好像永远也排不到头
This is taking forever.
我这里可以帮三号♥柜台排在最前面人结账
I can help whoever's next on check stand three!
太好了
Oh, great.
-多谢 -抱歉
- Thank you. - Uh, hey, excuse me!
他说排在最前面的 应该是我
He said whoever's next. That's me.
我排在最前面
I'm next in line.
你在我后面 记得吗
You were behind me, 'member?
-你刚刚在那边 -没关系
- You were just over there... - Oh, it's okay.
我只有几样东西
I only have a few things.
这个和那个 还有那个
This and that and this other thing.
几样东西 她买♥♥了一车的果汁好吗
A few things? She's got a cart full of juice.
-迪得莉 最近好吗 -你好
- Deirdre! How's it going? - Hi!
天呐 他们认识
Oh, my God, they know each other.
这些都是为小镇粉笔画展买♥♥的吗
Is all of this for "Chalk of the Town"?
是的 我们希望今年有更多人参加
Yeah, we're hoping for a bigger turnout this year.
那愚蠢的粉笔画展
That stupid chalk festival.
但我不确定这杯子如何
I'm not sure about these cups though.
想得好
Good instinct.
既然你提了
Since you brought it up,
这些杯子的确不怎么样
these are not the good cups.
什么
What?
快和我说说
Tell me everything.
这些会漏 真不知道为什么还卖♥♥它们
They leak. I don't know why I even sell them.
我们有卖♥♥更好的杯子 价格一样
We have better cups for the same price.
很讽刺 它们在架子底部
The ones on the bottom shelf, ironically.
很显然 我得去拿那些杯子
Well, clearly I got to have those cups.
去拿吧 我等你
Go get them. I'll wait for you.
谢谢你
Oh, thanks.
-我三点下班 对我没差 -难以置信
- I'm here til l3:00, I don't care. - Unbelievable.
最好再拿点冰
Oh, and you might want to grab some more ice, too.
-那杯子可是"热"卖♥♥商品哦 -好主意
- It's a hot one. - Good idea!
她一会儿就好 你不介意的吧
She'll just be a second. You don't mind, right?
很好 多谢
Great, thanks.
先别急
So, you're not done yet.
看看收银条
Let's take a look at this receipt,
你今天省了多少呢
see how much you saved today.
天 对我
Oh, gosh, yes.
我去 够了没
Oh, my God, please!
赶紧的
Just end this!
头发都等白了
We're not getting any younger over here!
那可不能怪我们哟
Well, don't blame us for that.
再次感谢你的杯子小情报
Anyway, thanks again for the tip on the cups.
不客气 记得给我反馈哦
Hey, no problem. Let me know how they work out.
很高兴...和你聊天
Nice, uh, chalking with you.
我也是
You!
终于走了
Finally!
你确定你俩聊完了吗
You sure you guys are done?
等一下 我把这些杯子放回去
Hold on. I have to put these old cups back.
倒霉生日
Stupid birthday.
我讨厌杯子
I hate cups.
我去
Nuts!
向莫特店里借枯掉的花瓣 搞定
Old flower petals from Mort's? Check.
很好 蒂娜 我们要把它撒在
That's great, Tina. We'll spread them
从前门到洗手间浴缸的路上
from the front door into the bathroom to the tub.
就这些
Yeah.
貌似只有...六片啊
That's, like, six... six petals.
看来这个月没办什么葬礼
Yeah, not a lot of funerals this month.
莫特让我节假日再去看看
Mort said to check back around the holidays.
要不就在玄关放一片 门口放一片
Maybe just one in the hallway, one in the doorway,
-然后浴缸再放一片 -对
- and then one at the tub? - Yeah.
我们可以去捡点树枝
Well, we could get some branches.
那效果会一样吗
I'm not sure that will have the same impact.
就让它们都漂在浴缸里吧
Okay, well, just float those in the tub.
应该也很梦幻
That'll still be nice.
我这儿还有新世纪放松身心CD
And here's my New Age relaxation CD.
一个办车♥库♥甩卖♥♥的女人执意要给我的
A lady having a garage sale forced me to take it.
应该很让人放松吧 我想
That's pretty relaxing, I guess.
那...那是鲸鱼的叫声么
Is... is that whales?
应该是...世上最可怜的鲸鱼吧
I think it's... the saddest whale.
也没那么糟嘛 孩子们
This isn't that bad, you guys.
我们也许真的能把这办好呢
I think we may have actually pulled this together.
我了解你们老妈
I mean, I know your mom,
她肯定会喜欢的
and she's really gonna like this.
这可能会是一次很不错的生日哦
This could end up being a pretty decent birthday.
不错
Pretty decent birthday?
应该是最完美的生日吧
More like best birthday!
最完美的生日
Best birthday?
是她人生最完美的一天吧
Best day of her life!
有完没完
Oh, come on!
口香糖
Gum?
该死 哎呀
Damn it! Wha... oh!
不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no, no!
我讨厌生日
I hate my birthday!
嗨 又是我
Hi. Me again.
我把钥匙锁在车里了 能不能
I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering
借你的电♥话♥打给我老公
if I could use your phone to call my husband.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
我们的电♥话♥是员工专用的
Our phone is for employees only.
可这是紧急情况啊
It's an emergency!
把钥匙锁车里
Locking your keys in your car
-算哪门子紧急情况 -什么
- is not an emergency. - What?
你能去医院告诉医生
You can't check into a hospital
你把钥匙锁车里了他会给你治病么
with a bad case of "You locked your keys in your car."
得 算你狠
You know what? Fine.
我借别人的打
I'll ask to borrow someone's cell phone.
请不要骚扰我们的客人
No harassing our customers.
你知道你的裤子裂缝了吗
Did you know your pants are ripped?
知道
Yes!
不好意思先生 能借你的电♥话♥用一下吗
Excuse me, sir, can I borrow your cell phone?
我把钥匙锁车里了
I locked my keys in my car,
我需要打给我老公
and I got to call my husband.
我...没有电♥话♥
I don't, have a cell phone.
你没电♥话♥
You don't?
那那里面是什么 那是什么
What's that right there? What's that?
我不知道 我要走了
I don't know. I got to go.
等等 等等 回来
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come back!
我是好人
I'm a good person!
你们老妈不接电♥话♥
Your mom's not picking up her phone.
我问问你们盖尔姨妈
Let me try Aunt Gayle.
嗨 盖尔 我是鲍勃
Hi, Gayle, it's Bob.
今天琳达有联♥系♥你吗
Have you heard from Linda today?
我知道今天是她生日 盖尔
Yes, I know it's her birthday, Gayle.
我只是找不到她人了
I just don't know where she is.
别激动 盖尔 她 她不会有事的
Calm down, Gayle. I-I'm sure she's fine.
盖尔 冷静...
Gayle, pull yourself...
盖尔 盖尔 盖尔
Gayle. Gayle! Gayle!
天呐 她回来了
Oh, my God, there she is.
嗨 琳达
Hi, Linda.
盖尔 她刚回屋了
Gayle, she just walked in.
她没事 她很好
She's fine, she looks great.
再联♥系♥ 拜
Call you back later. Bye.
你知道老妈并没有回来吧
You know Mom's not really here, right?
我知道 蒂娜
Yes, Tina.
但你说...你看到她了
Because you said she was... you saw her.
我知道 我那是...算了
I know, but I was... Forget it.
-你是在撒谎吗 -好吧 是的
- Were you lying? - All right. Yes.
听我说 你们老妈可能只是车没油了
Listen, your mom probably just ran out of gas or something.
我打给泰迪
I'll call Teddy and see
让他们载我们去超♥市♥
if he can drive us out to the store.
和泰迪去超♥市♥么
Going to the store with Teddy?
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