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Modern Family S04E01

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2019, 10:54 p.m.

Manny, sit down. I have to tell you something.
什么
What?
我怀孕了
I am pregnant.
你什么
You're what?
我又要当妈了
I'm going to have a baby.
哇
Wow.
怎么
What?
你不开心吗
You're not happy?
开心当然开心
Yeah. Sure.
只是消息太猛一时难以接受
It's just a lot to take in.
老实说新生命来的真不是好时候
And I'll be honest, this isn't coming at a great time for me,
我现在有一大堆事要忙
With everything I've got going on.
照顾孩子又不是你的责任
This is not your responsibility.
家里的木制沙拉碗也不是我的责任啊
Neither is our wooden salad bowl,
但只有我给它涂油
But I'm the only one who oils it.
没有我那木碗会像海绵一样吸光沙拉料
Without me, that thing would soak up dressing like a sponge.
曼尼我可以照顾好宝宝的
Manny, I can take care of a baby.
我成功地把你照顾长大
I took care of you.
拜托我是个奇才我自学的怎么用便壶
Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
当年幼小的我就是不明白
I just did not get the appeal
为什么要故意把屎尿拉在裤子上呢
of intentionally soiling one's pants.
然而鉴于此
That said,
我也承认很怀念妈妈在我小肚子上的亲亲
I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.
杰是什么反应
How did Jay take it?
我还没有告诉他
I haven't been able to tell him yet.
他可能不会太欣喜
He might not be too thrilled.
你这么想吗我也开始这么想了
Do you think? I was starting to wonder the same thing.
他不喜欢接受改变
He doesn't deal well with change.
我知道
I know.
他现在还每天都在前门查看晚报到了没有
He still checks the front step for the evening paper.
别担心妈我相信他会适应的
Don't worry, mom. I'm sure he'll adapt.
尽管他现在还把遥控器叫做"敲控器"
Although, he still does call the remote the "Clicker."
是啊
Ay, yeah.
我好无聊爹地让汽车跳舞吧
I'm bored, daddy. Make the car dance.
好吧但只能跳一会儿好吗
All right. But just for a second, all right?
再来一次
Do it again.
不一次就够了
No. Once was enough.
如果我不能有个弟弟那我就要汽车跳舞
If I can't have a brother, then I want the car to dance.
你还真会一次又一次地用这招啊
Wow, you are really comfortable playing that card.
他们不收
They wouldn't take 'em.
他们害怕这些东西身上有臭虫
They were afraid they might have bedbugs.
开什么玩笑他们拒绝了我们的捐赠吗
Are you serious? They rejected our donation?
我深感被冒犯
I was so offended,
差点没买♥♥这个小奶油壶
I almost didn't buy this fiestaware creamer.
只要2块哦
2 bucks.
之前还不知道他们有这好东西呢
Didn't know what they had.
哈扳回一分
Ah! Score.
我们接下来要干什么
So what are we gonna do now?
弄只猫然后给它取名拉里
Get a kitten and then name it Larry.
莉莉亲爱的现在养猫不合适
Lily, honey, this is hardly the day to get a kitten, okay?
你能跟她说说吗
Would you just tell her?
我不知道
I don't know.
我现在也想弄一只
I kinda want one now.
我们经历了太多的不愉快
You know, we have been through a lot,
或许领回家一只有爱的小宠物
And maybe the presence of a cuddly little friend
能帮助我们愈合心中的伤口
will help us ease the pain.
好吧你的意思是说
Okay, so what you're saying is,
你心中有个婴儿形状的伤口
You have a child-shaped hole in your heart,
你打算用一只猫去堵住那伤口吗
And your plan is to cram a cat into there?
他是有名字的
He has a name.
我等不及看到你的眼睛重见光明时
I can't wait till your eyes adjust to the light,
你脸上那惊喜的表情
and we see the look on your face.
我恨你们
I hate you guys.
嘿菲尔你想过要留胡子吗
Hey, Phil, you ever think about growing a beard?
我是说你的脸型很适合的
I mean, you got the face for it.
-你那样觉得吗 -是啊
- You think? - Yeah.
有意思我也一直想留但我老婆不喜欢
That's funny. I always thought so, but my wife doesn't.
她知道个什么啊
Oh, what does she know?
瞧瞧你鼻子那么有型眼睛又那么深邃
Come on, you got a great nose, those deep-set eyes.
我是说你留胡子一定超帅的
I mean, you would look good.
谢谢你小短
Thanks, Shorty.
[乔·哈姆为名剧《广♥告♥狂人》主演
在戏外经常以大胡子形象示人]
有点像乔·哈姆在戏外的造型
It's, uh, sort of a Jon Hamm in between projects.
好了把我放回车厢里吧
Okay, put me back in the trunk.
放松你就快到了
Relax, you're almost there.
不我不干了
Nope, I'm done now!
-嘿杰 -不不不
- Hey, jay, no! - No! No! No! Hey!
杰杰
Jay! Jay!
-杰 -狗♥娘♥养♥的
- Jay! - Son of a bitch!
快来个人救我
Somebody help me!
我也想啊但我的裤子是山羊绒的
I would, but--but these pants are cashmere!
我来救你杰
I got you, Jay!
你得让他冷静下来
You gotta calm him down!
-打他的头 -别打他的头
- Punch him in the head! - Don't punch him in the head!
别逼我打晕你我会为了救你打晕你的
Don't make me punch you! I will punch you to save you!
我觉得我像是在被施水刑一样
I think I'm being waterboarded.
是你逼我的
You're making me do this!
把这玩意儿拿下来
Get this thing off me!
生日快乐
Happy birthday.
我们是打算带你钓鱼的
We're taking you fishing.
不管怎么说
For whatever it's worth,
迪兰昨晚非常表现得极具责任感
Dylan was very responsible last night.
家里能有他真好
He's a good guy to have around the house.
你到底想说什么
Mm. Where we going with this?
既然我不能搬去和他一起住
Well, since I can't move in with him anymore,
他负担不起他的房♥租钱
He can't afford his apartment.
所以我在想能不能
So I was wondering if it would be okay
让他和我们一起住几个星期
if he could stay with us for a couple weeks?
当然可以不如
Sure. Oh, you know what?
把我们的大房♥间让给你们吧
Why don't you guys take our room?
她那是戏谑的说法
She's being facetious.
就是讽刺
Sarcastic.
迪兰不能搬进来
Dylan no stay.
什么
what?!
拜托他能帮许多忙
Oh, come on! He helps out a lot.
他手可巧了
He is very handy.
是吗他不是曾把自己反锁在车里吗
Really? The guy who locked himself in his car?
你根本就用不着他帮忙小姐
You are in no position to be asking for favors, young lady.
来把这个喝了解酒的
Here. Drink this. It's for your hangover.
闻着太恶心了
Ugh. It smells gross.
那你就快点儿喝嘛
Well, then you better drink it fast.
恶我要吐了
Ew! I'm gonna throw up! Ugh! Ugh!
那是解酒的吗
That's a hangover cure?
不是
No.
我这手♥机♥应该是短路了
Well, this is probably shot.
我得再跟你说声对不起不该打你头
Once again, I'd like to apologize for punching you in the head.
可是只有这样才能救你
It really was the only way to save you
你当时双手被绑着头也被罩着
since you were bound and... hooded,
我还得再为这个道个歉
which leads me to my second apology.
先生们得了就像我叔叔常说的
Gentlemen, come on. As my uncle used to say,
别让一次搞砸了的绑♥架♥毁了整个午后时光
let's not let a botched kidnapping ruin our whole afternoon.
他说的对这件事的重点在于
He's right. The whole point of this
让你和三个最好的朋友享受湖上风光
is for you to enjoy the lake with your three best friends.
斯坦来了吗
Stan coming?
好受伤
Burn!
65岁了哈
So... 65, huh?
你即将迎来人生中最美好的日子
You're heading into the best years of your life.
说的对
That's right.
你兢兢业业工作过该爬的山也都爬了
You put in the work. You climbed the mountain.
现在是接受奖赏的时刻了
Now it's time to reap the rewards.
我想你是对的