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Previously on Californication...
Jesus H. Christ.
This is Bill's daughter,Mia,and this is Hank.
You... you two know each other? No.
I am 16,you know.
What's this? Hank's new book.
Are you really 16? I'm really 16.
This is really good.
It's not a memoir.
It's a written account of my sexual relationship with you.
Written by me as a fucking novel.
I know you've set him up,stole his book.
And what are you gonna do about it,huh?
I got to ask,since you always tend
to write exactly what you know,
what's the fucking deal?
You have done some fucked-up shit in your time,
but I didn't think you'd do that.
We have to love him for who he is,not his potential.
Go. Drive the car. Karen.
开车 开车 Karen
You're saying that the three of us move back to New York together?
呃 尽快吧 不好吗?
Look what the cat dragged in.
What brings you to these fair parts?
I'm doing a little signing/reading in Venice.
I want you guys to come.
Paul Rider,Mia's manager.
Paul Rider Mia的经纪人
Quite the literary scandal we have here.
Why would you tell him?
Because I'm in love with him.
Think about Karen and think about Becca.
Hank,it doesn't have to be this way.
Stop! You're fucked,Moody.
住手 你完蛋了 Moody
I need to tell you something. Okay.
Hey,are you hungry? You must be starved.
嘿 你想吃东西不 肯定饿坏了吧
You know what? Come on. Come on. We'll go get something to eat.
要不吃点东西去? 走吧 我们去吃点什么
Grand slam breakfast,my treat.
I got to get home. I got to face the music at some point.
What's that look? What look?
That shifty,somewhat cunty look of yours.
I can't take you home,palomino.
Why is that,Charlie?
I've been instructed not to.
By Karen? And Marcy.
She told me she would kick my pale,pockmarked ass
if I brought you home right now.
And I believe that crazy,little bitch too.
Get this. We're splitting the sheets.
Yeah. She signed the papers. It totally broke my heart.
真的 她都签了字了 把我心都伤透了
Really thought we were gonna work it out.
Guess not. Charlie!
What am I gonna do now? Charlie!
I just got out of jail.
You're right. I'm sorry.
You win. You got it way worse right now.
Get in the car. There's something you should see.
'Fucking & Punching'回忆录
It's called the interweb,Hank. It's been around for a while now.
有个东西叫互联网 Hank 都出了好一段时间了
Remember how fast my masturbation video spread? That was unnerving.
还记得我的自♥慰♥视频 传得有多快吗 把我都急死了
That was funny,'cause it was you.
Yeah. Not me.
Yeah,some story,huh? Yeah.
Tell you the truth,I never thought he was much of a writer.
But now the guy's my fucking hero.
I mean,he hit that shit,right?
What I wouldn't give for a taste of that sweet peach.
All right,peace. Yeah,okay.
闪了 好的 拜拜
There you go...
Another satisfied customer.
I'm gonna ask you a question,Runkle,
and how you answer will determine whether or not
I put this cigarette out in your asshole.
Will you take me the fuck home?
Home it is,my good man.
You're a useless fuck,you know that?
The man threatened physical violence,Marcy.
So did I,you stupid mutt.
You can't hurt me anymore,you know.
You already tore my fucking heart out.
Go away,Hank. I'm not gonna let you in.
走吧 Hank 我不会让你进去的
I get it,Marce. You're a good friend.
我明白 Marce 你是个仗义的朋友
You're the gatekeeper,but this is my home. It's my family.
你把门守着 但这是我家 里面的是我的家人
Is it true? The man was framed.
Yes,it's true,but it's also hugely complicated.
I believe you.
I do,but still,it's pretty fucking grody.
真的 但说实话 你禽兽不如
You'll get no argument from me.
Now,what's the move here? Are you gonna step aside,
or am I gonna have to pick you up and move you aside
like the gorgeous little garden gnome that you are?
Get the fuck out of here,Hank,before Becca comes home.
I would like to see her. How is she?
Oh,she's great. She's fantastic.
I can't keep her off the computer,though,
'cause she doesn't believe a word of it.
She thinks you were set up.
Do you want to take that away from her?
Do you want to have to look her in the eye and tell her
that you put your dick in a girl
that's the same age that she is right now?
'Cause if you do,stick around. Fuck you.
如果是的话 那就别走 去你♥妈♥的♥
Well,call me Mr. Brightside,
but I think we're making some serious progress here.
What? She wanted you to have a change of clothes.
That was very thoughtful of her.
So the arraignment's tomorrow morning.
In the meantime, I'll do what I can to plea down the assault and battery.
You have any questions?
Yes. Do you mind if I smoke?
Hank. Hank. Hank.
Hank Hank Hank
Is there something I should know here? Such as?
Is he retarded?
He's actually quite a good guy once you get to know him.
He's... he's very pleasant,very agreeable.
Good to know,because on paper he looks like a total piece of shit. Hey,now.
谢谢告知 因为从记录来看 他就是一人♥渣♥ 不是吧
Abby here is the best there is at defending the unjustly accused.
Hey,hey,remember that poor guy
who kept showing his penis to the Laker girls?
She totally got him off.
So what was it you wanted to do,Abby,you know,before?
Okay,I'll play. Before what?
好吧 我跟你玩 在什么之前?
Before you sold out and went to law school. Up top.
Cute. Can't help it. The guy's cute.
挺可爱的嘛 天生的 没办法
He's also a three-time loser.
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