好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S02E10

Part 3 Nov. 17, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

Wait a minute. Have you been doing that behavioral psychology thing on me?
你是在对我进行行为心理测试?
No, don't be silly.
没别傻了
But if I said yes, would that make you feel A, angry, or B, insecure?
但如果我说是呢你会选择 A 愤怒还是 B 无安全感?
I thought you were gonna write the report for me.
你为啥不能就帮我写那个读书报告算了?
杰克那就不对了
No, Jake. That would be wrong.
学习的唯一方法就是独♥立♥做功课
The only way to learn is to do the work yourself.
Now, these are called Cliff Notes.
这些叫做"名著解析"
Inside is everything you need to know about Lord of the Flies.
这里面有所有你需要知道的关于"蝇王"的东西
The themes, the characters, the symbolism.
主题角色和象征意义
It's a book report waiting for you to put your name on it.
基本就等于一个读书报告只差个你的名字而已
Is that legal?
这个合法吗?
Look around. Do you see any homework police?
看看周围有家庭作业警♥察♥吗?
Oh, man. I give you way too much credit.
孩子看来我高估你了
Oh, I meant to ask you, how'd that book report turn out?
我还没问你呢你那个读书报告最后结果怎样?
I got a Dminus. Dminus?
拿了个D D
Didn't you read the Cliff Notes? That was 50 pages.
你没读那个解析吗? 那个有50页呢
Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
难以置信你家小子连作弊都嫌烦
Has it occurred to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
难道你就没想到他是因为太诚实了才没去作弊吗
No, I'm lazy.
没我的确是嫌烦
Hey, it's on.
到这个节目了
My, oh, my He's a demon samurai
我的恶魔武士
Who 's the guy who had to die? Oshikuru
那个不得不死的家伙？ Oshikuru
That's not what we wrote. That's your original, sucky version.
这不是我们写的歌♥啊那是你原来那个很逊的版本啊
What can I tell you? The network liked that one better.
怎么跟你讲呢人家觉得这个效果更好点
What, are they braindamaged? Welcome to show business, kid.
他们脑子进水了? 看你的电视吧小朋友
I still think it's snappy.
我还是觉得它挺欢快的