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Modern Family S04E18

Part 4 Nov. 30, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

他才没我家乔那么完美呢
He's not perfect like my little Joe.
但他的毯子一模一样呢
But he's got the same blanket.
歌♥洛莉亚你在这儿干嘛
Gloria. What are you doing here?
你怎么能把宝宝交给陌生人
You gave our baby to a stranger?!
她不是陌生人她是克莱尔的朋友
She's not a stranger. She's Claire's friend.
-嘘 -闭嘴内森
- Shh! - Shut up, Nathan!
歌♥洛莉亚
Gloria!
爸煤气开了
The gas is on, dad.
点火器有火花了
I can see the spark from the igniter.
我不知道那是什么玩意儿
I don't know what it is.
那是热电偶
That's your thermocouple.
里面♥积♥了沉淀物
You get a little sediment in there
或者是铁锈就不好用了
or some rust, and you're done for.
原来是热电偶的问题啊
The thermocouple. Of course.
我怎么没想到
Why didn't I think of that?
谢啦爸这点小事不该打扰你的
Thanks, dad. I-I shouldn't be buggin' you with this stuff.
你开什么玩笑我最乐于助人了
Are you kiddin' me? I love to help.
让我觉得你还需要我
Makes me feel like you still need me.
我当然需要你
Of course I need you.
你总是这些问题的专家
You're the best when it comes to this.
还有什么要修的吗
Anything else you need fixin'?
有啊事实上
Yeah, actually,
我的大拇指坏了
I've been havin' a little trouble with my thumb.
老伙计啦那个好修
Oh, the old thumb. That's simple.
只要把它摁回去然后"啵"一声就好了
Just push it back in and make that popping sound.
-好啦你这办法好 -修好啦
- Oh, yeah, you're right. - There you go.
今晚记得对克莱尔说她很美
Make sure you tell Claire how pretty she looks tonight.
女人就爱听这个
A woman needs to hear that.
你也要对妈说说
You do the same with mom.
别了你妈妈厌烦了
No, your mom's a little tired of
我经常对她说克莱尔很美
hearing how pretty Claire is.
说得好
Good one!
好吧爱你哦
All right. Love you.
我也爱你哦
Love you, too.
爸我们回来啦
Dad, we're home.
这真是最无聊的一次购物
That was the least fun I have ever had shopping ever.
给你
Here.
宝贝这是扭力扳手不是十字螺丝刀
Honey, that's a torque wrench, not a torx screwdriver.
好吧你就嚷嚷吧
Okay, you're just screaming now.
你不能自己去买♥♥吗你可是行家啊
Can't you just go get it? You're the best at this stuff.
就是啊还有车子也有点儿问题
Yeah, plus the car is doing something funny,
而且仪表盘上有个
and there's a light on the dashboard
像小油灯一样的指示灯亮了
that looks like a little genie lamp.
我家孩子不能自立但也许那没关系
My kids are helpless, but maybe that's okay.
因为多年以后等他们有了自己的房♥子
Because years from now when they have their own houses,
他们会用超炫的高科技视频电♥话♥打给我
they'll call me on their hologram phones
然后说 "老爸救命只能靠你了"
and say, "Help me, dad. You're my only hope."
我就会成为第7区最幸福的老爸
And I'll be the happiest father in Sector 7...
或者是第12区如果我们混得很好的话
or Sector 12, if we're doing really well.
搞不懂你妈怎么这么恼火
I don't know why your mom's so mad.
可能是因为
Maybe it has something to do
你把宝贝儿子交给陌生人了
with giving your son away to a complete stranger.
接下来就把你送出去
You're next.
话说回来你俩去商城干嘛
And what were you two doing in the mall, anyway?
你俩不是去看《大白鲸》吗
I thought you were seeing "Moby Dick."
票都卖♥♥完了
It was sold out.
可能你能这样讨好她
Maybe that's how you can make it up to her--
明天替她带我去参加《白鲸记》阅读会
Take me to the "Moby dick" reading tomorrow.
想得美
Nice try.
无私地帮助她另一个儿子
Doing something selfless for her other son
能够弥补你这回犯下的滔天大罪
could make up for your monumental blunder.
送花和珠宝可能管用
Maybe flowers or jewelry.
我喜欢用钱来解决问题
I like to throw money at the problem.
你好呀美女
Hello, pretty lady.
晚饭想吃什么啊
What do you wanna do for dinner?
不如用宝宝换一张披萨饼吧
How about we exchange the baby for a cheese pizza?
-还在生气吗 -我打电♥话♥订票去
- Is this about today? - I'll call for those tickets.
你本来应该和宝宝共度美好的亲子时光
You were supposed to spend quality time with the baby.
乔睡着了
Joe was asleep.
他根本不知道自己错过了木偶剧
He didn't even know he missed the puppet show.
那叫"婴儿教学班"
It was the baby class!
好你愿意怎么叫都行
Okay, call it what you want.
我只看到一个嬉皮士手里拿着只青蛙
I saw a hippie with a frog on his hand.
另外跟你说一声
And for your information,
我明天会带曼尼去那个朗读会
I'm takin' Manny to that reading tomorrow.
你现在只是在想办法给自己解围
Now you're just trying to dig yourself out of a hole
因为你知道自己的谎言被拆穿了
because you know that you were caught in a lie.
-有件怪事 -等会儿再说曼尼
- So here's something... - Not now, manny.
让他说
Oh, let him talk.
我给剧场打了电♥话♥
I called the theater,
他们说明天的演出还有很多票没卖♥♥出去
and they have tons of tickets for tomorrow's show.
而且今天的演出门票也没有卖♥♥光
And it turns out today's show wasn't sold out, either.
-曼尼现在不是说这个的时候 -让他说
- Ay, Manny, not now. - Let him talk.
妈你为什么说票卖♥♥光了
Mom, why'd you say it was sold out?
是啊你为什么说票卖♥♥光了
Yeah. Why'd you say it was sold out?
我搞错了嘛英语不是我的母语
It was a mistake. This is not my first language.
我不怎么懂英语滴
I don't understand English very goodly.
别打语言牌
Don't play that card.
你跟我一样不想陪他去
You didn't wanna go any more than I did.
好吧我说了谎但我有资格说谎
Fine. I lied, but I earned that lie.
曼尼我很抱歉
Ay, Manny, I am so sorry.
但你知道我一直努力为这个家里每个人
But you know that I am always trying to do everything
尽心尽力无微不至
for everybody in this family.
但你呢
But you.
你只考虑你自己
You only do what's good for you.
我告诉你吧杰·普里契特
Let me tell you something, Jay Pritchett--
在抚养孩子这件事上
When it comes to raising kids,
种什么得什么
you get what you give.
你这英语倒是说得挺好的
Well, you rattled that off pretty goodly.
你没必要这么做的爸爸
You don't have to do this, daddy.
我知道但爸爸很想这么做好吗
I know, but daddy really wants to do this, okay?
不不不
No, no, no.
不行你想干什么萨迪
No, what do you think you're doing, Sadie?
不许插队回去
No cutsies. Come on.
下一个
Next.
你好麦洛
Hello, Milo.
你好莉莉的爸爸之一
Hello, one of Lily's dads.
好我们玩点刺♥激♥的吧好吗
All right, let's make this interesting, okay?
如果我赢就实行新规矩好吗
If I win, the new rule is this, okay?
任何选手都不能连续玩三个回合以上
No player can play more than three times in a row
一定要回去重新排队
without getting back in line
给其他孩子上场的机会
and letting the other kids play.
-要是我赢呢 -那我就给你两万块
- What if I win? - Then I'll give you $20,000.
-来吧 -好我们开始
- You're on. - All right. Let's do this.
好耶
Yes!
我得一分
One point for me.
我得一分没错
One point for me. That's right.
麦洛墙在这边呢
Milo, the wall's over here.
不行不行这个不算出界了
Nah, nah. Doesn't count. It was out.
太高了你够不着是吧
Little too high for you, huh?
球弹三次墙壁你个败寇
Three bounces to the wall, makes you a lo-ser,
你个败寇
makes you a lo-ser.
最后一分我得到就是我赢
Final point. I get this, I win.
老天爷子保佑我
Oh, sweet lord jesus.
好耶好耶我赢了
Whoo! Yes! Yes! Winner!
冠军是我我是冠军
cham-pi-on! Cham-pi-on!
这阵子得让小卡负责接送莉莉了
Cam's gonna be doing drop-offs for a while.
我们收到了警告信
We got a letter.
我相信你们都在琢磨
I'm sure you're both wondering
我为什么今晚召集你们来这里
why I summoned you here tonight.