工作狂（2011）
Workaholics S04E12
Part 4
June 29, 2021, 8:48 a.m.
Excuse us, gents.
叮 叮 叮 叮 - 后面的观众看过来
Clink, clink, clink, clink... - Listen up in the back.
为了纪念Ramirez逝去的灵魂
We would like to honor Ramirez's fallen soul
我们要演唱一首传统爱尔兰警♥察♥饮酒歌♥
with a traditional Irish cop drinkin' song.
哈 怎么样 - 嗯 Ramirez不是爱尔兰人
Hey, how 'bout it? - Uh, Ramirez was not Irish.
他不是爱尔兰人 但他是个传统的人
He was not Irish, but he was a traditional guy.
每 我们以前每年都一起
Every... we used to get the shamrock shakes
喝三叶草奶昔 是吧
with him every year, right?
而且 传统上 警♥察♥都是爱尔兰人
And traditionally, cops are Irish.
让我们开始唱歌♥吧 - 开始咯
Let's just sing the song. Mm-kay. - Here we go.
*啦 啦 啦 啦*
*LA, LA, LA, LA*
*当爱尔兰警♥察♥要捉你*
*When Irish cops arrest ya*
原曲来源于
曼联的队歌♥
*你最好赶紧躲起来*
*You better run and hide*
*但是不要逃跑*
*But don't run from cops*
*如果你逃跑 我们就打你屁♥股♥*
*But if you do, we'll beat your behind*
*但我们不会违反法律*
*But within the restrictions of the law*
*我们会永远铭记你 Ramirez*
*And we will always remember you, Ramirez*
*你那老大屌♥*
*You had a big old*
*要是小姑娘来一口*
*And if a girlie sucked it*
*那一定会让她恶心*
*It would probably make her sick*
*让我们永远记住Ramirez*
*let's always remember that Ramirez was*
*一个骄傲勇敢的勇士 结束啦*
*A proud, strong warrior, and that's it*
*他有一个老大屌♥*
*Who had a big old dick*
*他可能在天堂*
*And he's probably in heaven*
*让所有天使都舔他那儿*
*Making all the angels suck on his*
*但是我们还要说*
*But once again, the one thing*
*要记住这位老兄*
*To remember about the dude*
*他捉大坏蛋 他是个警♥察♥*
*Was that he arrested people and he was a cop*
好 现在向右边走
Okay, now we gotta go right.
我 我的右边 不 你直了
My... my right. No, that's... that's straight.
往 往哪儿
Where... where is it?
继续 继续 直走
Okay, keep... keep... It's straight.
好了 好了 - 到了 到了 到了
There, we're good. - Oh, there, there, there.
终于到了
There it is, okay.
伪装得很好 超赞啊
Great disguise, man. That's great.
好了 我们开始吧
Okay, let's get to it. Oh, yeah.
我能跟你说件事儿吗
Can I talk to you about something?
嗯 现在说么
Huh? What, right now?
嗯 我 我就是 觉得
Yeah, I-I just... You know, I think
我爸经常来这儿 一玩游戏就是一整天
my dad hangs out in here and plays video games all day
因为他不知道怎么跟我沟通 你懂吗
because he doesn't quite know how to talk to me, you know?
因为我如此与众不同
Because I'm so different?
当然懂 我也很与众不同
Sure, I mean, I'm different too.
不过 不是你那种不同
I mean, not... Not the way you're different,
我有自己的不同 - 你头发上有东西
but in my own way. - There's stuff in your hair.
没关系 我来 我可以弄好
Yeah, it's okay. I got it, I'll handle it.
我能弄好 我有点 对不起
I got it. Yeah. I'm kind of like... sorry.
我对这个比较挑剔
I'm a little anal about that.
不是那个意思 就是
Not anal, but just...
我对别人动我头发比较敏感
I get upset when people touch my hair.
嗯 - 别说了
Mm. - You know what?
咱能继续搞破坏么
Let's just get back to sabotaging, okay?
等等 等等 别急 告诉我你怎么个与众不同
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, tell me how you're different.
嗯 要不 我们
Okay, you know what? Let's...
我不知道该不该现在
I don't know if now is the time
讨论这个问题 好吗
for the discussion part, okay?
让我出来 让我出来
Just let me out! Just let me out.
我可不想冲着你放屁什么的
I don't want to fart on you or anything, so...
我觉得我爸
I think my dad, you know,
他 他就是一点都不懂我
he... he just doesn't understand me.
我觉得他可能不爱我
I'm afraid he doesn't love me.
你♥爸♥爸肯定爱你的 小伙子
I'm sure your dad loves you, dude.
而且他会更加爱你
And, hey, he's gonna love you even more
如果我们把游戏账号♥删除了 明白吗
once we delete this gaming account, all right?
这样他没别的事干只能陪你玩
He'll have nothing to do but hang out with you,
所以 我们开始吧
so come on, let's do this.
别胡思乱想了 傻蛋儿
Get that out of your head, you dork.
你老爹是爱你滴
Your dad loves you.
谢谢 特工"Chamilitary之人"
Thanks, Agent Chamilitary Man.
不用谢 还有 我觉得
Yes, you're welcome, and I don't
我不喜欢这个名字了 我不叫这名儿了
really like that name anymore. I'm not gonna use it.
噢 我刚习惯这么叫你
Oh, I was just getting used to it.
我想起个男人点儿的名字
I want something more manly.
看看我这身行头
Thinking with this getup here,
反恐特警咪♥咪♥指挥官怎么样
maybe commander of S.W.A.T. Titties?
*Ramirez*
*Ramirez*
干杯 干杯
Salud. Salud.
安息吧 - 这歌♥实在太烂了
R.I.P. - That was a really bad song.
千万别再唱了 - 好的
Don't do that anymore. - Okay.
好的 大家听好了
All right, listen up, everybody.
我的地下室里有瓶12年苏格兰威士忌
I got a 12-year-old bottle of scotch in my man cave
我一直为特殊的日子存着
I've been saving for a special occasion.
大家觉得如何 嗯
What do you say? Huh?
等等 还有一段没唱
Wait a minute, there's more verses.
*Ramirez喜欢为民除害*
*Ramirez liked to kill bad guys*
*头上戴着铁轮箍*
*in the head with a tire iron*
这是什么情况
What the hell's going on here?
嗯 我是女仆
Uh, I'm the maid.
你 你的新女仆
Your... I'm your new maid.
这家伙是谁
Who's this guy?
噢 天啊
Oh, my God.
他是黑帮成员
It's a gang member!
他是 是 是疯狂的黑帮成员
This is the... the... The freaking gangbanger
杀死Ramirez的那个 - 噢 太好了
that killed Ramirez... - Oh, yeah.
瞧他那头标志性长发
He and his whole clique of freakin' longhairs.
他可能是专门来看我们悲伤难过的
He probably showed up here to watch us grieve,
你这个变♥态♥
you sick .
你们不知道吧 我们是黑色行动小组
What you might not realize is we are Black Ops.
这是我们的任务 我们是来抓他的
This was our operation. We came here to get him.
是的 机密行动 - 那我们就把这名罪犯
Yep, undercover. - So we're gonna take this perp
带回总部了 给他水刑吧 我还不确定
to HQ, probably waterboard him, I don't know.
接下来就交给我们吧 - 嗯嗯
We'll take it from here. - Yeah.
别走 别走 等一下 你们哪也别想去
No, no, no, hold on. You're not going anywhere.
如果你们想给这个杀害警♥察♥的凶手上刑
If you're gonna torture this cop killer,
我想看看 - 呃 有滑水板吗
I'd like to see it. - Uh, do you have a board
我们可以往上面浇水
that we can pour some water on?
这是第一个步骤 - 没错
That's one of the first steps. - Yeah.
水刑可不是这样的
That's not what waterboarding is.
你怎么知道 你是黑色行动小组的吗
Well, how would you know? Are you Black Ops?
我是黑色行动小组的吗 - 来来来找个板子来
Am I Black Ops? - Found a board, found a board.
我们自己能完成
So we can do it ourselves.
到这儿来 你这个大傻♥逼♥
Right here, you freakin' idiot.
我们要往板子上浇水了
We're gonna pour some water on that board now.
就是 - 好 行
Yeah. - All right, yeah.
别把我的对讲机弄湿了 我是认真的
But don't get my walkie-talkie wet, seriously.
噢 我要疯了 - 湿的透透的
Oh, I'm gonna freakin'... - Fully stocked.
我能把对讲机取下来么 我靠
Can I take my walkie-talkie off, damn it?
你正在接受水刑
You're... consider yourself waterboarded.
耶 - 喔 喔
Yeah. - Whoo, whoo.
喔 你老大是谁
Whoo. Who do you work for?
够了 这他妈到底怎么回事儿
Now, what the is going on here?
你们穿得都一样 肯定互相认识
You guys are all dressed alike. You obviously know each other.
Ramirez是因为心脏病死在家里
Ramirez died of a heart attack in his house.
嗯 我明白怎么回事了 你们在耍我们
Uh, I see what you did. You strung us along.
我们是穿得差不多 我好像忘了
We are dressed alike. I-I actually forgot about that.
重点是我们知道你是谁
The thing is we know who you are
因为你跟我们一起打游戏 在线的
because we play video games with you online...
<神枪手:慕尼黑> 你还整天叫我们"鸡♥奸♥佬"
Sinper shot Munich... And you call us
我们可不喜欢
All day. We don't appreciate it.
所以我们要当面告诉你
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