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Curb Your Enthusiasm S04E03

Part 4 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

- I didn't see nothing. - No?
我什么都没看见是吗？
I'll tell you why I asked,
我跟你说我什么要这么问
because there was some sunblock when I drove in...
因为我开过来的时候里面是有防晒霜的
No there wasn't. The sunblock was missing.
不里面没有防晒霜丢了
I didn't... I didn't know that.
我不... 我真的不知道
I guess it's missing. Who knows? Yeah.
我猜应该是丢了谁知道呢是的
We know nothing about sunblock. Okay, I was just...
我们真的不知道那个防晒霜哪里去了好吧我就是...
You want to sit down and have some food with us?
你想要坐下来和我们一起吃点东西吗
It's really good. Sure, okay.
还挺好吃的那好吧
This is my friend Haboos. I'm Larry. Oh, hello.
这是我的朋友哈布斯我是拉里噢你好
Hello, I'm Stanley. Hello.
你好我是斯坦利你好
Now weren't there, um...
你们...
weren't there four of you?
你们不该是有四个人吗
Uh, no, not recently. No.
呃不最近不是不是
No, at the car wash, there were four of you.
不洗车的时候你们四个是不是都在那里
No. Oh, you mean the guy that was holding the card.
不噢你是说那个拿着牌子的男的
There was four. Yeah, he must have gone home.
那时候是四个他肯定回家了
He must have gone home? Or anywhere.
回家了？或者去别的地方了
You don't know if he went home or not?
你不知道他回没回去吗
Um, I just... He might have gone home,
呃我刚刚... 他可能是回家了
to go get ready for something. I don't know what.
要去准备点东西什么的我不知道
Huh, all right.
哈好吧
I think we know what happened to the sunblock.
我想我们现在知道防晒霜去哪儿了
We lied! Yeah, we lied to you!
我们撒谎了是的我们骗了你
It's really good tuna salad.
这个金枪鱼沙拉真好吃
It's good?
好吃吗
You want some, Haboos? No no no.
你要吃一点吗哈布斯不不不
Oh my God. Oh.
噢我的天啊噢
Tunafish on your lap. What are you gonna do?
你大腿上沾上金枪鱼了怎么办
I don't mind... I'm gonna get this drycleaned for you.
没关系没关系我会去帮你干洗的
I can't do that, Larry. I'm gonna get it drycleaned for you.
不行的拉里我会帮你干洗的
No, I don't mind. Haboos...
没关系我不介意的哈布斯...
I insist. I'm gonna dry clean it for you.
我坚持我一定会帮你洗干净的
Okay, Larry. Okay.
好吧拉里好的
Eh, I'm so sorry.
呃很抱歉
Hey, I've got a good joke.
嘿我想到一个很好笑的笑话
An Arab, a Jew, and an Asian fellow...
一个阿♥拉♥伯人一个犹太人和一个亚洲人...
walk into a bar, okay?
走进一家酒吧
I didn't tell the joke yet! Wait till I tell the joke.
我还没讲完呢！让我说下去
I'm getting a corned beef on rye. Oh, yeah.
我要吃一点腌牛肉黑麦面包噢好的
A vino, a nice vino. Me too.
喝点葡萄酒喝点好的我也要
- Yeah. - We'll have the same thing.
好的那我们要一样的
Say it again, say it again!
再说一遍再说一遍
So what's her name?
那她叫什么名字？
Haboos. Hello, Haboos!
哈布斯你好哈布斯
I mean, it's quite amazing when you think about it.
我是说想一下就会觉得很神奇
Nobody knows what she looks like okay? Yeah!
没有人知道她长什么样子是的
Nobody. It's great.
没有人很好
Everybody's in the same boat as you.
每个人都跟你一样看不到
You have leveled the playing field for me, Larry.
你得让我公平竞争拉里
Nobody will ever know what she looks like.
任何人都永远不会知道她长什么样子
Everybody's blind now. That's exactly what it is.
现在所有人都是个瞎的的确是这样
What an idea! That's just great!
这主意真好！太棒了
Thank you. Just kind of fell in my lap.
谢谢你踏破铁鞋无觅处啊
Thank you. Thank you...
谢谢你谢谢你...
When can we do this? It just goes to show,
那我们什么时候约会？世事难料
if you gotta pee, knock on a door,
如果你要尿尿就去敲个门
you never know what could happen. I'm intrigued.
你永远都不会知道会发生什么我很感兴趣了
Let's do it. By the way, I have to go with you,
就这么着吧顺便说一下我得和你一起去
like as a chaperon thing. What?
就像监护人一样什么
Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon.
好吧抱歉他们说要监护人的
A chaperon. All right, so I'm gonna call her.
监护人好吧那我给她打电♥话♥
You know, there's no downside here.
你知道吗完全没有不好的地方
Really, there's none, it's perfect.
真的什么都没有太完美了
Yeah, Just call her up
是很完美给她打电♥话♥吧
She's quite a Muslim.
她是个不错的穆♥斯♥林♥
Okay, tell me when to stop.
好吧该停的时候告诉我
Stop.
停
Why do you do it so fast?
你为什么做得这么快
Well, actually you were too fast. Oh, I was too fast?
好吧实际上你太快了噢我太快？
Maybe I'm just not stopping where you want me to stop.
那可能你想让我停的时候我没有停了
- No. - Yeah.
不是的
No, really, no. I think so.
不不是不我觉得是的
I think I got a little something here.
我觉得我有点猜到了
You're stopping on the card...
你就正好停在那张牌上了
you know where the card is, and that's...
你知道牌在哪里就是...
when I say stop, that's the trick, right?
我说停的时候这就是这个魔术的秘密对吧
No. Is that the trick?
不那怎么做到的
No, it's not. This is your card.
不不是这是你的牌
Okay, ahem.
啊好吧
You listen to me, Superman...
听我说超人...
I want that trick. No can do.
我要学这个魔术不可能
I apologize. I can't do anything. You're not a magician.
抱歉我不能教你你不是魔术师
You're not a magician either, Stewart. Yeah, I am.
你也不是斯图尔特我是
No, you're not. Mmmhmm.
不你不是嗯
'Cause you know one trick, that makes you a magician?
就会一个魔术你就是魔术师了？
That's not a magician. One trick's not a magician.
你不是魔术师只会一个魔术的不是魔术师
Yeah, it is.
不就是
You going trick or treating tonight? Mmmhmm.
你今晚还玩不给糖就捣蛋吗嗯
I'm taking half that candy.
我要拿走你一半的糖果
Don't say a word to her.
什么都别跟她说
You put it in the pantry, I'll divide it up. Understand?
你把糖放到存储柜里我来分明白吗
Okay.
好的
Okay? Yeah.
好吗好的
Now listen, I've got some friends coming over this weekend
听着现在我有些朋友周末要过来
to watch the ballgame, so be nice to them.
他们要看球赛对他们友善一点
Capisce? Capisce.
懂了吗懂了
Larry? Coming, honey.
拉里？来了宝贝
Is that leather or pleather? Vinyl,
这是皮的还是人造革的塑料的
and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a...
而且热得要死我一直出汗出得像...
Well, you look good... Lar...
好吧你看起来很好看拉儿
Look at this! Happy Halloween.
快看万圣节快乐
What do you think? Oh my God.
你觉得怎么样噢我的天
Huh, is this great? Doesn't she look great?
哈好看吗她是不是很美
Look at Andy Divine over here.
快看那边安迪迪瓦恩
Yes, I am, Sheriff.
是的我就是警长
Now you look hot. Thank you, Susie.
你现在看起来很帅气了谢谢你苏西
What are you wearing? What is this, no costume?
你穿的是什么？这是什么没有变装服吗
No. Okay, you know what?
不好吧你知道吗
What? I want you to change your costume.
什么我想让你换件衣服
What? I don't like that costume.
什么我不喜欢这件
Why? I have my reasons.
为什么我有我的理由
You got another costume? That costume is gorgeous.
你有别的变装服吗这件很美了
You're wrong. Thank you.
你错了谢谢你
I've spent an hour getting ready for this.
我花了一个小时打扮成这个样子的
I don't have anything else to wear.
我没有别的可以穿
Not so. Excuse me.
并不不好意思等我一个
I've got just the thing.
我正好有你想要的
You have the figure for that...
你的身材正好穿这个...
I have the figure for that also. In your dreams.
我都能穿这个你做梦呢吧
Haboos's burka. Just back from the drycleaners.
哈布斯的罩袍刚刚从干洗店拿回来的
You're going as an Islamic fundamentalist.
你要打扮成伊♥斯♥兰♥原教旨主义者
It's hot in this thing.
穿这个太热了
What the fuck?! Hey, Osama,
这他妈什么鬼嘿本拉♥登♥
go back to your own fucking country.
滚回你自己的国家去
Okay, you ready?
好的你准备好了吗
Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but let's give it a shot.
好了我有点紧张不过我们试试吧
I'm a little concerned about the weather.
我有点担心这个天气
I got an umbrella. It's all right.
我带伞了没事
Okay. Okay.
好吧好吧