生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S03E06

Part 3 Oct. 4, 2019, 1:43 p.m.

By the way.
顺便
Another accepted usage for the term "ho."
在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声
Good-bye, Sheldon.
再见谢尔顿
Hold on
等下
I believe that social convention
我认为按照社会传统规定
dictate you not arriving empty-handed.
你可不能两手空空地上门
Would you like to bring some Cylon toast?
带些赛昂吐司吧
Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at.
不带我想融入其中才不想被嘲笑
What's funny about Cylon toast?
赛昂吐司有啥好笑
It's open.
门没锁
Hey, pal.
好啊哥们儿
What do you want?
你来干嘛
I brought you a little gift.
我给你带了件小礼物
New kite.
一只新风筝
The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang,
你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝
Indian fighting kite
是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的
that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.
印度战斗风筝
It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.
我组装了一整天两天用来上色
This is Hello Kitty.
而这是Hello Kitty
Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse.
没错但这可附带一只零钱袋呢
Does a Patang?
帕唐风筝有吗
Wow, you just don't get it, do you?
你还是不懂是吗
Buying me something pretty isn't going
就算你给我买♥♥什么可爱的小玩意
to make our problem just go away.
也不能解决问题
Look, I admit I haven't always been
听我说我有时候的确
the best friend I could be.
不是一个绝佳好友
You've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend.
你根本就是超级烂友烂到极点
Stipulated.
没说错
And you do it all the time.
你一直都这样
Last week in the mall at Radio Shack, we were looking
上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)
for a phone with giant numbers for your mother,
我们在帮你妈找一部超大号♥码键的电♥话♥
and I suddenly realize you're not even there.
而我一转眼你居然就不见了
- I know, I know... - And Where were you?
-我知道 -你去哪儿了
Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.
被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了
But in my defense, she was gorgeous!
听我解释她实在很火♥辣♥嘛
And working that squeezer to make the lemonade,
一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁
going and down and up and down.
一边上下扭腰摆臀的
It was like a free pole dance
简直就是在美食天地中
right in the middle of the food court.
免费欣赏钢管舞嘛
You're impossible.
你真是不可理喻
Hey, at least I can talk to women
至少我不用喝醉酒
without being drunk.
就能和女人交谈自如
Excuse me, I have selective mutism,
不好意思我这是选择性缄默症
a recognized medical disorder.
被鉴定为是生理疾病
You're just a douche.
你呢你不过是个脑残
No. You know what?
不知道吗
Maybe that's what this whole thing's about.
也许这才是原因
You're not mad at me,
你不是在生我的气
you're mad at yourself.
而是气你自己
No, I'm mad at you.
不我就是生你的气
I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
我是讨厌自己但我还是生你的气
Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.
好吧你生我气我明白
How about we go spend the day together?
何不今天咱一起过
Just the two of us.
就我们俩
We'll go anywhere you want.
你想去哪儿都成
I don't know.
我不知道
Come on.
别这样嘛
Let me take you someplace nice.
我带你去好玩的地方
I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.
我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)
Really, now? With the traffic and the parking?
现在去那交通和停车问题
Okay, fine.
管他的走
The Tar Pits. Let's go.
沥青坑我们来啦
Oh, why can't I stay mad at you?
我怎么就对你没辙呢
Go! Go! Go!
上啊上啊
Go-go-go-go! Yes!
快上太好了
Are you people watching this?
你们没看到吗
Is this amazing or what?
这真是太棒了
Sweetie, that's a highlight
亲爱的现在放的是
from the '98 championship game.
98年冠军赛的比赛集锦
Oh. Did not know that.
我不知道
- How much beer have you had? - None, why?
-你喝了多少 -没喝怎么
Oh. I was just kind of hoping you were drunk.
没啥我只是希望你喝醉了
- Now we're back live. - Okay, yeah.
-现在回到现场直播了 -好
I can see the difference.
我能看出跟之前的差别
Oh, where's the flag? That's intentional grounding.
怎么不掷黄旗那绝对是故意出界
- Totally. - That completely was a forward pass,
-绝对的 -那完全就是个向前传球
Which they threw intentionally incomplete
也就是说他们故意传球不成功
To avoid loss of yardage or to conserve time
以免被罚码数或为了节省时间
I can't believe they're not
我真不敢相信裁判甚至不
Being penalized with the loss of a down
罚掉他们失去一次进攻机会
And by having to move the line of scrimmage
并将启球线
Back to the spot of the foul.
移回到犯规的地方重新开始进攻
Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
来吃块披萨亲爱的
Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
佩妮你知道我有乳糖不耐症的
I know. I just need you stop talking.
我知道我只想让你别说话
Penny. Penny. Penny.
佩妮佩妮佩妮
- Sheldon, come in. - Thank you.
-谢尔顿进来吧 -谢谢
I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread.
我想做三明治但没面包了
There's some in the fridge.
冰箱里有
You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator.
你不该把面包放冰箱里的
Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules,
淀粉分子间的结晶作用会让面包变硬
Which occurs faster at cool temperatures.
在低温条件下这一过程会加速
On Earth, we say "thank you."
在地球上我们都说"谢谢"
So Leonard, how goes the mimesis?
莱纳德鹦鹉学舌得怎么样
"Mimesis"?
鹦鹉学舌
You know. Mimesis.
你知道的鹦鹉学舌
An action in which the mimic takes on the properties
就是鹦鹉学着某个特定的目标或人物
of a specific object or organism.
模仿他们的行为
Mimesis.
鹦鹉学舌
What the hell are you talking about?
你到底在说什么啊
I'm attempting to communicate with you
我是在跟你交流
Without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.
又不想让你周围的人明白
Let me try again.
我再试一次好了
Have the indigenous fauna
这几个"本地物种"
Accepted you as one of their own?
接受你为他们中一员了吗
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
咯吱咯吱使使眼色
Oh, I guess so.
我想是吧
Good. Oh, FYI.
很好顺便提醒你
After I eat my sandwich, I'm taking Koothrappali's
我吃完三明治之后我就带库萨帕里的
Patang kite out for a test run.
帕唐风筝出去试飞一下
Would you like to get your delta-wing raptor and join me?
你想带着你的三角翼猛禽跟我一起去吗
I don't want to fly kites, Sheldon.
谢尔顿我不想去放风筝
We're watching football here.
我们正看球赛呢
I can see that.
我看得出来
I was providing you with an alternative.
只是给你另外一个选择而已
A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.
而且是之前从未在类似情况下提供过的恩惠
Oh, look at that.
快看
The Oklahoma coach throw down a red flag
俄克拉荷马的主教练掷红旗
Indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field.
表明他对场上裁决表示异议
I hope he's right, 'cause if he'not,
希望他是对的不然的话
It'll cost him one of his three time-outs.
他就要付出三次暂停中的一次作为代价了
You know, Leonard, honey,
莱纳德亲爱的
I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon.
你想跟谢尔顿出去斗风筝的话我不介意的
No, I'll watch the end of the game.
不我想看完这比赛
Besides, there's only three minutes left.
再说反正也就剩三分钟了
Until halftime.
上半场剩三分钟
This is justalf?
才到上半场结束
We've been here for hours.
都几个小时了
And you're gonna be here for a couple more.
还得再有几个小时
- Oh, you're kidding me. - No.
-你开什么玩笑 -没开玩笑