神兽

The Unicorn S01E08

Part 3 Feb. 28, 2020, 9:39 a.m.

应该在我包里
It should be in my bag.
不在包里
Mm. It's not in here.
边儿去宝贝
Watch out, son.
边儿去边儿去边儿去
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
我看看
Let's see...
糟糕
Damn.
我应该是把它落在屋里了
I must have left it at the house.
我要快速回家拿它
Okay, I'm gonna just run home real quick and grab it.
你想让我看着油锅
You want me to watch the fryer?
我改变主意了你跟我一块回
Second thought, you're coming with me.
嘿老弟
Hey, buddy.
洋葱头
Onion dip!
洋葱头头
O.D.
还有莱芙士薯片呀我去
Oh, and Ruffles. Shoot.
过去我还特意进城买♥♥过这玩意儿
I used to go to town on these bitches back in the day.
要吃的话你最好赶紧的
You want some of these, you better make your move,
因为我马上就要把这些一扫而光了
'cause I'm about to rip 'em a new "A."
你在听什么
What are you listening to?
你在听什么
What are you listening to?
说了你也不知道
You wouldn't know them.
好吧我可是重金属摇滚的老粉了说说看
Okay. I'm, like, a veteran metalhead from way back. Try me.
慈悲命运
Mercyful Fate.
没听过
Nah, I do not know them.
不过我去过大屠♥杀♥乐队和杀手乐队的演唱会
But I saw Megadeth, I saw Slayer.
摩托头乐队的演唱会我去过9次
I saw Mot?rhead nine times.
莱米还朝我吐了两次口水
Lemmy spit on me twice.
摩托头乐队主唱
你上一次看的是什么演唱会
What was the last show you saw?
缤纷扭扭四人组的
The Wiggles.
对是缤纷扭扭四人组
It was The Wiggles, yeah.
不过我看了9场摩托头的演唱会呢
But, again, nine Mot?rheads.
他把薯片端走了
And he takes the chips.
太混♥蛋♥了莱恩
Dick move, Layne.
我天
Man.
什么味道这么香
What smells so good in here?
问得好
That's a good question.
叛徒
Judas.
亚莉克莎把定时器设成15分钟
Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes.
15分钟现在开始计时
15 minutes, starting now.
告诉你吧 15分钟有点久了
Oh, you know what? That's a little long.
莱恩不喜欢底下烤焦了的
Layne doesn't like it when the bottoms get burned.
亚莉克莎把定时器设成12分钟
Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes.
定时器二 12分钟开始计时
Second timer, 12 minutes, starting now.
12分钟有点短了吧
That's seems a little short,
这样中间会有点夹生所以...
'cause then the middle's still gonna be a little doughy, so...
亚莉克莎把定时器设成15分钟
Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes.
定时器三 15分钟开始计时
Third timer, 15 minutes, starting now.
你说得有道理迪莉娅
You know, that's a great point, Delia.
不如我们设12分钟
Why don't we set it for 12 minutes?
到时再看还需不需要多烤几分钟
And then we'll check and see if it needs another minute or two.
亚莉克莎把定时器设成12分钟
Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes.
定时器四 12分钟开始计时
Fourth timer, 12 minutes, starting now.
好极了
Perfect.
宝贝
Peanut.
我们烤箱里怎么有只火鸡
Why is there a turkey in our oven?
有备无患嘛
I just thought it couldn't hurt to have a backup,
以防个万一
you know, just in case.
万一我的火鸡没法吃吗
In case my turkey goes wrong?
难道你不相信我心里有数吗
Don't you trust that I know what I'm doing?
-我相信 -你要是信
- No, I do. - If you did,
就不会偷偷背着你丈夫
you wouldn't be sneaking around behind your husband's back
备只火鸡了
with a turkey on the side.
你有点小题大做了
Now you being a little dramatic.
我不听我去炸火鸡了
I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna go put my turkey in the fryer.
至少火鸡不会背后伤人
At least I know it won't stab me in the back.
看这球接得亨德森手真稳
Ooh, look at that catch. Henderson has great hands.
你为什么要逼我们看这个
Why are you making us watch this?
因为一个人看橄榄球赛没意思
Because it's no fun to watch football alone.
碧昂丝什么时候出场来着
When did you say Beyoncé's coming out?
再等15 20分钟
Oh, uh, uh, 15, 20 minutes.
谁去关一下定时器
Is someone gonna turn off those timers?
这儿不是
Here. No.
亚莉克莎关闭定时器
Alexa, off.
那本书去哪了
Where the hell is this book?
那男的拦到6次球了
That guy's got six interceptions.
-吉姆你好吗 -好的不得了
- Oh, hey, Jim. You good? - Oh, hell yeah.
啤酒我来者不拒
Wouldn't say "No" To a beer.
冰箱里还有一打
Yeah, there's a 12-pack in the fridge.
没了
There was.
当然了老兄包我身上
Yeah, buddy. Sure, I got you.
韦德你没事吧
Wade, you okay?
没事我在找东西
Yeah. I'm just looking for something.
还得再去帮吉姆拿点啤酒来
And I've got to go get some more beer for Jim.
还有那些计时器响个不停
And all of these timers keep going off.
准备好下油锅了吗
Are you ready for a little dip?
油温正合适
The oil's just fine.
厨房♥
"Kitchen."
我的菜谱
"My recipes."
擀曲奇
"Rolled sweet cookies."
红薯砂锅
"Sweet potato casserole."
山核桃浇头放一半就好
"Only put the pecan toppings on half,
因为格蕾丝喜欢吃娜塔莉不喜欢吃
"because Grace loves them, and Natalie hates them.
最后再烤脆一点因为...
Finish on broil to make crispier, because that's..."
韦德喜欢吃脆的
"That's how Wade likes it."
爸爸爸爸
Dad? Dad?!
我在...我在车♥库♥里
yeah, in-in, uh... in-in the garage.
吉姆叔叔怕你找啤酒走丢了
Uncle Jim was worried you got lost on your way to find the beer.
没在这儿呢
No. It's right here.
-你找到菜谱了 -对
- You found the recipe. - Yeah.
我找到了
I found it.
谢谢
Thanks.
娜塔莉他找到菜谱了
Natalie, he found it!
你在这儿啊
Hey. There you are.
听着有坏消息
Listen, bad news.
貌似番薯直接被狗吃了
It looks like the sweet potatoes went right through the dogs.
还有我不想告密
Also, uh, I hate to be a narc,
但格蕾丝拿着一堆啤酒
but Grace has beer.
我们需要不止一卷纸
Gonna need more than one roll!
孩子们洗手还有两分钟吃饭
Kids, wash up! Two minutes to dinner!
你和我坐在这里
So, you and I are gonna sit here
在本和米歇尔边上
next to Ben and Michelle.
格蕾丝也想坐在大人的那桌
And Grace wanted to sit at the adult table,
因为莱恩能做但是
because Layne gets to, but...
那就让她坐反正还有位置她14岁了
You should let her-- there's room here, and she is 14.
我愿意那这样娜塔莉就不开心了
And I would, but it opens a whole can of worms for Natalie.
迪莉娅我真服你
Delia. I'm always impressed
你总能把简单的事弄得这么复杂
at how you manage to make the simplest things so complicated.
真不好意思
I'm sorry,
我一整天都对你
I have been trying all day to just be
和颜悦色
so nice to you,
而你却总挑我的刺
while you have just been peckin' away at me--
就不停地啄我像一只小鸡
just peck, peck, peck, peck, like a little chicken!
-像一只鸡 -好了
- Like a chicken! - Okay.
-像一只小鸡 -好了好了
- Just like a little tiny chicken! - Okay. Okay,
迪莉娅好了我得道歉
uh, Delia-- okay, I got to apologize.
其实是这样
See, here's the thing.
迪莉娅总觉得
Delia has it in her head
不知为何你讨厌她
that for some reason she thinks you don't like her.
对
Yeah.
-原来如此 -就是这样
- That explains it. - Right.
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