摩登家庭
Modern Family S04E05
Part 3
Nov. 30, 2019, 10:54 p.m.
Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun.
我其实想穿比较紧身的戏服
I half-wanted to wear something tighter.
-你懂的 我瘦了 -能看出来
- You know, I've been reducing. - I can see.
-你言不由衷啊 -没 我真看出来了
- Well, you say it like you can't. - No, no, no. I totally can.
不错吧
Impressive, huh?
是 我 我得...
Yeah. I'm--I'm gonna...
-小卡 -怎么
- Hey, Cam. - Mm?
我听说你在我们的客人面前脱衣服
I'm hearing a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
不是变♥态♥的啦
Oh, well, not in a perverted way.
我只是希望让大家看看我隐藏在
I just want people to see my body
这套烂戏服下的苗条身材
under this stupid costume.
这理由跟真正露阴癖的说辞差不多
That's very close to what actual flashers say.
-爸爸 -等一下 宝贝
- Daddy? - Yeah, one second, honey.
我已经厌倦了不断赞美他人
I'm just tired of throwing out compliments
却一句好话也听不到
and not getting anything back.
我跟罗伯托说他的美黑做得很自然
I told Roberto his spray tan looked real.
你自己看 把我们家枕头和猫都染黑了
Look for yourself. It's on two of our pillows and our cat.
爹地 怎么了
Daddy. Yeah?
看 那是我妈咪 她来了
Lookit. It's my mommy. She came.
不 宝贝 那不是你妈咪
Oh. Oh, no, honey, that's not your mommy.
不是吗
It's not?
不是的 那只是爸爸的一个朋友
No, no. That's just one of daddy's friends.
-什么情况 -没什么
- What's going on? - Oh, nothing.
她只是想吃蛋糕了
She just wants one of these cupcakes.
-但我已经吃过... -给你吃 宝贝
- But I already had... - Oh, there you go, honey.
好了 去吧 去交朋友 交起来
Okay, off you go. Mingle! Mingle!
看来有人来过了
Looks like some people came by.
是的 没错 有好几个人呢
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had a few.
我看到你给踢下去了
I saw that.
你好
Hello?
嘿 亲爱的
Hey, honey.
你的开放参观搞得怎样
Hi. How's your open house?
没什么人来 其实
Pretty empty, actually.
我把气撒在一个
I kind of just took it out
扮成哈利·波特的孩子身上了
on a Harry Potter.
不过说真的 格兰芬多的学生
Seriously, though, a Gryffindor
怎么会让他妈帮他拿魁地奇飞天扫帚
letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom?
那有多赫奇帕奇作风啊
How Hufflepuff is that?
我这里也很凄凉
It's pretty lonely here, too.
我们被所有邻居列入黑名单了
We have been shunned by the whole neighborhood.
太荒谬了
That's ridiculous.
就因为你那个温柔的小把戏吗
All over some mild little gag you pulled?
那并不温柔 都有人来调查...
It was not mild. There was an investig...
我想我听到有人进来
Oh, I-I thought I heard someone.
可能只是树枝敲得窗户响
I guess it was just trees tapping against the window.
在这陈旧得格格直响的房♥子里真恐怖
It's pretty creepy over here in this rattly old house.
总之 我可能再呆半小时
Anyway, I'll probably give it another 30 minutes,
然后就回去了
then I'll see you at home.
好的 再见
Okay. Bye.
你笑什么呢
What are you laughing about?
笑你可怜的老爸 你懂的
Oh, it's just your poor dad, you know.
你可怜的傻老爸
Your poor, dumb dad.
我明天员工大会上再告诉你
I'll fill you in at the staff meeting
不过先得等克莱利说完他早晨上班路上的事
after Keneally's done telling us about his morning commute.
太逗了 你学他学得真像
That's hilarious! You sound just like him.
圣诞才艺表演时你一定得来一段
You are so doing that at Christmas talent night.
哥们 《千金小姐》 《莎拉的微笑》
Dude, "Rich Girl", "Sara Smile"...
[都是Hall & Oates乐队的歌♥曲]
以及返场的《少男杀手》
then a "Maneater" Encore.
他们简直棒得可怕
It was scary how good they were.
闭上眼睛听 跟真的乐队演唱一样
Close your eyes, it could have been the real band.
他赌球时走运了那么一次
Yeah, he got lucky in the football pool once,
现在就要加倍下赌注了
and now he wants to double the stakes.
我好怕怕
Oh, I'm so scared!
有没有
Right?
今晚弱爆了
Well, this night was a bust.
一个人都没有...
not a single person even...
还是我过早断言了
Or did I speak too soon?
有人想扮坏小鬼了吗
Was someone in the mood to be a bad little ghoul?
康尼 我不是说你
Oh, Connie, I didn't mean you.
我 那 那只是离婚的事影响了你
I'm...hey, that's just...that's just the divorce talking.
坚持住
Hang in there.
再见
Bye-bye.
看来某人终于决定变装成
Well, someone decided to take a trip
《梦幻岛》里的人物了
to Fantasy Island after all.
我好讨厌人们注意不到我全新曼妙的体形
Well, I'm tired of people not noticing my new physique.
要是这还不成 我就穿上尿布
If this doesn't work, I'm breaking out the diaper
戴上大礼帽扮作新年宝宝 你好
and top hat and going as Baby New Year! Hello.
天呐
Oh, my god!
囧囧 是你吗
John-John, is that you?
-你看起来太棒了 -谢谢
- You look amazing. - Thanks!
减掉一百磅 身材自然棒
That's what happens when you lose 100 pounds.
靠 他个小贱...
Oh, come on. What a...
-谁想举我 -我
- Who wants to lift me? - Me.
拜托 他怎么能不打电♥话♥就过来呢
Come on. How could he have not called us?
天呐 他轻得像羽毛一样
Oh, my god, he's as light as a feather.
你猜怎么着 我要去举举他
You know what? I'm gonna go lift him
然后晃到他眼球爆出来
and shake him till his staples pop.
小卡 别这样
Cam, stop!
我只是说我们原本可以抓住那两个小子
Just saying that we could have caught those kids.
怎么着 要追着他们跑一晚上吗
What, and chase them around all night?
我不是个年轻小伙子了
I'm not a young man anymore,
世人都不断提醒我那一点
as the world keeps pointing out.
刚刚外面那个服务生叫你什么
What did that waiter just call you outside?
中世纪的科尼尔
Medieval Knievel.
好好笑哦
That is hilarious.
我喜欢人们在装扮上花心思
I love when people put some thought into their outfit.
你是非法外星人 我是甜爹
Illegal Alien, Sugar Daddy.
[《非法外星人》为电影名 也有非法移♥民♥的意思]
你为什么说"非法"
Why do you say "illegal"?
因为戴着天线代表外星人 而你是...
Because antennas are alien, and you're...
怎样 非法移♥民♥吗
What? Illegal?
就因为我的肤色吗
Because of the color of my skin?
我♥干♥脆把你的宝宝扔进这煤气罐里吧
Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank?
歌♥洛莉亚 别这样 请别介意
Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please.
尽情享受你的派对 好吗
Just enjoy the party, okay?
首先 放轻松 我们在派对上呢
First of all, relax. We're at a party.
其次 你已经被驱逐出境两次
Secondly, you've been deported twice.
你不能再这么敏感了
You're not allowed to be that defensive.
我最近是怎么了
What is it with me lately?
曼尼是对的 我真是个暴脾气
Manny's right. I'm such a hothead.
这是难免的 你怀孕了
It happens. You're pregnant.
就是这个原因 对吗
That's what it is, isn't it?
因为这个宝宝 他在里面生闷气
It's the baby. It's angry in there.
-不是的 -就是
- No! - Yes!
你刚刚自己说的 我变了
You just said it yourself. I have changed.
我肚子里有个愤怒的娃 逼着我♥干♥坏事
I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
荷尔蒙而已
It's just hormones.
是你的熊妈妈本能在发作
It's your mama bear instinct kicking in.
[熊妈妈异常护犊子
所以把情绪激烈的孕期母亲称作熊妈妈]
不是什么坏事
And that's a good thing,
因为这说明你会是一个好母亲 第二次
because that means you're gonna be a great mom--again.
你真这么想
Do you really think so?
你肚里的娃真幸运
You got a lucky little kid in there.
他的妈妈可不会让任何人伤害他
He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him.
或她
Or her.
希望是儿子
Or--or him.
不给糖果就捣蛋
Trick-or-treat.
去吧
Go ahead.
你们最好跑快点
You better run!
我的天呐
Oh, my gosh,
看看多萌啊
摩登家庭
Modern Family
剧集 | 摩登家庭 | 导航列表