加州靡情（2007）

Californication S02E09

Part 5 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

You should take her to the hollywood bowl.
你该带她去好莱坞露天剧场
'cause that was such a great date. she would love that.
那可是个约会圣地她肯定会喜欢的
Maybe I will. I mean, I used to all the time.
可能吧我是说过去我们常去那儿
We'd sit in the cheap seats.
我们坐在廉价席那边
You know, if I ever had another chance...
要是要是还有下次
Right. if you ever had another chance, you'd do it different.
对要是还有下一次你定会面貌一新
Well, everybody says that, and it's bullshit
但每个人都会说纯粹是胡扯
Cause you do it just the same.
因为狗改不了吃屎
No, no, no, not me, I swear. I learn from my mistakes.
不不不我不是我发誓不会再犯第二次了
You do?
真的
Totally.
毫无疑问
Oh, my god! you're insane!
上帝啊你真疯了
Hey, I'm sorry. I lied.
对不起我撒谎了
Life's just too fucking boring not to try, okay?
不经历风雨怎么见彩虹对吧
Right. that is true. I will give you that.
这话不假我会给你机会的
Lew, seriously, that was an amazing night.
卢严格意义上讲这是个不错的夜晚
A-and let's not ruin it.
既然如此就别晚节不保吧
I really appreciate it. I had a great time.
太谢谢你了我非常开心
Okay? thank you.
好吧谢谢
I guess I'll take that if it's all I can get.
要是可以的话我想我会带着
Oh, my god! you're not still trying!
上帝啊你怎么还念念不忘
Sorry. truce.
对不起休战
Yeah, truce. good, good.
对休战好非常好
Let's leave on a peaceful note.
安静的告别吧
Oh, my god.
上帝啊
What are you doing, woman?
你怎么了女士
Look at you. you don't have your keys out.
看看你还没掏出钥匙来
You got all those bags.
还拿了那么多袋子
You're like one of those victims
一副无辜的表情
In a self-defense instructional video.
像是在自卫教学录像片里
What are you doing?
你来干什么
Any deviant could jump out at you at this point
这时候应该有个变♥态♥出现
And...then a stranger could be waiting.
然后会有陌生人恰巧路过
There is a strange guy waiting for me.
的确有个陌生人在等我
Who? me?
谁我
Yeah! what?!
对什么啊
Are you -- are you stalking me?
你你在跟踪我
Stalking you? mm-hmm.
跟踪你对
No, if I was stalking you,
不我要是跟踪你
I wouldn't have to ask you where you've been tonight.
我就不必问你今晚上都去哪里了
Are you asking me that?
你这是在问我吗
You don't have to tell me.
你不用回答
Good. 'cause I won't.
很好我本来就不想说
Well, d-don't you want to know where I've been?
那你难道不想知道我去哪里了吗
Because I have been somewhere tonight.
今晚我可是去了些特殊的地方
No, not especially.
不想根本不想
No, I want to tell you.
不过我想告诉你
Let me just tell you what I did not do, okay?
让我给你说说我都干了些什么好吗
I went on a date with this beautiful woman,
我去跟一个美丽少♥妇♥约会了
An amazing woman -- no, no, no!
非常不错的女人别急别急
And I did not have sex with her.
我没跟她上♥床♥
Not? yeah.
没有对
I just cock-blocked myself. I remained chaste.
我压制了自己的欲望提醒自己保持贞洁
I-i kept my eye on the big picture.
我就把目光定在大屏幕上
I exercised some impulse control.
反复练习过克制自己
Uh-huh. till the moment that you had to get in your car
然后你就跳上了那部车
And drive here and tell me about it?
开到这里来告诉我这一切
Well, yeah, that impulse I did not control.
这个欲望我可没法抵♥制♥
Now, I wanted to share that with you.
我迫不及待地想告诉你这事儿
Well, thank you. I'm -- I'm gonna...
这样啊谢谢你了我我得
I'm gonna go. um...
我得回家了
Why are you looking at me like that?
干嘛那样看着我
How am I looking at you?
我哪样看你了
Like you want a reward or something.
好像我该给你点奖励或者别的什么
You have something?
你有什么
I have a little biscuit.
还有点饼干
You have a biscuit?
你还有饼干
A little cookie for you.
给你的小甜点
Hank.
汉克
That was very rewarding.
这奖励可真不薄
I just had to check to see, you know,
我就是想试试看
If I could still break through that impulse control of yours.
你那套欲望压制在我身上是否还有效
Apparently, you can.
很显然没用
Thank god.
谢天谢地
Hey, is becca really at a friend's house tonight?
贝卡今晚确定在她朋友家过夜
She's not with damien?
她没跟达米安在一块
No. come on.
没有拜托
Are you fucking insane?
你♥他♥妈♥疯了吗
No, but you obviously are.
没有不过你倒是疯了
I don't want to talk about it.
我不想提那个
Well, okay, what do you want to talk about?
那好吧你想谈什么
I -- you know...
事实上
I want to know about your date.
我想知道你的约会情况
Did you really just shut that poor woman down?
你真的拒绝了那个可怜的女人
Just shut her down, yeah. just -- I was the boss.
毫不犹豫那种情况可是我说了算
Well, I did kiss her, but I didn't go inside.
不过我吻了她但没更进一步
Gross.
恶心
Well, I'm just saying. gross.
我还没说完呢恶心
But I refrained.
我及时地悬崖勒马
You refrained from tapping that ass?
面对如此诱惑你还能坐怀不乱
I refrained from tapping that ass.
一点都没错
Was that a first?
第一次吗
We still don't know why you were so late
我还不知道为何你今天晚上
Returning to home tonight.
回来的这么晚
Big night at the book club, was it?
读者俱乐部活动对吗
Yes.
嗯
Did you o.d. on estrogen
你是不是雌性激素透♥支♥了
And have to come home for a little...
然后才回家来拿
I was actually on a date.
事实上我也去约会了
Oh, jesus.
耶稣啊
That's gross.
这才是真恶心
And it was quite fun.
非常有趣
Now you're disgusting. I don't want to hear that shit.
你可真烦我不想听那个
Yes, you do.
不你会喜欢的
You're gonna hear about it unless you can, um,
你必须得听除非
Unless you can stop me.
除非你能满足我
Can you stop me?
你能满足我吗
What is that?
这是什么
That's a male member. I thought you'd met.
那是我"哥们" 你们应该见过面的
No, no, no, no. hank, that.
不不不汉克是那个
What is that?
这是什么
That's -- that's my groin.
那是那是我的腹股沟
It's like a lump or something.
好像是个肿块什么的
Well, did you always have that?
这个一直都有吗
Hank?
汉克