鲍勃心动

Bob Hearts Abishola S01E16

Part 3 June 18, 2020, 4:37 p.m.

也许我们该走了
Maybe we should go.
我正在享用木须肉
I'm enjoying my moo shu.
你为什么不跟大家说说
Why don't you tell everyone
维克多叔叔第二任妻子的事
about Uncle Victor's second wife?
可以
Oh. Okay.
她的名字叫"布莱辛"
Her name was "Blessing."
大家都喜欢她
And she was loved by all
直到她莫名其妙从船上摔下来
until she mysteriously fell off a boat.
或者是被人推下来
Or was she pushed?
几分钟后
他们找了很多天
They searched for many days,
都没找到她的尸体
but they never found her body.
他们发现了部分尸体
They found part of a body,
但不知道是不是布莱辛阿姨的
but there was no way of knowing if it was Auntie Blessing
还是某位无名氏的脚
or just a random foot.
阿姨叔叔我准备走了
Auntie, Uncle, I'm ready to go.
你们两个谈好了吗
Did you two work it out?
我们可以走了吗
Can we please just go?
听起来像是情侣吵架
Sounds like a lovers' quarrel.
他们不是情侣所以只是吵架
They're not lovers, hence the quarrel.
你真聪明
Oh, you're so clever.
这你都想不到
You didn't think of it.
希望大家喜欢这场表演
I hope everybody enjoyed the show.
这是你儿子的错
This is your son's fault.
艾比希拉是一个虔诚的基♥督♥徒女孩
Abishola is a good Christian girl.
她等婚后发♥生♥关♥系♥这没错
She is right to wait until they are married.
但你没有让我等
You did not make me wait.
奥卢你这个荡♥妇♥
Olu, you slut.
好吧我们订婚了
Well, we were engaged.
不我们没有
No, we weren't.
你那时在和我兄弟约会
You were dating my brother.
奥卢你这个荡♥妇♥
Olu, you slut!
第二天
什么叫你们"暂时冷静一下"
So what does this mean, you are "Taking a break"?
这意味着我们要分开一段时间
It means we are taking time apart
再决定我们是否应该在一起
to decide if we should be together.
都是因为你还没准备好和他上♥床♥吗
And this is all 'cause you're not ready to sleep with him?
没那么简单
It is not that simple.
也没那么复杂
It is not that complicated.
每次20分钟一周来个几次
20 minutes, a couple of times a week.
这叫做"牺牲小我成全大家"
It's called "Taking one for the team."
像他这么大年龄的人
And a man his age,
有心脏病还嘿嘿
with a heart condition, shoot,
你一个月大概可以溜一次
you could probably scoot by with once a month.
并不是我不想和他上♥床♥
u202dIt's not that i don't want to sleep with him.
那有什么问题
Then what is the problem?
真的吗我必须说出来吗
Really? I have to spell it out?
是的
Yes.
我们肤色不同宗教信仰不同
We don't have the same color, we don't have the same religion,
价值观不一样
we don't have the same values.
强扭的瓜能甜吗
How is any of this supposed to work?
你又老调重唱了我们都经历过这些
You singing that song again? We've been through this.
是的无数理由证明不能硬来
Yes, there's a million reasons why it shouldn't work,
但确实可以的
but it does.
我从没见过你那么快乐
I never seen you happier
因为那个胖家伙
since that big block of cream cheese
进入了你的生活
dropped into your life.
那就让他进入你的裤子
So let him drop into your pants.
谁也说不清
Who knows?
你可能真的很享受
You might actually enjoy it.
不管怎样只有20分钟而已
Either way, it's just 20 minutes.
门开着
It's open.
很抱歉打扰您我和科福完成了盘点
Sorry to interrupt, but Kofo and I finished doing the inventory,
-发现有点小出入 u202d-是吗
- and found a few small discrepancies. u202d- Yeah?
去跟那些在意这些的人说吧
Tell somebody who cares.
库存盘点有点出入
为什么跟我说我知道的
他说跟那些在意的人说我知道你很关心
维勒先生一切都好吗
Mr. Wheeler, is everything all right?
不好
No.
我们能做什么
Anything we can do?
有的跟我喝一杯
Yeah, have a drink with me.
痛苦需要有人陪伴
Misery loves company.
好吧我们是陪伴的人
Okay, we will be the company.
你就是痛苦本苦
And you will be the misery.
让我问你们一些事
Let me ask you something.
就说一个男人在约会一位...
Say a guy was involved with a...
你们那一片地带[树林]的女士
lady from your neck of the woods.
尼日利亚的森林已经被严重砍伐殆尽了
Well, the forests of Nigeria have been horribly depleted,
但你说吧
but okay.
这位女士告诉他她忠心于他
And this lady tells the guy she's committed to him,
他是她的真命天子
he's the one for her,
她没有再考虑过别人
she's not looking at anybody else,
没有药剂师谁也没有
no pharmacists, nothing like that.
药剂师似乎没必要说出来
Pharmacists seems like an unnecessary detail,
但你继续
but continue.
如果这个男人想跟她发生肉体关系
Would this guy be out of line in thinking
会不会有点出格了
that her affections might become physical,
你知道在他某功能丧失前
you know, before... his machinery quits working?
你明白他在说什么吗
他们还没发展到上♥床♥ 他担心会性无能
所以才提到药剂师
我在网上找了个加拿大的
聪明离得远还省钱
我们该怎么跟他说
我不知道说些好话让他开心
维勒先生这位女士不值得你浪费时间
Mr. Wheeler, this woman does not deserve you.
如果我是她我一有机会
If I were her, I would have intercourse with you
就会跟你上♥床♥
as often as I could.
太过了
每周一两次
Once or twice a week.
谢了伙计
Thanks, pal.
凌晨十二点半
管他的
Screw it.
我吵醒你了吗
Did I wake you?
没有
No.
我想你了
I miss you.
我也想你
I miss you, too.
我一直在想
I've been thinking.
也许我想等到婚后是错误的
Maybe I'm wrong about waiting for marriage.
别这么说你没错
Stop. You're not wrong.
鲍勃你得跟我说实话
Bob, you have to be honest with me.
我说的是实话
I am.
现在唯一重要的是
The only thing important right now is
我的生活有你相伴
that I have you in my life.
-你确定吗 -是的
- Are you sure? - Yes.
即使这意味着我要等上一辈子
If it means I have to wait forever,
我也愿意
then that's what I'll do.
不会这么久的
It will not be forever.
你还能再缩短点时间吗
Can you narrow it down any more than that?
明天怎么样
How about tomorrow?
明天吗
Tomorrow?
我只是在开玩笑
I'm just joking.
别这样对我
Don't do that to me.
祝你好梦
Sweet dreams.
我现在安心了
They will be now.
晚安鲍勃
Good night, Bob.
晚安艾比希拉
Good night, Abishola.
好了
Okay.
这不一样这是为了庆祝
This is different. This is celebrating.
晚上好通德
Kaale, Tunde.
晚上好鲍勃
Kaale, Bob!
进来坐
Hey, come, sit.
艾比希拉很快就好了
Abishola will be ready very soon.
十分钟最多十五
Ten minutes, 15 tops.
你还好吗
So, you're good?
我很好你呢
I am good. You?