And that is why, as an inspiration,
我选好了我们的下一个目标
I have chosen as our next target,
施洗约翰的头
the head of John the Baptist.
它将在明天下午两点送去旧圣十字教堂
It is to be venerated at the Old Holy Cross Church
接受供奉
tomorrow afternoon.
我觉得现在是时候
Now I think it's time for all of us
让我们花点时间反省自我
to take a moment or two of reflection.
所有人都休息片刻 活动下腿脚
Everyone take a breather, stretch your legs,
我回来后 就跟你们分享一下
and when I return, I'll share with you
偷取头颅的计划
how I plan to steal that head.
这个我拿那多少钱
Yeah. How much did we get for this one?
评估价格的双倍
Double the appraisal price.
所以我要派我的同事
Which is why I'm sending my colleague
亲自去给你送钱
to transfer your funds in person.
你能明天跟他共进午餐吗
Can you meet him tomorrow for lunch?
-你保证他行事谨慎吗 -我保证
- Can you assure me of his discretion? - I promise.
我派去的人不会把这件事告诉任何人
The man I'm sending won't speak of this to anyone.
谢谢
Thank you.
这可就变得更有趣了
Well, didn't this just get way more interesting.
温和又诡计多端的罗伯特·威斯科
The meek and scheming Robert Vesco,
正冒充强大的乔瓦尼
masquerading as the great and powerful Giovanni.
-请问一下 -在 先生
- Excuse me. - Yes, sir.
你们最贵的葡萄酒是什么
What is your most expensive wine?
我们有波美侯里♥鹏♥酒庄2001年款
We have a Chateau le Pin Pomerol 2001,
5800美元一瓶
which is $5,800.
好的 我们要两瓶 记在他账上
Yes. We'll take two. On his tab.
他账上还欠五千万美元
Which is $50 million in arrears.
这个骗局
So, the scam.
跟我说说吧
Tell me about it.
员工药检作弊的5种方法
1 稀释尿样
2 尿样中加入化学物质
准备好向小组介绍情况了吗
Hey. Ready to brief the team?
是的 等我提供了卫生局来要的样本
Yeah, soon as I give Health Services what they're here for.
应该不难 你喝了那么多水
Shouldn't be hard. You drank half the Potomac.
我做了些调查
Well, I did a little research.
我想我找到康格斯晚上去的地方了
I think I found where Kangas goes at night.
怎么了 我喜欢喝水
What? I like to hydrate.
红头发的人更容易长皱纹
You know, gingers tend to wrinkle.
你不知道管理一个
Oh. You have no idea how hard it is
像样的盗窃团伙有多难
to manage a decent heist crew.
争吵 斗嘴...
The bickering, the squabbling...
玻璃心 保险箱窃贼
The fragile egos, the safe-cracker
觉得自己比摆弄小玩意的更有价值
who feels like he's worth more than the gadget guy.
认为自己比策划者更聪明的人
Who thinks he's much smarter than the mastermind.
就想回到年轻力壮时当个司机的人
Who just wants to go back to the salad days of being a driver.
但你 罗伯特
But you, Robert,
你没有教导一群罪犯成为兄弟
instead of teaching criminals to be brothers,
而是把一群兄弟变成罪犯
you turned a fraternity of brothers into criminals.
你是怎么骗他们来替你偷东西的
How did you con them into stealing for you?
分成吗
Profit sharing?
不是 是讲故事
No. Storytelling.
他们想终结这个世界
They want the end of the world.
我只是给他们的幻想火上浇油
I simply pour fuel on their fantasies.
训练他们将圣物和偶像崇拜联♥系♥在一起
Train them to connect holy relics with idolatry.
他们相信我们偷走的东西已在祭坛上烧了
They believe that what we steal is burned at the altar.
但你玩了个小手段
But you perform a little sleight of hand.
实际上 我是用脚 护下圣物
Ah, foot, actually, which preserves the relics,
然后在拍卖♥♥会上出♥售♥
and then I sell them at auction.
自己的秘密会社 我在哪里能找一个
Your own secret society. Where can I get one?
你必须教我点秘密手势
You must teach me the secret handshake.
我不否认 这相当有利可图
Well, I won't deny it has been comically lucrative.
但也并不总是那么有趣
But it hasn't been all fun and games.
大教堂的保安
The security guard at the cathedral.
是的 我知道 我知道那个可怜人
Yes, I know, I know. That poor man.
我从未用过暴♥力♥获得非法收入
I've never used violence in pursuit of illicit gain.
但我本应去那里管住我的手下
But I should've been there to keep my boys in check.
但说实话 以我的年纪 长途飞行后
But to tell you the truth, at my age, after a long flight,
我的脚踝会肿得像气球 根本动不了
my ankles tend to swell up like balloons, and I'm useless.
我建议你穿压缩袜
I would suggest compression socks.
并建议你终止这场骗局 罗伯特
I'd also suggest you shut down this con, Robert,
在你还可以的时候
while you still can.
我比你动作快 雷蒙德
Ooh, I'm way ahead of you, Raymond.
我已决定在他们偷到
I've already decided to cut bait,
那颗头以后 就金盆洗手
right after they steal that head.
如果又有人死呢
And if another body drops?
别担心 我已立下规矩
Not to worry. I've laid down the law.
我能控制我的手下
I've got my boys under control.
每个简易炸♥弹♥都包含一个主体炸♥药♥
Each IED contains a main charge,
一个保险开关
an arming switch,
和一组连到遥控接收器的电池
and a battery pack connected to a RC receiver.
这是怎么回事
What's going on here?
你们听到乔瓦尼说的了 他不想这样
You heard Giovanni. He doesn't want this.
乔瓦尼似乎不知道自己想要什么
Giovanni doesn't seem to know what he wants.
你打算什么时候引爆这些
When do you plan to detonate these?
今天弥撒结束的时候
At the end of mass today.
当主教举起施洗约翰的头时
When the bishop raises the head of John the Baptist,
我们将炸开天堂大门 给全世界看看
we'll blast open the gates of heaven for all the world to see.
你们要在教堂里有人时引爆这些吗
You're gonna blow these with people in the church?
《圣经》里满是审判和流血
The Bible's full of judgment and bloodshed.
每个牺牲的人 都是死得其所
Everyone who dies will die for a cause.
-乔瓦尼需要知道这事 -等等
- Giovanni needs to know about this. - Wait.
很高兴能和你叙叙旧 雷蒙德
Well, I've enjoyed catching up, Raymond,
但我现在必须去照管我的手下了
but now I must really go and tend to my flock.
你的手下可以等
Your flock can wait.
我们还有事没了结
We have unfinished business.
你是说几年前
Are you talking about that little
德拉克鲁兹号♥的那个小活吗
De La Cruz job a few years back?
"德拉克鲁兹号♥的那个小活"
"Little De La Cruz job"?
那是一亿美元的西班牙金币
That was 100 million in Spanish gold,
你就像德克萨斯州龙♥卷♥风♥一般卷走所有钱跑了
and you blew town like a Texas twister with all of it.
你在跟我说盗贼间的道义吗
Is this where you tell me about honor among thieves?
不 我在告诉你 你要还债
No, it's where I tell you that you're going to pay your debt.
为了还债
Well, in order to do that,
我必须去我在马耳他的银行
I would have to go to my bank in Malta,
批准那么大一笔的转账
and, well, to approve a transfer of that size...
很好
Perfect.
虽然我没有秘密会社 但我有私人飞机
While I don't have a secret society, I do have a jet.
我们这就去马耳他
We're going to Malta.
你甚至不知道我会在这里
You didn't even know I'd be here.
你说得对 我变了
You're right. I have changed.
我曾以为自己的命运自己创造
I used to think that I had to create my own fate.
现在 我信因果报应 尽管它常不如人意
Now I believe in karma. Even if it is a bitch.
脱掉所有可能
Remove any outer garments that might conceal items
藏匿影响尿样东西的外衣
that could tamper your urine sample.
把裤兜里所有东西都放到盒子里
Anything else in your pants pockets goes in the bowl.
我知道你只是恪尽职守
Uh, I know you're just doing your job,
但你要知道 我们都曾是探员
but, uh, FYI, we've both been agents.
我们不会作弊的
We're not gonna cheat.
直接排进容器内
Void directly into the container.
完事后不要冲水 你们有四分钟
Do not flush afterwards. You have four minutes.
好了 开始了
Okay. Here we go.
有趣
It's funny.
有些尴尬
This is awkward.
我今天该多喝些水的
Knew I should've had, uh, more to drink today.
我是感觉我最近水喝得有些多
I just, I feel like I've been retaining a lot of water lately.
感觉有些胀
Feeling, um, bloated.
那是我的手♥机♥
Okay. Uh, that's my phone.
我知道铃♥声♥有些尴尬
Um, I know the, uh, the ringtone is embarrassing,
但此时此刻 有什么不尴尬呢
but at this moment, uh, what isn't?
我得接一下
Uh, uh, I need to answer it.
隔间内不允许带私人物品
No personal items in the stall.
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