好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S05E09
Part 2
Nov. 17, 2020, 2:08 p.m.
Uncalled for.
你不说话没人当你哑巴
2:00?
2点?
Great, I'll see you then.
好的到时见
I swear, this is just business.
我发誓 这只是谈生意
I'm going to look at a bentley she got in on trade.
我只是去看看她店里的宾利车
I can get it for dealer cost.
用经销价就可以买♥♥到了
Since when do you need a bentley?
你几时开始需要宾利了
Nobody needs a bentley, alan.
没人需要宾利 艾伦
Just like nobody needs to date a woman half their age.
就像没人需要 找个比自己年轻一倍的女人
But if you want one, it doesn't hurt to have the other.
但是既然你要车了 再附送个女人也无伤大雅
Did teddy tell you to stay away from his daughter, too?
泰迪也让你离他女儿远点吗?
No.
没有
Yeah, why would he?
是啊 没必要
pretty hot, isn't it?
超级棒 是吧?
Oh, yeah, but it'S...
是啊 不过...
it's not really my thing.
不太合我胃口
Gee, I think a guy like you would look pretty great in one of these.
怎么会 我认为像你这样 的男人开这种车特潇洒
You think? Absolutely.
你这么想? 绝对没错
Here.Slide on into it.
来 坐进去
See how it feels.
感受一下
What about the bentley?
不如看看宾利吧
I got the guys in back washing it up for you.
我让人先去洗了
We have a few minutes.
等一会再看吧
Ah, sure.Why not?
好吧 恭敬不如从命
That's always been my motto.
这一直是我的座右铭
Oh, pretty snug.
有点挤啊
Tight's good, don't you think?
紧点好 不是吗?
sure, tight's good.
是啊 紧点好
Oh, hi.
哦 嗨
Hi.
嗨
So, where do they put the engine in these things?
那么 这家伙的发动机在哪里?
They put it where it belongs...
在它该在的地方...
in the rear.
后面 (双关 rear也有屁♥股♥的意思)
So, no stick?
变速杆哪去了?
No, you shift from the wheel.
不用 在驾驶盘上换档
Let me show you.
我来教你
Left side down, right side up.
左边减档 右边加档
You don't need a stick.
用不着变速杆 (双关 stick有棍子的意思)
And yet I've got one anyway.
反正我已经有了
is that your cell phone?
是你手♥机♥吗?
Boy, I hope so.
是啊 我也希望是
Excuse me.
抱歉
Hello.
喂
Oh, hey, hey, teddy.
你..你好 泰迪
How are ya?
你还好吗?
Good.Me?I'm-I'm-I'm fine.
很好 我...我很好
Just running some errands.
在办事而已
Yeah, I'll be around tomorrow.
是啊 我明天随时都在
Dr-drop by any time.
什么时候过来都行
Great.
太棒了
I'll see you then.
到时见
th-that was your dad.
是...是你父亲
He wants to talk to me and alan about something.
他想找我和艾伦谈点事情
I heard.
我听到了
Has he ever said anything about me?
他有提到过我吗?
You?
你?
Uh, let me think.
呃...我想想
He told you to stay away from me, didn't he?
他让你离我远点 对吧?
Oh, yeah, there was that.
是啊 就是这么说的
I can't believe he's still trying to control my life.
真是难以置信 他还在试图掌控我的生活
Hey, your dad loves you.
你父亲爱你的
He's just trying to protect you from...
他只是保护你远离...
well, in this case, me.
我这样的人
I'm a big girl, charlie.
我已经长大了 查理
I can take care of myself.
我可以照顾自己
I'm sure you can.
我肯定你可以
I can also take care of whoever I choose to be with.
我也可以应付我自己选择的人
I'm sure you can.
我肯定你可以
Listen, uh, i appreciate the offer,
听着...我很感激你的权权盛意
but I think I'm gonna pass...
不过我想我还是不要那个...
on the bentley.
宾利了
But you haven't even seen it yet.
但是你还没有看过呢
And right now, it's all wet and soapy, just waiting for you.
现在它已经湿透 滑腻腻地 等着你呢
Are we still talking about a car?
我们还是在说车吗?
What do you think?
你说呢?
I think I should probably get out before I set off the air bag.
我觉得该在触发防撞气囊前下车
and then, she leaned over real close to play with the "paddles.
然后她紧紧地靠过来 玩那"拨片换档器”
" The what?
什么?
Paddle shifters on the steering wheel.
方向盘上的拨片换档器
Oh, oh.
噢
I had another picture entirely.
我完全想歪了
But I restrained myself.
但是我克制住了
I walked away, and now I can still look teddy in the eye.
我走开了 现在对着泰迪我都问心无愧
That'S...that's great,
那...那很好
but how come you have no problem looking me in the eye
但你为什么对着我也能问心无愧?
after sleeping with my wife's sister,
毕竟你和我小姨上过床
my son's teacher, my divorce lawyer and my old receptionist?
还有我儿子的老师 我离婚律师 和我以前的接线员?
I like teddy.
因为我喜欢泰迪
And the receptionist was your fault.
还有那接线员是你的错
How?
怎么说?
If you'd paid her a decent salary, she wouldn't have had to hook.
如果你给她象样点的薪水 她就不会勾引我
I brought the bentley.
我把宾利开来了
Come on, courtney, I told you I can'T.
拜托 考特尼 我说过我不能..
Just one little test drive.
只是试驾一下而已
What do you have to lose?
你有什么损失?
Well, there's my integrity, my self respect, my relationship with your father...
我的诚信 自尊还有 和你父亲的关系...
give me the damn keys.
该死的 给我钥匙
***stillin bed with his sister?
你哥哥和他妹妹还在床上?
Stepsister.
同父异母妹妹
To be.
未来的
And yes.
还在床上
Wow, how long has it been?
睡多长时间了?
About 18 hours.
大概18小时了
Good thing he's got supplies up there.
幸好他房♥里有补给
He does? Sure.
真的? 当然
Water, powerbars, fresh batteries, rope.
水 能量棒(零食) 新电池 绳子
Oh, like, uh, like an earthquake kit.
呃 就像地震时的应急工具箱
I guess you could use that stuff for earthquakes.
我想地震时你可以用到
oh, crap.
噢 该死
Misdirected anger.
无指向性愤怒 (估计是老妈瞎编的病名)
You'll get used to it.
你会习惯的
What are you guys doing here?
你们来这干嘛?
We came here to talk with you and charlie.
我们过来找你和查理谈话的
Didn't he tell you?
他没和你说?
No, he did not.
没 他没说
In fact, he never tells me anything.
事实上 他什么也不和我说
I don't know half of what he does, nor do I want to.
我不知道他干什么 也不想知道
It's his life and he alone should suffer the consequences.Come on in.
那是他的生活 应该由他自己承担后果 进来吧
Is he even home?
他在家吗?
Uh, I'll check.
呃 我去看看
Why don't you make yourselves comfortable and, uh...
随便坐 呃...
I'll check.
我去看看
'Cause I have no idea.
因为我不知道
So...
所以...
I'll need to check.
我要去看看
Is he on something?
他嗑药了吧?
Oh, if only.
噢 要是就好了
What?
干嘛?
Teddy and mom are downstairs.
泰迪和妈妈在楼下
You're kidding.What the hell are they doing here?
你开玩笑吧 他们来着干嘛?
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