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No idea.
嘿 你照片拍的怎么样
Oh, hey, how'syour photo shoot?
很好笑哈
Very funny.
不好意思 你房♥子装的都是玻璃
Sorry, your houseis made of glass.
哦 怎么了
Uh-oh, what's wrong?
你觉得不奇怪吗
Do you ever feel weird
把你自己的照片就那么
putting yourselfout there?
放在Ins上给大家看
On your Instagram?
呃 有时候我是觉得有点
Uh... I feel...vulnerable sometimes,
你知道就是那种
you know...
但是 给大家看真实的我
but "coming out"as who I am,
让大家知道我爱我自己的这个样子
as someone who loves her body how it is,
其实有一种正能量
has been empowering.
为什么问这个
Why?
布莱恩认为我应该
Bryan thinks I should take...
照那种特别性感的照片
“sexy”pictures...
和我的雕塑放在一起
with my art
这样可以吸引人们注意
to get attention.
如果你展露身体觉得不舒服的话
Davia:If you're not comfortableshowing your body,
你就没必要这样做
you don't have to.
尽管
Although...
人们可能会想来看看你到底长什么样
people may cometo check out your bod,
- 但最后可能变成来欣赏你的雕塑了 - 呃
-but stay to appreciate your art.-Davia: Ugh,
这事对我来说经常发生
it happens to meall the time.
他还认为我应该
He also thinks that I should,
去接触些同性恋团体
like, reach out to the queer community.
你觉得不太想那么做是吗
And that's something you'renot comfortable doing?
这种感觉就好像要给自己下个定义 是什么不是什么
I think it's more about sayingI'm one thing or another.
你觉得
What if you...
去接触一下拉美社团怎么样
reach out to the Latinx community?
作为一个在洛杉矶多才多艺的拉美艺术家
As a multi-talented,multi-medium Latino artist in L.A.
你这主意不错
You're an inspiration.
真的吗
Seriously?
真的 看看弗里达·卡罗
Yeah!Look at Frida Kahlo.
拉美人
Latinx.
同性恋 标志性人物
Queer. Iconic.
对她来说就行得通啊
Worked for her.
然后你就不用再把你自己定位的太单一
And then, you don'thave to brand yourselfas one thing.
但是
But,
你最好在别人定义你的作品前自己先定义好
it's better if youdefine your workbefore someone else does.
尤其是在你的展览之前
Especiallybefore your show.
谢谢你们 真的很有帮助
Thanks, guys.Helps a lot.
我最近可真是个智多星啊
Ugh, I'm so goodat giving advice lately.
行了吧
Girl...
我只是想做你的朋友
* I just wanna beyour friend
欢迎大家回到现场
Welcome back to the show.
今晚 我非常高兴能请到我
I am super excitedto have my...
超级赞的超级幽默的朋友爱丽丝·关
awesome, hilarious friend, Alice Kwan,here with us tonight.
嘿 爱丽丝 跟大家打个招呼吧
Hey, Alice,say hi.
嗨
Hi!
我们该怎么做 就是聊天吗
What do we do,do we just talkto each other?
对 就跟平时一样对话就行
Yeah, just a normalconversation.
- 类似 你现在想什么呢 - 嗯
-Like, what's onyour mind?-Um...
冻酸奶是什么鬼啊
Well... what's the deal with frozen yogurt,right?
我们又没吃过热的冰淇淋
It's not like we ever eat warm ice cream.
为什么上帝会创造了蟑螂
Why did God create cockroaches?
或者卡戴珊一家呢
Or the Kardashians?
遍地都是
There's s-so manyof them.
在屋子里乱跑
Running around the house.
你想像一下
When youthink about it, you know,
子♥宫♥就像婴儿们的密室逃脱
a-a uterus is like an escape room for babies.
放我出去
“Get me out of here”
他们不知道该怎么做
They don't knowwhat to do.
如果我被我自己放屁吵醒一次能给5美分的话
If I had a nickel for everysingle time I woke myself upwith my own farts,
我现在就有13美分了
I'd have 13 cents.
我不喜欢吃奶酪
I'm not a big fanof cheese.
我一直在想为什么我们最性感的部位
I always wonderwhy our sexy parts
与我们拉屎的地方要长在一起
are in the same placeas our poopy parts.
我太差劲了
I'm the worst, okay?
我说的太没边了
I bombed so bad.
你需要
Uh, just need to...
- 深呼吸 放松 - 不行 我
-...breathe, just relax.-No, I--
我需要离开 对不起我把你的节目搞砸了
I need to leave, okay?I'm sorry I ruined your show.
别走
Please don't go.
我一点都不幽默
I'm not funny. Okay?
你很幽默
You are funny
当你聊起你自己的时候
when you talkabout yourself.
来吧 歌♥都要唱完了
Come on, the song'salmost over.
就
Just...
做你自己就好
be you.
我们回来了
And we are back.
爱丽丝和我刚刚聊了聊她今天过的怎么样
Alice and I werejust, uh, chatting about her day.
给我讲讲吧
So, tell me about it.
今天我和我父母还有前女友共进了午餐
well, today I had lunch with my ex-girlfriend and my parents.
彻底分手了的前女友
Ex-girlfriend that I'm totally over.
我压根不会再梦到她什么了
Like, I don't even dream about her anymore or anything.
而我父母还是很喜欢她 这是个问题
Except my parents are still in love with her,so that's a problem.
说真的 要是有机会 我妈会自己嫁给她
Seriously, like,my mom would marry her if she had the chance.
但她嫁给了其他人
But, she's getting married to someone else.
谢天谢地 那人不是我
And thank God it's not me.
因为她是个以自我为中心的人
'Cause she's kind a self-involved.
上周 我发现她看着
You know, last week,I caught her
叉子上自己的倒影
looking at her own reflection in a fork.
她是那种总把歌♥词搞错的人
And she's one of those people who always gets song lyrics wrong.
就像是那首“我们用摇滚建造了城市”
Like you know that song," We Built This City " on rock 'n' roll?
她认为歌♥词是“我们用香肠卷建造了这座城市”
She thinks the lyrics are " We built this city onsausage rolls."
什么
What?!
我的意思是 他们活在自己的世界里
I mean, they deserve each other, you know.
他们觉得猫王还活着 地球也许是平的
I mean, they both think Elvis is still alive,and the earth might be flat.
你可真有意思
You were so funny.
你很棒
You were great.
我的一个朋友每周都有一个喜剧节目
A friend of mine who has a weekly comedy show,
她发短♥信♥给我 问我你要不要参加
she texted me to see if you'd be on it.
真的吗
Really?
这也是个大节目
Yeah, it's kind of a big deal, too.
有时候会在南加州广播电台重播
Sometimes they replay the sets on KCRW.
这会让你增长很多人气
It could get you a lot of attention.
我能再跟你约一次吗
Well, could I get a second date?
I'm playing gigsIn the music machine
In the music machine
我弟弟多姆 给了我一封我母亲寄来的信
My brother, Dom, dropped off a letter from my mother.
我不知道是否该看
I don't know if I should read it.
我只希望她不要再让我去见她了
I just wish she'd stop trying to get me to see her.
我的生母
You know,my birth mom
在脸书上联♥系♥了我 我那时就15岁
contacted me on Facebook when I was, like, 15.
说她想要见我 但是
Said she wanted to see me, but...
其实她是想要吸毒的钱
really she just wanted money for drugs.
听着很耳熟
Yeah, sounds familiar.
多姆说她不吸毒了 想要赎罪
Dom says she's clean, wants to make amends,but...
这其实有点好笑
You know, it's actually kinda funny
因为我想放弃安娜
because I wanted to give up on Ana, but...
但我弟弟 天哪
my brother, Jesus,wanted to...
想要给她个机会团聚
give her a chance to get it together.
最终她成功了
And eventually she did.
我必须得说 这真的治愈了我们所有人
And I have to say,it was really healing for all of us.
但是
But...
你没必要做任何你不想做的事
you don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
我对汉德尔曼法官提出了性骚扰的投诉
I filed a sexualharassment complaintagainst Judge Handelman.
我就是想让你知道 因为你参与了
I just wanted to let you know since you were involved
我到你办公室的调动
in my transfer to your office.
我想
I suspect...
内部调查会毫无结果
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