神探可伦坡（1971）
Columbo S01E05
Part 1
July 18, 2023, 8:12 a.m.
是谁？
Who is it?
你不害怕吗？
You're not intimidated?
来吧，Ken。
你忘了...
Come on, Ken.
Are you forgetting that...
...I'm one half of the world's
greatest mystery writing team.
...我是世界上
最伟大的神秘写作团队的一半。
你没有戴手套。
You don't have gloves on.
你的手指不在扳机上
并且气缸中没有子弹。
Your finger's not on the trigger
and there are no bullets in the cylinder.
你是对的。
我是一个糟糕的恶作剧者。
You're right.
I'm a lousy practical joker.
What are you doing here
with that thing anyway?
你在这里
用那个东西做什么？
我正在去客舱的路上，
I was on my way down to the cabin,
I thought I could use it
for protection down there.
我想我可以用它
保护那里。
I also came by to apologize.
我也过来道歉了
为了什么？
For what?
因为前几天吹了我的软木塞。
我越界了。
For blowing my cork the other day.
I got out of line.
Forget it. That happens.
算了吧。那个会发生。
No, it shouldn't happen.
Not between you and me.
不，这不应该发生。
不是在你我之间。
所以，信不信由你，先生...
这是一根和平烟斗。
So, believe it or not, sir...
this is a peace pipe.
自下而上，吉姆。
Bottoms up, Jim.
In the middle of the morning?
在上午？
哦，来吧，放松。今天是星期六。
Oh, come on, relax. It's Saturday.
在悬疑作家的灵魂里，
永远是午夜。
In the mystery writer's soul,
it is always the middle of the night.
干杯！尊敬的先生。
A toast! Dear sir.
我给你...
I give you...
...我们的离婚。
...our divorce.
嗯...这不是真正的离婚。
Well...it's not really a divorce.
哦，当然是。来吧，让我们说实话。
我的意思是，它......
Oh, sure it is. Come on, let's be honest.
I mean, it...
it's no alimony but it's a termination.
这不是赡养费，而是终止合同。
哦，是的，还有我们亲爱的孩子们。
Oh yes, and our dear little children.
所有十五个人。
All fifteen of them.
五千万份。
Fifty million copies.
对于让这一切成为可能的女士，
To the lady who made it all possible,
世界上最伟大的侦探
Mrs.Melville。
the greatest sleuth in the world
Mrs.Melville.
我们让他复活
现在我们要埋葬他。
Whom we brought to life
and now we're about to bury.
加油，肯。你让我感到
内疚。
Come on, Ken. You're making me feel
guilty.
All I want to do is write on my own.
我只想自己写。
你是对的。我很自私。
You're right. I am being selfish.
好的，我的孩子，我的祝福。
在你的单人飞行中。
OK, my boy, my blessings.
On your solo flight.
谢谢。
Thanks.
I appreciate it.
我很感激。
毕竟，友谊
比伙伴关系更重要，对吧？
After all, friendship is more
important than partnership, right?
为我们的友谊干杯。
Here's to our friendship.
Right.
对。
And now sir, I'm going to kidnap you.
现在，先生，我要绑♥架♥你。
What?
什么？
上述机舱，
已经...
The aforementioned cabin, which has
been...
...已经完成六个月了。
你还没看过。
...finished for over six months now.
You haven't seen it.
You're going to be my first male
guest.
你将成为我的第一位男性
客人。
我不能，肯。现在不要。
I can't, Ken. Not now.
Why can't you?
你为什么不能？
It's all the way down to San Diego.
一直到圣地亚哥。
哦。这是几个小时的车程。
我会在午夜前送你回家。
Oh. It's a couple of hours' drive.
I'll have you home before midnight.
是的...我答应过乔安娜
带她去吃饭和看表演。
Yeah... I promised Joanna I'd
take her to dinner and a show.
哦，这很简单。你拿起那个
电♥话♥然后说，
Oh, that's easy. You pick up that
phone and you say,
"Honey, I'm going to be working late
at the office tonight." Come on.
“亲爱的，今晚我要加班
在办公室。” 快点。
我们一到那里，就会打开
另一个瓶子，然后去钓鱼。
As soon as we get down there, we'll uncork
another bottle and we'll go fishing.
嗯，我不能...
Well, I can't...
你知道你老哥们的麻烦是什么吗？
You know your trouble old buddy is?
我的意思是，您害怕
放松一天。
I mean, you're afraid to
unwind even for a day.
哦不，我不是...
Oh no, I'm not...
Then prove it.
然后证明它。
来吧，如果你想要一些理由，
Come on, if you want some justification,
you're doing it as a favor for me.
你这样做是为了帮我一个忙
At least give me a chance to bury
the hatchet with some style.
至少给我一个机会，
以某种风格埋葬斧头。
你只是不要放弃你的伙伴...
You just don't drop your partner...
...and then turn down his invitation
all in one week now, do you?
...然后在一周内拒绝他的邀请，对吗？
实际上，时机不错。
Actually, the timing isn't bad.
I was just finishing the final
chapter.
我刚读完最后一章
。
啊，Mrs.Melville 的最后一个案例。
Ah, Mrs.Melville's last case.
You know we ought to send that broad
some flowers.
你知道我们应该送那么多花
一些花。
我列出了我想
从办公室带走的东西。
I made a list of the things I'd like
to take from the office.
Do you want to take look at it?
你想看看吗？
我不明白 这是一个名字列表。
I don't get it. It's a list of names.
I'm losing my mind. It's the wrong
one.
我快疯了。这是错误的
一个。
我一定是把另一个
留在家里了。
I must've left the other one
at the house.
啊...我快疯了。
Ah...I am losing my mind.
怎么了？
What's the matter?
I left my lighter in the office.
我把打火机忘在办公室了
Do you need it?
你需要吗？
那是我的安全毯。
我等一下。
That's my security blanket.
I'll only be a minute.
想想我不得不说服你
这次旅行。吉姆，闻闻那空气。
And to think I had to talk you into
this trip. Jim, smell that air.
客舱有多远？
How far is the cabin?
不远，大约一个小时。
我们必须绕过圣地亚哥。
It's not far, about an hour.
We have to skirt San Diego.
我等一下。我只需要
得到一些补给。
I'll only be a minute. I just have to
get some supplies.
你想把那本书
放在那个杂物箱里给我吗？
Do you want to hand me that book
in that glove compartment?
是的，这是我们的一个。
Yeah, it's one of ours.
The boss-lady here is a big fan of ours.
这里的老板娘是我们的超级粉丝。
I've been promising this
for months. The price of fame.
几个月来我一直在承诺这个
。成名的代价。
You want me to come with you?
你想让我跟你一起去？
No. I'll only be a minute.
不，我等一下。
Miss La Sanka?
拉桑卡小姐？
Anybody home?
有人在家吗？
In a minute.
一分钟后。
Mr.Franklin.
富兰克林先生。
My planets must be in the right house.
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