开心汉堡店
Bob's Burgers S05E17
Part 1
March 9, 2020, 4:44 p.m.
《开心汉堡店》第五季第十七集
赶紧灭鼠[做对的事]
除虫害公♥司♥
*我想来点汉堡和薯条*
*I want some burgers and fries *
*我想来点汉堡和薯条*
*I want some burgers and fries *
*这家店里就有*
*Well, there's some right here!
*你可别骗我*
*Don't you tell me no lies! *
真讲不好他们在外面表演是帮还是害我们
I can't tell if they're helping or hurting us out there,
我觉得是后者
but I think hurting.
起码我进来了
Got me in here.
你每天都来 泰迪
You're here every day, Teddy.
没错 但今天 是因为他们我才来的
True, but today, it's 'cause of them.
我觉得他们唱得很好听啊
I think they sound good!
总好过电♥话♥里等候的音乐
It's better than this stupid hold music.
你好 瑞纳尔迪医生
Oh, hi, Dr. Rinaldi!
不 不 我喜欢你电♥话♥里的等候音乐
No, no, I love your hold music.
大夫 我身上还是有皮疹
Listen, Doc, the rash is still there.
我都照你说的做了 不刮毛 不喷除臭剂
I did everything you said... no shaving, no deodorant.
是的
Yeah.
但现在两边的胳肢窝都有了
But now it's in both armpits.
红色的 片状的
It's red and flaky...
很痒 有鼓包
itchy, bumpy.
有时候还会流出浓水
Sometimes it's oozy.
我看起来就像《变蝇人》中的杰夫·高布伦
I look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
琳 拜托别再描述你的皮疹了
Lin, please stop describing your rash.
我在和医生讲电♥话♥呢 鲍勃
I'm on the phone with the doctor, Bob!
我知道 大家都知道了
I know. Everyone knows.
抱歉 朋友们 这并不是
Sorry, folks. It's not...
没什么大不了的 这并不是
It's not a big deal. It's not...
那东西并不会进到食物里去
I mean, it doesn't get in the food.
别别别 你去哪儿
No, no, no, where are you going?
*你想吃汉堡和薯条*
*You want some burgers and fries! *
就说你呢 伙计
Talking to you, buddy!
-给你一个赞 -好耶
- Hey, thumbs up! - Yeah!
我得到了一个赞
I got a thumbs up!
这比进来一个顾客还要棒
That's better than a customer!
歌♥不错 吉恩
Cool song, Gene.
没错 你们唱得很棒
Yeah, you guys sound good.
-我听得很入迷 -那是因为你们
- I'm diggin' it. - You happen to be
遇到了吸管乐神童
in the presence of child straw prodigies.
我们很有吸赋
We're pretty straw-some.
本来是天赋 但跟吸管有关 所以是吸赋
That's awesome, but with straws? Strawsome?
我们融合了好多流派
We borrow from a lot of genres.
也许加点笛声效果更好
Maybe you guys can use a little wind?
你出门都带着那玩意儿吗
You just walk around with that thing?
我们刚才在乐队排练来着
We were at orchestra practice.
既然可以用钹[谐音 变简单]
And, hey, why make it difficult
干嘛要搞得那么复杂呢
when you can make it cymbal?
我们这是要玩双关还是玩音乐呢
Are we punnin', or are we jammin'?
伙计们 你们知道这是什么吧
Guys, you know what this is, right?
周二吗 天哪 是收垃圾日
Tuesday? Oh, my God, it's trash day.
不 我们是一个乐队
No, we're a band.
终于等到这一天了
Finally, it's happening.
等等 我们之前不是乐队吗
Wait. We weren't a band before?
以前那个只是小打小闹
before we had the "Raz,"
现在我们需要真正的乐队
But we needed the "Matazz."
你们觉得怎么样
So... what do you say?
-很好 我们组个乐队 -好吧
- Yeah! Let's do it! - Okay.
好吧 但我可不要自己拿乐器
All right, but I don't carry my own equipment.
很好 就是要这种态度
Yeah! That's the spirit!
好吧 多谢 医生
Okay, thanks, Doc.
天 她也太能聊皮疹了
Boy, can that lady talk about rashes.
她怎么说
What did she say?
皮疹也许自己会褪去
The rash'll probably go away on its own,
但我得穿背心让它透透气
but I got to wear a tank top to let it breathe.
感觉那里都化脓了
It's festering under there, I guess.
-你看看 看得到吗 -琳 拜托
- Look at it. Can you see it? - Lin, please!
我祖母以前最爱说
It's like my grandma used to say.
发烧得饿 感冒要吃
Starve a fever, feed a cold
得皮疹得穿背心透气
and air out a festering rash in a tank top.
孩子们
kids.
只能在外面大嚷大叫 还记得吗
Outside only with the loud noise, remember?
老爸 这可是乐队的噪音
Dad, this is the noise of a band.
你们组了个乐队
You guys are a band?
真有意思 乐队名字是什么
That's fun. What's your band name?
我们的乐队叫 小小调委员会
We're called The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
因为我们演奏的就是小调
'Cause we have little ditties.
原来是这样啊
Oh, now I get it.
大家好
All right, everyone.
这是我们小小调委员会
This is the first official band practice, slash,
首次正式排练暨午餐聚会
band lunch for The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
那是应该带午餐吗
Oh, we were supposed to bring slash lunch?
没人告诉我啊
I didn't get the slash memo.
彼得 我想你会喜欢
Peter, I think you'll like the changes
我给你的直笛做的改变
I made to your recorder.
我把它电子化了
Oh. I electrified it.
吹吹看
Give her a toot.
酷 我们演奏起来吧
Cool. Let's wail.
*汉堡和薯条 汉堡和薯条*
*Burger and fries, burger and fries *
好 这首歌♥练好了
All right, so we got that song.
这真的能叫歌♥吗
Is it really a song, though,
你只是在不停重复念那一句词
if you just say words over and over?
有道理 虽然大多数歌♥曲都是用唱的
Good point. I guess most songs are sung.
但是是这样的
But here's the thing.
我唱歌♥的时候 听的人感觉都不怎么
When I sing, people don't seem to really,
我该怎么形容呢
how do I, uh, put it?
对了 享受 就像她们俩一样
Oh, yeah, enjoy it. Same with these two.
这取决于你对"享受"的定义
It depends on your definition of "Enjoy."
我只是更喜欢诵唱
I just prefer chanting.
你们能唱吗
Can you guys sing?
不行 除非我不想活了
No. Not if I want to live.
如果我们认识真会唱歌♥的人就好了
If only we knew someone who could really sing.
我想我们认识 跟我来
I think we do. Follow me.
*她来了*
*Oh, oh, here she comes *
美国乐团霍尔与奥兹歌♥曲《少男杀手》
*当心男孩 她会将你摧毁 *
*Watch out boy, she'll chew you up*
*她来了*
*Oh, oh, here she comes *
*她是个少男杀手*
*She's a maneater... *
对啊 达瑞尔 电脑怪才歌♥手
Of course, Darryl... the computer-nerd songbird.
他就像时髦版的比尔·盖茨
He's like a funky Bill Gates.
*那女人很狂野*
*The woman is wild, oh... *
他真的很会唱歌♥
Wow, he can sing.
他都不会晕倒
And he hardly even fainted.
*她来了 她是个少男...*
*Oh, oh, here she comes, she's a man... *
-达瑞尔 -别搞突然袭击
- Darryl! - Aah! Don't do that!
达瑞尔 有没有想过当乐队主唱呢
Darryl, ever think about being the lead singer of a band?
每天都想
Like, only every day.
太棒了 你可以当我们乐队的主唱
Great! You can be the lead singer of our band.
你们有个乐队
You guys are a band?
你可以自己来瞧瞧
Why don't you see for yourself?
没错 我们是个乐队
So, yeah, we're a band.
伙计们 谢谢你们的邀请 但是
Guys, this is nice, but...
在午餐时间玩卡西欧键盘和吸管
Casio and straws at lunchtime?
这有点像小孩子的玩意
This is kind of kids' stuff.
我想说的是 如果我要加入一个乐队
I'm just saying, if I'm gonna join a band,
那得是真正的乐队 比如史提利丹合唱团
it's gonna be a real band, like Steely Dan.
达瑞尔 亲爱的 别等史提利丹了
Darryl, honey, don't wait around for Steely Dan.
他不会为你来的
He's not coming for you.
他不会为我们中的任何一个人而来
He's not coming for any of us.
一切皆有可能
It could happen.
就和我们唱吧
Just sing with us.
如果你知道能和这些和♥弦♥搭配的歌♥
If you, like, know a song that goes with these chords.
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