神兽

The Unicorn S01E02

Part 5 Nov. 22, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

- It was Grace's idea. - Forrest!
你是在往孩子身上推责任吗
Did you just throw a child under the bus?
等等等下
Wait, hold up.
又点点点了
We got more dots.
"玩笑哈哈
"JK. LOL.
-"逗你的 -天哪
- "Just messing with you. - Oh, God.
"我现在就在约会呢
"I'm on a date right now.
"需要炮♥友♥联♥系♥我" -天哪
- Call me if you ever want to bone sometime." - Wow. Well...
真直接
That's rather forward.
所以就这样了
So that's... that's it.
她没事莉齐她没事对吧
She's fine. Lizzie is... she's fine, right?
-听起来是的好的没事 -对好的
- That's what it sounds like. All right, she's fine. - Oh, yeah, okay.
我觉得一切都很好而不是挺好伙计
I think everything is better than fine, man.
你自♥由♥了而且还多个炮♥友♥
You're free, and you got a bone in your back pocket.
-不错啊 -挺好的
- Not bad. - So that's good.
-好了 -挺好的
- There you go. - That's not bad.
我们管这叫双赢
Whoo! We call that the win-win.
等等韦德你又来短♥信♥了
Wait a minute, Wade, you got another text coming in.
别看别人短♥信♥
Oh, don't read the man's texts.
显然他是有两个炮♥友♥的人
Apparently, he has two bones in his back pocket.
梅格我很荣幸
Meg...I am very flattered.
别理她
Do not talk to her.
天要是换她直接上来脱你的裤子
Man, she will tear your pants right off.
向前看韦德
Look forward, Wade.