工作狂（2011）

Workaholics S04E09

Part 4 June 29, 2021, 8:47 a.m.

粗口警报
Language alarm.
我想我们应该炒你们鱿鱼了
I think we ought to fire you guys
刻不容缓 - 对啊
is what needs to happen. - Yeah.
嘿哥们你们不可以炒了我们
Hey, you can't fire us, bud!
我们刚才差点就被车撞死了
We almost just died in these death traps.
嘿你敢顶他嘴
Hey, don't you sass him!
我们想顶就顶不论何时不论何地
We'll sass who we want to sass when we want to sass 'em.
噢想顶就顶是吧
Oh, sass how it's gonna be, huh?
给你中指 - 就像Will Sasso(音似"顶嘴")
That's for you, baby! - Like will sasso!
给你点颜色瞧瞧
Let me show you something, huh?
Karl 他们一点都不尊重我们的成果
They don't respect what we've built, Karl.
我们可能应该停止卖♥♥大♥麻♥了
Maybe we should stop selling weed.
人们也喜欢吃没大♥麻♥的馅饼
People like the burritos just fine without it.
不卖♥♥大♥麻♥了
Stop selling weed?
你让我想吐
You make me want to barf
然后像一只在吐的猫一样把你的眼睛抓出来
and then scratch your eyes out like a cat that's barfing!
明天那位美食评论家就要来了
We got a food critic coming tomorrow!
我不在乎食物
I don't care about food!
等等等等他是对的他是对的
Wait, wait, wait. He's right. He's right.
起来
Get up.
傻♥逼♥ - 不不不
Stupid frickin'... - no, no, no.
兄弟他们是对的
Dude, dude, they're right.
我知道美食评论员对我们的梦想来说有多重要
I know how important the food critic is to our dream.
酷
Cool.
你曾经迷失但是你找回自己了
You once was lost, but now you found.
是的先生
Yes, sir.
现在把那只被撞死的臭鼬捡起来就像我们今早说的那样
Now, pick up the roadkill like we asked this morning.
噢我们会把它捡起来的相信我
Oh, we're picking up the roadkill. Trust me.
我们不是命令你们我们才不会那样我们是友好地请求
We're not telling you. We're being cool. We're asking.
我知道你们是很酷的老板
I know. You're such cool bosses.
兄弟这份工作比呆在电美好多了
This is such a better job than telemarketing, guys.
嘿怎么了被Sub Zero的致命一招摧毁了吗
Hey, what's up? Were you fatalitied by Sub Zero?
你简直没有骨气没有尊严
'Cause now you don't have a spine.
噢不不不不啊把臭鼬捡起来吧
Oh, no, no, no, no. Uh, get tha... get the skunk.
我懂你的意思 - 是吗
I see what you're sayin'. - You do?
呕别别别别介 - 哦它都板结凝固起来了
Ew, no, no, no, no... - oh, it's all "Coagluglated."
恶心 - "结结实实"地死了呢
Ew. - It's "Coagulegulated."
早啊
Morning.
哎呦谁起得这么早啊
Well, look who's up early.
嘿 - 行啦
Hey. - All right.
吐口水擦窗户真厉害啊
Spit-shining the window... that's awesome.
但是下次还是试试肥皂行吗
Soap next time maybe, though, right?
是吧 - 呃当然可以
Yeah. - Uh, sure.
嗯嗯 - 制♥服♥兄弟啊
Yeah, yeah. - Outfit brother.
啥哎呀喂
What? Oh, my God!
快看 - 真不可思议了
Look at this! - This is crazy.
简直就是同一件嘛 - 噢快看
It's like the same thing. - Oh, look it...
你什么意思我乳♥头♥透出来了吗
what are you saying? I have tits?
不是这颜色多漂亮啊
No. It's a good color.
别 - 但是确实有点紧身
Don't... - but it's tight.
噢我哥们儿着火了
Oh, my... dude, fire, fire in here!
吼不会吧
Ho! Ho!
着火了 - 什么东西烧起来了
Fire! - What's burning?
早上好啊伙计们
Oh, good morning, guys.
我们今天来得有点儿早
Figured we just get here a little early.
好把肉腌入味迎接传说中的美食评论
Marinate the meat for the big-time food critic!
是吗呃那太好了
Yeah. Uh, awesome.
谢谢你们 - 不兄弟谢谢你们
Thank you. - No. Thank you, dudes.
早早起床好好干活
Getting up early and working hard,
这就是美国梦啊 Dusty Rhodes
that's the American dream, Dusty Rhodes.
没错说得很棒 - 干得漂亮
Right on. Very well said. - Good for you.
行了你们把灶火开得旺旺的
All right, you keep that grill hot,
时候一到我们立马通知你们做菜
and we'll let you know when it's time to grind.
必必须的
We... we will.
很好 - 爱你噢小婊砸
All right. - Love you, bitch.
很好别了伙计们
Yeah, peace out, gang.
你双指交叉了对吧
You're crossing your fingers, right?
很好感谢老天爷
Okay, good. Thank God.
测试中测试中
Testing, testing.
麦克风已打开
We on the mic...
你干嘛呢
what are you doing?
我跟你说什么来着 Karl 拜托啊
What did I tell you? Karl, come on.
我在打扫啊 - 但是
I'm cleaning. - But...
哦对了我应该用灰渣来打扫的
oh, right, I'm supposed to use soup.
是肥皂 - 肥皂
Soap. - Soap.
难道你一直以为灰渣是肥皂吗
Have you been using soup?
你们好我是Drew Darnell
Hi. I'm Drew Darnell...
<牧场市观察>的美食评论员
food critic for the Rancho Review.
欢迎光临 - 正因为我
Welcome! - I'm the reason
牧场市的外带食品才有了包装
the Togo's in rancho is never not packed.
没开玩笑吧听起来好厉害哦
No kidding. Well, that sounds great.
您先坐吧 Darnell先生
Why don't you take a seat, Mr. Darnell?
呃 Karl 你先去招呼着
And, uh, Karl, if you would just go...
好的 - 稍等一会儿
yep. Sure. - I'll be right back
马上给您上菜先生
with your meal, sir.
好的 Darnell先生
Okay, Mr. Darnell.
您先坐下吧
Let's have you take a sit.
要喝点水吗
Would you like any water?
您要喝自来水呢还是管道水
Maybe a flat faucet or perhaps some hose water?
我自带了 - 他来了
I brought my own. - He's here.
尽力把麻饼做到最佳吧麻友们
So please give us your best, buds.
最佳麻友 - 最佳麻友
Best buds! - Best buds.
最佳麻友 - 好了好了
Best buds! - Okay, okay.
我懂了真逗啊
I get it. That's funny.
个傻屌♥
Freakin' dick-ass.
他肯定会爱上这味道啊
He's gonna love this. Ugh!
洒点奶酪加些生菜重头戏来了
A little cheese, lettuce, and now for the main event.
很好来看看这是他的老二吗 - 是个啥
Okay, and... is that his dick? - What is that?
行了让我深入解剖一下
All right, let me really get in here.
好开始吧
Yeah, there we go.
捅那边用点力很好
Stab in there. Get in there deep. Yep.
兄弟这就是
This is what they get
把我们当狗使唤的下场
for making us work like dogs, man.
扼杀我们大♥麻♥卷饼的梦想
Killing our dream... burritos and weed.
我来抓紧它 - 准备好了吗
I'll hold it. - Okay, ready?
捅吧
Stab it! Yeah.
噢呕
Oh. Ew.
有东西爆出来了
Oh, something... something popped.
叮叮叮叮叮叮
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
餐铃摇起来 - 菜来啦
Ringing the dinner bell. - Here we go.
餐铃摇起来
Ringing the dinner bell.
我在把餐铃摇起来呢
I'm just ringing the dinner bell.
我以前说过我们准备弄个铃
I was saying we gotta get a bell.
菜已经 - 是必须得有一个
Dinner is... - Yeah. We got to get one.
准备好啦 - 不夸张地说
Served. - It is our pleasure
现在呈现给您的
to serve to you what I would argue
是本小店有史以来
may be the finest burrito
烹饪出的最佳卷饼
this little, plucky shop has ever whipped up.
嗯嗯嗯嗯祝您有个好胃口
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Bon appe-teach.
好的谢了两位
Okay. Thanks, guys.
不客气 - 他们超好的
You got it. - They're good boys.
它重量差不多有1.2傍
So it's gonna be about 1.2 pounds...
嗯 - 加七根薯条
Mm-hmm. - Seven chips.
经典搭配
It's a classic combo.
这份量很合适
It's a good weight.
呃等等等一下
Uh, wait. Hang on a second.
呃这饼已经凉了
Um, yeah. This thing's cold.
伙计们这都冰凉的了
This thing's ice cold, guys.
应该弄得热乎乎的
You're gonna want it piping hot.
卷饼热起来才是真美味
They're really good when they're hot...