好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S05E12

Part 3 Nov. 17, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

You know,I..I think miyou ght be delirious..
知道吗我觉得你可能是说胡话呢
You really should lie down.
你真的应该躺下
Screw that.
去他妈的
I'm gettin' out of here before she comes back.
我要在她回来之前离开这里
Are those comfy?'Cause they look really comfy.
那个很舒服吧? 看起来感觉很舒服
Charlie?
查理?
What are you doing up?
你起来干什么?
Stay away from me,rose.
离我远点罗丝
What's wrong,honey?
你怎么了亲爱的?
Don't you call me "honey."
你别叫我"亲爱的"
Charlie,charlie,you need to calm down.
查理查理你要冷静
C-calm down?
冷... 冷静?
Thanks to her,I've been a drooling vegetable for two weeks!
多亏了她我做了两个礼拜的植物人!
I was afraid of this.
我就怕发生这个
He's running a very high fever,and he's hallucinating.
他烧得很厉害都出现幻觉了
I am not running a fever.
我没发烧
Here,feel me.I am not hot.
这儿摸一下我没发烧
A little clammy and none too fresh,but not hot.
有点黏不是很清爽但不烧
Just relax,babyYou need your rest.
放松点你需要休息
No,no,no.What I need is a lawyer.
不不不我需要的是一个律师
Alan,please,you got to believe me: I am not sick.
艾伦求你相信我我没病
I beevlie you.Now lay down.
我相信你现在躺下吧
But,alan...
但是艾伦
it's for your own good.
这是为了你自己好
Okay.
好吧
Okay,you're right.I-I'm-I'm crazy from the fever.
好吧你说得对我是烧糊涂了
Not crazy,honey.
你没糊涂亲爱的
Just very,very sick.
只是病得非常非常严重
Open up.
张嘴
Good boy.Swallow.
好孩子咽下去
there you go.
好了
Now get some rest.
现在休息吧
so,does a guy have to be sick to get a pair of those booties?
对了只有生病了才能得到一双那样的袜子吗?
Thank god she wasn't using suppositories.
幸亏她用的不是栓剂
son of a bitch!
王八蛋!
Charlie,are you up?
查理你起来了吗?
Alan! Whoa!
艾伦! 喔!
What are you doing?
你干什么呢?
Escaping.
跑路
Well,charlie,this isn't a good time.
喔查理这可不是一个好时候
I've already had my second cup of coffee.
我都喝了两杯咖啡了
Look,I don't know how long I've got.
听着我不知道我有多长时间
Neither do I.
我也不知道我要多长时间
oh,damn it.She's out.
哦可恶她出来了
Out of what?
什么出来了?
Her freakin' mind!
她那个神经病!
Charlie,where are you?!
查理你在哪儿呢?!
Oh,god,she's coming.Is your door locked?
哦天哪她来了你的门锁上了吗?
No.Neither was my window.
没我窗也没锁
Two mistakes I will never make again.
这两个错误我永远不会再犯了
Charlie,are you in here?
查理你在里面吗?
Rose!
罗丝!
Sorry,alan.Have you seen charlie?
抱歉艾伦看见查理了吗?
Bathtub.
在浴缸里
For god's sake,alan,you're my brother.
看在上帝份上查理你可是我亲兄弟
Oh,charlie,is this how you act after everything I've done for you?
哦查理我为你做了这么多你就这么报答我吗?
Yes,this is how I act.
没错我就是这么做的
Playing anne frank in a bathtub.
扮演浴缸里的安妮·弗兰克 (为躲避纳粹残害藏在密室两年写出著名的"安妮日记")
Well,I give up.
好吧我放弃了
I can't take care of you if you won't cooperate.
如果你不合作的话我没法照顾你
Oh,no,no,rose.Let's,uh...
哦不不要罗丝
let's not be hasty.
不要这么草率
It's been so nice these last couple of weeks.
过去的这两周都这么美好
What if charlie promises to behave himself?
如果查理答应好好听话呢?
I am not promising nurse ratched here anything!
我不会答应Ratched护士任何事! ("飞跃疯人院"里的变♥态♥护士)
Well,then,I guess I'll just leave.
哦好吧我想我该离开了
You're not leaving. I was bluffing.
你咋不走我就是说说
Rose. Sorry.
罗丝好吧
Well,I hope you are proud of yourself.
好了我希望你为自己感到自豪
All she was trying to do was help you.
她做的一切都是为了帮你
No,no,no,that's not what she was trying to do.
不不不她才不会那么做呢
This was all a plot.
这一切都是阴谋
It started with getting me sick.
先是让我生病
Then she drugged me to keep me helpless
然后她给我下药让我无能为力
so she could move in and have her way with me.
这样她就能搬来住控制我了
Oh,really?Yse gotroou sick?
哦是吗是罗丝让你生病的?
It had nothing to do with you sticking your tongue down
这跟你把自己的舌头伸到
the throat of a flu-riddled bimbo?
感冒了的荡♥女♥的喉咙里没关系?
Okay,I'm not saying I know how she did it,but she did it.
呃我不知道她怎么做到的但是我知道她确实做了
Charlie,do you have any idea how insane this makes you sound?
查理你知道你这些话听起来有多荒唐吗?
I have proof.Come on.I'll show you.
我有证据跟我来我给你看
Uh,charlie?
呃查理?
Fine,I'll wait outside.
好的我在外面等
I'm bored.Want to go see a movie?
我很无聊想去看电影吗?
Now?
现在?
Well,you got the listings there.
哦你那儿有电影上映的信息
Jake,for the love of god...
杰克看在上帝的份儿上
fine,but don't say I never asked.
好别说我从来没问过你啊
You'll see.I have proof.
你会知道的我有证据
I didn't swallow the last pill she gave me so we can have it analyzed.
她上次给我的药我没吃所以我们可以分♥析♥一下
Right.We'll call csi and have them run some tests.
好的我们给犯罪现场鉴证科打电♥话♥ 请他们化验一下
I hid it under my pillow,and...
我藏在枕头下面了
okay.
好了
I don't have proof.
我现在没证据了
Rose?
罗丝?
Oh,hi,lulu.
嗨你好 Lulu
How'd your plan work out?
你的计划成功了吗?
Well,you were fine,but I think I may have overplayed it.
哦你做得很好但我想我有点过了
Well,if you want to take another swing at him,I think I'm coming down with mono.
呃如果你想再试一次我可以试下感染性单核血球病
Oh.Charlie's already had mono.
哦查理已经得过感染性单核血球病
Give me a call if you get mumps or whooping cough.
如果你得了腮腺炎或者百日咳记得给我打电♥话♥
Will do.
好的
Oh,rose.
哦罗丝
Oh,god,not another one.
哦天哪又来一个