神兽

The Unicorn S01E12

Part 3 Feb. 29, 2020, 10:40 a.m.

Everything's shaking out. It's all good.
好
Okay.
我闻到织物柔顺剂了吗
Well, do I smell fabric softener?
可能吧
Maybe.
如果我闻到味道了那就是用太多了
Well, if I smell it, you're using too much.
好的我把所有衣服都重洗一遍
Okay. I'll just rewash everything.
不如我下楼确保你们
No, why don't I just come down there and make sure y'all...
不一切都好宝贝
No! No! Everything's cool, baby.
辫子扎完了
The braids are done.
击掌佐伊
High five, Zoe.
好的再见
Okay. Bye-bye.
亚莉克莎
Alexa,
如何把皮肤上的永久记号♥笔印记搞掉
how do you get permanent marker off of skin?
你为什么要用这么多不同的铁锹
Why do you need so many kinds of shovels?
他们都有不同的功能
They each do a different job.
一个用来挖土一个用来平土
One's for digging, one's for spreading,
锯齿状的用来砍树根
and the other one is serrated to cut through roots.
肥料是什么
What is fertilizer?
肥料就是牛粪
Fertilizer is cow poop.
植物是食肉的吗
Are all plants carnivorous?
诺亚如果你好好想想这个问题
You know, Noah, if you think about that question for just a second,
你就会知道答案了
I think you'll know the answer.
是的它们食肉
Yes. Yes, they are.
不不是这样的
No. No, they're not.
但如果松鼠爬上树
But a squirrel can climb a tree,
然后掉进树洞里摔死了
and if it falls into a hole in the tree and dies,
树就会消化掉松鼠
the tree will digest the squirrel,
所以严格地讲
so technically,
树是食肉的
that makes it a carnivore.
或者说是杂食性的
Or it could be an omnivore.
跟我一样我讨厌吃沙拉
Which is what I am. I don't really care for salads.
诺亚伙计我觉得你很有趣
Noah, buddy, I think that you are super interesting,
但我今天得集中注意力我有些
but I am just really trying to focus today. I've got some, uh,
成年人的问题要处理
some grown-up problems that I'm trying to work out.
好吧那个阿姨的事
Ah. Yeah. About that lady.
我爸说你没完没了地唠叨那件事
My dad says you keep going on and on about it.
我现在不说了
Yeah, well, not anymore.
很好
Good.
因为当某些人不知道什么时候该闭嘴时
'Cause it's irritating when people don't know
真的很烦
when to be quiet
一直滔滔不绝
and just talk and talk.
伙计你猜怎么着
Hey, buddy, guess what.
有项任务要交给你
I have a job for you.
你看到那边那块空地了吗
You see that spot way over there?
去用这把铁铲挖个洞
I want you to dig a hole with this shovel,
挖完了之后用这把铁铲把洞回填上
and when you're done, I want you to fill it in with this shovel.
我可以一次学习两种铁铲技巧
I'll be learning two different shovel skills.
正是如此去吧
Yes, you will. Go.
再往前
Keep going.
再往前
Keep going.
萨海
Sahai.
我的天呀
Oh, my God.
我穿这个会好看吗
Do you think these will look good on me?
你穿一定很好看
Oh, those would look so good on you.
-福里斯特 -怎么
- Forrest. - Yeah?
你知道你不用一直跟着我们吧
You know, you don't have to follow us around, right?
-不用吗 -对
- I don't? - No.
好吧我真的从没陪女儿逛过街
Oh. Well, I've literally never done this before, so...
-一直都是我妈陪我的 -对
- My mom always takes me shopping... - Yeah.
-帮我挑衣服告诉我合不合适 -对
- and picks out my clothes, and tells me if they fit. - Yeah.
我一般都是迷迷糊糊的就买♥♥完衣服上车了
I just zone out, and the next thing I know, I'm back in the car.
真可爱
It's so cute.
你应该去父亲等待区歇着
You should go sit on the dad bench.
还有父亲等待区啊
There's a dad bench, huh?
柏油脚跟队不错吧
How 'bout them Tar Heels?
北卡罗来纳州大学篮球队
迈克尔·乔丹的母队
必须的
Oh, yeah.
挺好的
Oh, what about them?
老天
Oh, God.
大西洋沿岸联盟很强势啊
ACC's pretty stacked.
美国大学篮球联赛赛区
今年夺冠有望吧
Think they can take it?
跟他们聊不来
Those are not my people.
我上手了真棒
I'm getting this. Boom.
编好两个了还有一大堆
Two down, and then all of this to go.
你头发怎么这么多
Why do you have so much hair?
我帮那孩子洗了半个小时脸了
So I've been scrubbing that boy's face for a half hour,
马克笔的痕迹根本洗不掉
and that marker's not coming off,
而且已经严重地影响了我俩的友谊
and it's taking a real toll on our friendship.
那可不妙因为明天是照相日
That sucks because tomorrow is picture day,
米歇尔会发狂的
and Michelle's gonna flip out.
不她不会的
No, she's not,
因为她见不到他这个样子
because she's not going to see him that way,
因为我会用她的化妆品
because I'm going to get her makeup,
把他脸上的痕迹掩盖住
I'm going to cover it up,
等我再洗一遍床单
right after I'm done rewashing the sheets,
然后飞速赶到杂货店买♥♥好晚餐用的食材之后
and I'm gonna run to the grocery store to get dinner started.
-凯又开始玩马克笔了 -凯让我省省心吧
- Kai's got the marker again. - Kai, for the love of God!
格蕾丝你觉得如何
Uh, Grace, what do you think?
我的天呀娜塔莉太可爱了
Oh, oh, my gosh, Natalie, that is so cute.
-我喜欢 -我喜欢这个颜色
- I like it. - I love the colors.
那个...
Yeah...
-怎么 -没就是...
- What? - No, it's...
没事你们继续
Nothing. Please, you guys do your thing.
别到底怎么了
No, no, what?
我也说不好就是觉得
I don't know. It just-- it seems to me
腰太高了
that the waist is too high.
影响身材比例了如果我是你
It cuts you off. If I were you,
我会换一件低腰的试试
I'd find something that cinches at the hip.
-是这样吗 -必须的
- You think? - Totally.
还有根据你的肤色
And with your complexion,
你应该穿冷色调的衣服
you should be in cooler tones.
冬蓝色灰色
Wintry blues, grays.
天啊他说得对
Oh, my God, I think he's right.
你觉得呢
What do you think?
我喜欢
I like it.
跟那边的碎花小裙子搭配一下
Pair it with that floral print skirt right there,
完美
and I love it.
不行
No way.
-行 -爸爸你做到了
- Way. - Oh, my God. Dad, it works.
是啊
Yeah.
我们为什么会惊讶你们看看他
Why are we surprised? I mean, look at him.
穿着一直非常考究
He's always so perfectly put together.
-确实啊 -快别这么说
- Yeah. - Shut your stupid faces.
别说了
What? Shut up.
不行不行快看他的袖口
No, no, no, look at his cuffs.
-别说了快停下 -永远这么得体
- No, come on, stop. - They always match.
说真的你们弄得我很尴尬别说了
Seriously, you guys are embarrassing me. Stop it.
-你们看我的袜子没 -快看啊
- Have you seen my socks, though? - Look at these.
对吧别说了
What?! Stop it!
-闭嘴闭嘴 -好吧
- Shut up! Shut up! - Okay.
能帮我挑衣服吗
Can you find outfits for all of us?
-好啊 -我先来
- Yes. - No, me first.
你觉得怎么样
Okay, what do you think?
-你喜欢连身裤吗 -不讨厌
- How do you feel about jumpsuits? - Not mad at them.
来这边
Right over here.
我挖的洞很完美
My hole is fantastic.
你甚至都看不出来我挖过洞
You can't even tell I ever dug it.
真棒再帮我挖五个
Great. I need five more just like it.
我想尿尿
I need to pee.
恐怕你只能去移♥动♥厕所了
Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to use the porta-potty.