麻烦一家人（2019）

Good Trouble S01E07

Part 1 April 7, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

《麻烦一家人》前情提要
Previously on Good Trouble...
我想要一个盛大的传统婚礼
I want a big traditional wedding.
你为什么要做这个
Why are you doing this?
如果我帮她策划这场婚礼
If I help her plan this wedding,
我就能对她不会和我结婚了这个事实麻木了
then I'll be numb to the fact that she's not marrying me.
我误解了所有的信♥号♥♥
I misread all the signals.
等一下你在做什么
Wait. What are you doing?
盖尔只是一个朋友吗
Gael just a friend?
我只想知道我的对手是谁
I'd just like to know who I'm up against.
噢我们在和其他人约会
Oh, we are seeing other people.
这段关系并不只是随意的
This thing isn't just casual.
对我来说不是的
Not for me.
对我来说也不是
It isn't for me, either.
达维亚维亚一直在
Davia has been hooking up
和一个来自她家乡的男儿鬼混
with this guy from her hometown.
你有试过给我妻子打电♥话♥吗
Did you try my wife?
- 他已经结婚了达维亚 - 我知道
- He's married, Davia. - I know.
不好意思
Sorry.
我的天阿
Oh, my God!
你♥他♥妈♥在搞什么鬼
What the hell are you doing?
那我算什么嗯
I was What? Huh?
你在逗我吧
Are you kidding me?
在我为你做的一切后
After everything that I've done for you?
你这个懦弱的废物天呐你真是
You spineless loser. God, you are...
我就该就该把它剁了
I should, I should chop it
其他人会选择带你去一家不错的餐厅
Other guys are gonna take you to a nice restaurant,
但我会带你去一家不错的餐厅穿着不错的西装
你懂得吧
You know?
那么跟我说说你自己吧
So, tell me about yourself.
这真是一个很笼统的范围保罗
That's a real broad area there, Paul.
我需要你再说具体一点
I'm gonna need you to narrow it down.
你想吃什么吗我可以点
Do you want food? I can order some apps.
- 当然我去给我们拿份菜单 - 好我去拿吧
- Sure. I'll get us the menus. - Yeah. I'll get the menu.
- 不我来吧 - 噢我来吧
- No, I can do it. - Oh, I can that.
你喜欢看电影吗你对星座的看法是什么
Do you like movies?What are your thoughts on astrology?
我是双鱼座的我不知道这是否对你有意义
I'm a Pisces. I don't know if that means anything to you.
你想一起AA制吃西兰花还是
You wanna go halfsieson the broccolini or...
噢我对蟹肉饼过敏
Oh, I'm allergic to crab cakes.
你有过去米兰吗
Have you ever been to Milano?
我很乐意带你去那里
I'd love to take you there.
你们怎么描述唇色来着的
What what would you call that lip color?
是那个呃玫瑰色吗
Is that, uh, like a rose?
我还是能吃它的
I'm still down to eat it.
我是说蟹肉饼只是会有点肿对
The crab cakes.I I just get puffy, yeah.
这个唇色你用着很好看
It looks great on you.
我是说透过我的眼睛看你经历这一切是多么酷
I mean, how cool to watch you experience that through my eyes.
-没有碳水化合物吧对吗 -我猜是
No carbs though, right?I guess.
- 哦我很快就回来 - 我很快回来
- Oh. I'll be right back. - I'll be right back.
保罗认真的吗
Paul? Really?
那是你认为的性♥爱♥机器吗
That's your idea of a sex machine?
他在科思科买♥♥的裤子
He buys his pants at Costco.
是啊好吧你是怎么知道的
Yeah, well, how do you know that?
因为他告诉我了
'Cause he told me.
目前为止这是他说的最有意思的事了
That's the most interesting thing he's said so far.
好吧我的约会对象就像水坑那么深爱丽丝
Okay, well, my date is as deep as a puddle. Alice?
他有一双充满爱意的眼睛
He had worshipful eyes.
没准那是因为他在照镜子
Maybe because he was looking in a mirror.
说真的如果我每次在他以我来开始一个句子
Seriously, if I had a drink every time he started
的时候喝一杯酒我早就醉了
a sentence with the word ''I'', I would be hammered.
那么喝醉然后上了他
So, get hammered and bang him.
你说得倒容易你放弃了这个实验
Easy for you to say, you bailed on this experiment.
噢他很可爱我喜欢我的女人就像喜欢我的咖啡
Oh, he's cute. I like my women like I like my coffee,
又黑又苦不了
black and bitter.No.
对不起我没有看到这句
Sorry, I did not see that.
别担心这个我会搞定的
Don't worry about it. I got this.
嘿你来操心一下爱丽丝
Hey, you worry about Alice.
别了不用操心爱丽丝
No, don't worry about Alice.
爱丽丝能接受单身
Alice is fine with no date.
行了爱丽丝宁愿自♥慰♥
Okay, Alice would rather deepfry her own hand.
听着我不只是给你找个约会对象
Look, I'm not just gonna find you a date.
噢我将会给你找到一个
Ooh, I am going to find you someone
能让你忘了苏米存在过的人
who makes you forget Sumi ever existed.
你们大伙在做什么呢
What are you guys doing?
你的妹妹有一个极具新意的想法
Your sister had the inspired idea
就是我们互相给对方挑选约会对象
that we should pick dates for each other
在探探上
on the Shyppr app.
噢我们都有生理需求
Oh.We all need to get laid.
- 是的 - 尽管我已经有一个男人了
- Yeah. - Even though I already have a man.
你的男人取消了这周来洛杉矶的计划
Uh, your man canceled his trip to LA this weekend.
而且你的男人还有个妻子
And your man has a wife.
你真的要跟我唱反调吗
Do you really wanna antagonize me
在我掌握着你幸福生活的命运的时候
when I hold the fate of your love life in my hands?
噢仅供参考玛丽安娜鉴于我已经有了
Oh, and FYI, Mariana,since I have someone
能满足我所有条件的人了我只是在找一个性♥爱♥机器
who checks all my boxes,I'm just looking for a sex machine.
- 收到 - 玛丽安娜
- On it. - Mariana.
一个有猫的男人怎么样
What about a guy that has a cat?
- 可以吧 - 那么六只猫呢
- That's fine. - How about six cats?
噢出现了完美先生艾萨克
Oh, hello, Isaac.
- 性感运动员有自己的生意 - 噢
- Hot, athletic,runs his own business. - Ooh.
噢等等我想我可能见过他
Oh, wait a minute.I think I might have seen him
- 就在附近 - 也许
- in the neighborhood. - Maybe.
上面说他住在洛杉矶市中心
Says he lives in Downtown LA.
但我可能要把他留给自己
But I might save him for myself.
噢太迟了
Oh, too late.
真粗鲁
So rude.
我们也想帮你找个猛♥男♥ 凯丽
We would swipe for you, Callie,
但考虑到有两个男人了你已经忙得不可开交
but with two guys already, you've got your hands full.
纯属好奇到底有多忙
Out of curiosity,exactly how full?
达维亚你哪根筋搭错了
Davia... What is wrong with you?
- 我们都想知道 - 不我不想知道
- We all wanna know. - No, I don't wanna know.
不我这周末没有约任何人
No, I'm not seeing anyone this weekend.
丽贝卡♥通♥过了美国律师资格考试然后在我们面前炫耀个没完
Rebecca passed the bar and she is rubbing it in our faces.
所以我不得不学习了
So, I have to study.
我的天
Oh, my God.
那么我建议我们做个约定
So, I'm proposing we make a pact.
我必须通过律师资格考试
I have to pass the bar,
而你需要为你的展览准备新东西所以
and you need to work on your new pieces for your show, so...
这周末不能见彼此
no seeing each other this weekend.
- 不能做♥爱♥ - 不能叠罗汉吗
- No sex. - No Superman?
克拉克·肯特？
Clark Kent?
杰米
Jamie?
他看起来不像克拉克·肯特
He does not look like Clark Kent.
想象一下他戴着眼镜吧
Just picture him with glasses on.
好吧没准有一点
Yeah, maybe a little.
所以你有收到他的消息吗
So have you heard from him?
你有收到布赖恩的消息吗
Have you heard from Bryan?
- 那么这周末 - 成交
- So this weekend... - Deal.
我们会把自己关在阁楼里收拾各自的烂摊子
We'll hole ourselves up in our lofts, get our shit done,
把你彻底赶出我的脑海
put you completely out of my mind.
我有那么容易被忘掉吗
Am I that easy to forget?
我的意思是我可能做不到超人那样
I mean, I may not be the Man of Steel,
但我可以自律
but I can be disciplined.
我有一此一整天都没有刷推特
I once went a whole day without checking Twitter.
这很了不起
That's so impressive.
我还卸载了脸书
I also deleted Facebook.
这是如此性感
That is so hot.
听起来你这周末像是一个要戒毒的瘾君子一样
Looks like you're the one who's gonna suffer withdrawal this weekend.
我觉得我能撑下来
I think I'll survive.
是吗
Yeah?
恕我难以苟同
I beg to differ.
我的头发总是比你的好看