生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S03E01

Part 3 Oct. 4, 2019, 1:42 p.m.

哦天哪
What is it?
这是什么
It's a snowflake.
一片雪花
From the North Pole.
北极的雪花
Are you serious?
真的吗
Uh-huh.
是啊
It'll last forever.
永不变质的
I preserved in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
我把它保存在纯净的聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了
Oh, my God.
天哪
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
这是我听到但没能理解的话中
that I didn't understand.
最浪漫的一句
It's actually a pretty simple process.
其实这个过程挺简单的
You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on--
氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于
Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.
红色警报莱纳德谢尔顿跑了
Man, I cannot catch a break.
天我就不能走运一回
So, how do you know he ran way?
你怎么知道他跑了
Well, he's not answering his phone,
他不接电♥话♥
he handed in his resignation at the university
向学校提交了辞职报告
and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."
他还发短♥信♥给我说 “我跑了”
Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.
好吧谢谢你告诉我
Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?
莱纳德你不要做点什么吗
Of course I'm going to do something.
当然要做了
Uh, Howard, you check the comic book
霍华德你去漫画书店看看
Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.
拉杰去泰国饭馆看看
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Oh, damn it
我靠
It's Sheldon's mother.
是谢尔顿他妈
A break cannot be caught.
我算是走不了运了
Hi, Mrs. Cooper.
你好库珀夫人
he is?
是嘛
Sheldon went home to Texas
谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了
Yeah, no, I know he resigned.
是的我知道他辞职了
Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.
是的我想是我们的错
No, no, no. You-you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.
不不不你是对的是要有人跟他谈谈
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
别担心我会处理的
Yeah. All right.
好的好吧
New plan.
新计划
Howard, you and Raj go to Texas.
霍华德你和拉杰特去得克萨斯
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Well, you're not gonna go with them?
你不跟他们一起去吗
Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake
我刚刚送给你雪花
and we were kissing and...
我们正在接吻
Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!
拜托我可不想这时候去得克萨斯
Oh, right, and I do?
你以为我想去
My people already crossed a desert once.
我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]
We're done.
我们不再干了
Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.
相信我你会没事的再见
Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on,
等一下莱纳德
how can you not go? He's your best friend.
你怎么能不去呢他是你最好的朋友
Yeah, but I already saw him naked.
没错但他的裸体我已经看过了
I promise I will be he when you get back.
我保证我会等着你回来
Just go help Sheldon.
放心去帮谢尔顿吧
Really?
真的
Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.
是啊我们已经等了几个月了再等几天又有何妨
Maybe you can.
你也许能等
Go.
快去
Boy, you cannot catch a break, can you?
天你算是走不了运了
- Here you go, Shelly.- Thanks, Mom.
-给你谢利 -谢谢妈
Hold your horses, young man.
等等年轻人
- Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.- Aw, Mom.
-这里是德克萨斯州饭前得先祈祷 -妈
This is not California, land of the heathen.
又不是在加利福尼亚都是异教♥徒♥
Gimme.
手给我
- By His hand we are all... - ...fed.
-上帝恩赐同胞 -汗血
- Give us, Lord, our daily... - ...bread.
-欢喜领受为人 -服役
- Please know that we are truly... - ...grateful.
-我们会食同心 -感谢
- For every cup and every... - ...plateful. Amen.
-一粥一饭来处 -不易阿门 [基♥督♥教谢饭歌♥]
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
也没什么难的是吧
My objection was based on considerations
我拒绝是基于个人意愿
Other than difficulty.
而不是难度
Whatever. Jesus still loves you.
不管怎样耶稣仍然爱你
Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.
谢谢你帮我在烤芝士三明治上刻了个笑脸
Oh, I know how to take care of my baby.
我知道怎么关心我的宝贝
His eyes cames out a little thin,
他的眼睛烤得有点细
But you can just pretend he's Chinese.
不过你可以把他假想为中国人
Do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends?
想谈谈你跟你朋友们怎么回事吗
- They're not my friends. - All right.
-他们才不是我朋友 -好吧
If you recall, when you were little,
回想一下你小的时候
we sat right here at this very spot
我们也是就坐在这里
We talked about some of the problems
也是这样谈起
That you had get in along with the neighbor kids.
你和邻居家孩子们相处上的一些问题
That was different.
那不同
They were threatened by my intelligence
他们是因我的智慧而感受到威胁
And too stupid to know that's why they hated me.
又蠢得不知道这点因此才恨我的
Oh baby, they knew very well why they hate you.
宝贝他们很清楚自己为什么恨你
I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat.
真不敢相信你还真买♥♥了顶红色牛仔帽
Hello? I'm wearing a red turtleneck
配我里面穿的红色高领毛衣啊
Plus, it was the only boys' large they had.
再说童装大号♥的只有这个色
I'm sorry, this does not look like Texas.
抱歉可这真不像德克萨斯
Where's the tumbleweeds? Whe's the saloons?
风滚草呢小酒馆呢 [老电影中德州常见景象]
Saloons?
小酒馆
Yeah, like in the movies I saw growing up in India.
对像我从小在印度看的电影里那种
You know, uh, Four for Texas, Yellow Rose of Texes.
比如《德州四杰》[1963年老电影]《德克萨斯的黄玫瑰》[民歌♥]
This neighborhood is more likeTexas Chainsaw
这附近更像是电锯版的德州
I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.
我原指望能看到牛仔赶牛
What can I tell you?
怎么说呢
They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there.
那边那家贼大的好市多[连锁超♥市♥] 可能会有牛排出♥售♥
Will you please take that stupid hat off?
能不能把那顶讨厌的帽子给摘了
No, I want to blend in.
不行我得入乡随俗
To what? Toy Story?
入什么乡玩具总动员
Hi, boys.
你们好孩子们
- Howdy, ma'am. - Howdy to you too.You got here quick..
-你好女士[牛仔常用] -你们也好来得够快的
- We took the red-eye. - Well, come on in.
-我们坐长途夜航♥班♥机来的 -快请进
Thank you kindly.
衷心感谢
Can .. Can I get you something to drink?
想喝点什么吗
Uh, no, thank you.
不用了谢谢
If you don't mind,I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer.
不介意的话我很想见识下孤星啤酒[德州特产]
There's no alcohol in this household.
我们家禁止饮酒
Stop talking like that and lose the hat.
别这么说话[指他学德州口音] 把帽子摘了
Sorry, I'll take a diet Yoo-Hoo if you have it.
抱歉有的话给我杯低糖哟呵[巧克力饮料]
You'll take a Coke.
就给你可乐吧
What about you? Radge, isn't it?
你呢你叫拉吉[名字搞错了啦] 对吗
Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies?
还是不敢跟女的讲话是吧
Because, you know, at our church,
我们教堂里
We have a woman who's an amazing healer.
有位女士是位了不起的治疗师
Mostly she does, uh, crutch and wheelchair people,
多数时候她都在治疗柱拐杖和坐轮椅的
But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot
但我敢打赌她一定愿意试试帮你治疗
At whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you.
不管你中的是什么第三世界的邪
Uh, if you don't mind, Mrs. Cooper,
请原谅库珀夫人
There's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angele
三点零五分有班直达返回洛杉矶的航♥班♥
And you have no idea how much I want to be on it.
你无法想象我有多想搭上这班飞机
A girl?
赶着见女孩子
Uh, yes, ma'am.
是的女士
Oh, good. I been praying for you.
很好我一直在为你祈祷
Oh, Sheldon.
谢尔顿
What are they doing here?
他们来这干嘛
We came to apologize.
我们是来道歉的
- Again. - And bring you home.
-再次道歉 -并带你回去
So, why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back
何不快去收拾东西我们这就回去
No, this is my home now.
不要现在这里就是我的家
Thanks to you, my career is over
拜你们所赐我的职业生涯完了
And I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas