好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S05E06
Part 2
Nov. 17, 2020, 2:07 p.m.
Forget it.
想都别想
You're not going to the concert.
你不准去看演唱会
Oh,listen to you.
听听你在说什么呀
Remember when I said you couldn't go to that Peter Frampton concert?
记得我曾经不让你去看 Peter Frampton的演唱会吗?
You just snuck out of the house and went anyway.
你最后还是偷溜出去看了嘛
Really?
真的吗?
Mom,no.
妈妈 别说了
I was in Martinique at the time, but the housekeeper was beside herself.
我当时身在Martinique 管家可给吓坏了
And-And-And I was severely punished for that,right?
我后来被狠狠的处罚了 不是吗?
Oh,sure,I tried grounding you and taking away TV privileges.
对 禁足并不给你看电视
But at a certain point every parent has to accept
但家长总有一天要接受
that they're powerless when it comes to controlling a teenager.
他们是没法控制青少年的
Really?
真的吗?
No,no,not really.
不 不是这样的
Parents are powerful--very powerful.
家长很强大 手握大权
No,no...
不 不
Trust me,I'm only doing this for your own good.
相信我 我这么做都是为你好
What the hell was that?
那是什么?
The same thing Grandma did.
跟奶奶刚做的一样呀
No,it's not. You sound like you're coughing up a furball.
不一样 听上去你好像 要咳出个毛球似的
Yeah,well,I'm making the same point.
反正我要表达的意思是一样的
Did it even occur to you that you could help me with this?
你有没有想过你可以帮我说服他的?
I was not put on this Earth to help you,Alan.
我存在于世可不是为了帮你忙的 艾伦
You're my mother!
你是我妈妈!
Yes,and as you never tire of pointing out,not a good one.
没错 而正如你不厌其烦所指出的 我不是个好妈妈
Hey,Alan,do we have any snack bars?
艾伦 我们有什么零食吗?
Right-hand cabinet. Why?
右手边的橱柜里 你要这个干吗?
I need something to soak up the booze
总要点东西吸收酒精呀
I'll have to drink to make it through this dinner.
不喝酒怎么熬过这个晚宴啊
What's the occasion?
什么大场合啊?
My girlfriend is being honored at a banquet tonight.
我女朋友要在今晚的宴会上受表彰
Oh,I thought the Adult Film Awards were in Vegas.
我还以为成♥人♥电♥影♥颁奖礼 在拉斯维加斯举♥行♥呢
She happens to be a judge.
她是法官
Of the Adult Film Awards?
成♥人♥电♥影♥奖的? (法官与评委同音)
No,no,a judge in the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
不 不 洛杉矶法♥院♥的!
So,do I look okay?
我看起来还行吗?
It's a tuxedo. You can't go wrong.
这是礼服 怎么穿都不会出错的
Well,I want to fit in.This is a very conservative crowd.
我希望能融入其中啊 出席的都是很保守的人士
Oh,well,then you can go wrong.
哦 那你可能会出错的
Thanks. Like I'm not nervous enough?
谢谢 我还不够紧张吗?
Oh,sweetheart,if you're nervous,just try one of these.It'll relax you.
亲爱的 如果你觉得紧张 吃一片这个 会让你放松的
Oh,perfect.
正好
Charlie,you just can't pop a pill without knowing what it is.
查理 你都不知道那是什么药就吃下去?!
She just said what it is. Thanks,Mom. I gotta go.
她说了这是放松的 谢了妈妈 我要走了
Bye,sweetheart. Have a good time with your judge,darling.
再见 跟你的评判玩的开心 宝贝
That'll last.
这段会长久啊
I think he's really trying on this one.
我觉得他这次很认真的
Uh-oh.
糟糕
What?
怎么?
Nothing.
没什么
I guess I'll just have to watch my DVD ofFantasia on the natch tonight.
看来今晚我只能在自然状态下看幻想曲的dvd了
Congratulations, Your Honor.
祝贺您 法官阁下
Well-deserved.
这是您应得的
Oh,thank you,Councilman.
谢谢您 议员阁下
I'd like you to meet my friend Charlie Harper.
这位是我的朋友 查理 哈珀
Charlie,this is Councilman Stewart.
查理 这位是Stewart议员
Charlie?
查理?
Yeah,hi. How are ya?
啊 你好吗?
Again,congratulations.
再次恭喜您
Thanks.
谢谢
Charlie,are you okay?
查理 你还好吗?
I'm wonderful.
我好极了
Look at all the colors.
看看这些色彩
It's like I'm drinking a rainbow.
我仿佛在喝彩虹一般
Hang on. He's probably in his room.
等等 他大概在房♥间里
Jake,your mom's on the phone!
杰克 你妈妈打电♥话♥来了
Jake?
杰克?
Jake?
杰克?
Son of a bitch!
妈的!
Alan,what's going on.Are you all right?
艾伦 怎么了? 你没事吧?
What?
什么?
Oh. I,uh,I stubbed my toe.
哦 我... 撞到脚趾了
Yeah. Yeah,it may be broken.
是 是的 可能破了
Yeah. I'm,a,I'm gonna go to the emergency room.
嗯 我... 我得去急诊室了
Oh,no,no,no. I,uh, I have to take Jake with me.
哦 不 不用 我得带着杰克
So we can go in the carpool lane.
这样我们就能走拼车专线了
Jake,help daddy find his toenail.
杰克 帮老爸找脚趾甲
I'll have him call you later,okay?
我晚点儿让他打给你 好吗?
Fuck!
妈的
So,without further ado,
那么 言归正传
here's our guest of honor,
有请我们的嘉宾
judge of the year and,I'm proud to say, my good friend,
我荣幸的宣布 本年度最佳法官 我的好朋友
Judge Linda Harris!
琳达 Harris法官!
Who the judge? You the judge!
谁是法官? 你是法官!
I'm hitting at it.
我是开玩笑
Los Angeles! Thank you!
洛杉矶! 谢谢!
Hey,look who's here.
嘿 看看谁来了
Shh! Keep it down!
嘘! 小点儿声!
Right. We don't want to wake me.
没错 我们不想把我吵醒
What are you doing sitting out here?
你坐在外面干什么?
I can't stand up.
我站不起来
Don't make a thing out of it.
别发表评论
What are you doing?
你在干吗?
I snuck out to see a concert.
我溜出去看演唱会了
No way.
不可能
That is so cool.
太酷了
Okay.
好吧
Third time's the charm.
事不过三
Hey.
嘿
Want to know what else is cool?
想知道还有什么事酷吗?
Check this out.
看看这个
Just hear the sleigh bells ringing,ring-ting-tingling...
听听雪橇铃♥声♥ 叮叮叮...
Shh! Hey! Hey!
嘘! 嘿! 嘿!
I'm caroling here.
我在唱颂歌♥
You should be bringing me coa and gingerbread.
你应该给我送来可可和姜饼
Cocoa and gingerbread?
可可和姜饼?
Yeah,they work at the Screaming Rhino.
这招在上♥床♥时就管用
But..
但是...
I digress.
我跑题儿了
Where were we?
说到哪了?
My dad doesn't know I went out, so now I have to sneak back in.
我老爸不知道我出去了 所以现在我得溜回去
Oh. Well,then,you certainly don't want to go through this door.
哦 那你肯定不会想从正门走了
Why not?
为什么不?
Why not?
为什么不?
I'll tell you why not.
我告诉你为什么
What?
什么?
Why not?
为什么不?
Why not what?
为什么不什么?
Why can't I go through that door?
我为什么不能从门走?
Oh. Why didn't you say so?
哦 你为什么不早说?
If I know your dad...
如果我认识你老爸...
and,sadly,I do,
不幸的是 我认识
he's sitting in there right now
那他现在就会坐在这
just waiting to tie you to a rock and throw you in the ocean.
就是等着 把你绑到石头上然后扔到大海里
What?
什么?
Sorry. I may have put the idea in his head.
抱歉 也许是我强加给他的想法
Follow me.
跟我来
Where are we going?
去哪?
Hey! I'll ask the questions.
嘿! 我来问问题
Where are we going?
我们去哪?
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