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美味和沃森一直说
Taystee and Watson have been talking about
想转移到保管处去
wanting to get transferred to custodial.
-保管处 -对
- Custodial? - Yeah.
她们想跟那个辛迪一起 我是说
They wanna be with their girl, that girl Cindy. I mean, you...
那里有两个西班牙裔姑娘
There're a couple of Spanish girls in custodial.
也许你可以跟卡普托说说
Maybe you could talk to Caputo and, you know,
把她们转到厨房♥去
have them transferred to the kitchen.
这样我就能想办法了
Maybe I could work with that.
怎样
Huh?
拜托
Oh, fuck, come on, man.
行
Fine.
你先证明你会清理浴室
Show me you could clear the bathroom,
然后我就去和卡普托说
and then I'll talk to Caputo.
你自己也振作点 我他妈都没揍你
And get yourself together 'cause, Jesus, I didn't even fucking hit you.
海利先生 你要见我
Mr. Healy, you wanted to see me?
关门
Door.
我在给你申请三天的准假
I'm submitting you for a three-day furlough.
不保证一定会批 但我会尽力而为
There are no guarantees, but I'm gonna do my best to try to push it forward.
你是要住未婚夫那儿吧
I'm assuming that you're gonna be staying with your fianc?.
我得把地址写下
I need to write down an address.
行 好
Yes. Of course.
你要给他打电♥话♥确认一下吗
Would you like to call him to make sure?
我马上就去
I'll call right away.
谢谢你 海利先生
Thank you, Mr. Healy.
至少该试一试
I think it's only fair we give it a shot.
这是我该做的
It's the least we can do.
查普曼
And, Chapman.
你是我的责任
I'm responsible for you.
乔
Hey! Joe!
早 海利
What's up, Healy?
昨晚我可高兴了 你们真棒
I had a lot of fun last night. You guys were amazing.
谢谢捧场
Right, thanks for coming out.
这个工作转移 请你签字
I need you to sign this work transfer.
有两个姑娘从保管处转移
I'm moving a couple of girls from custodial.
弗洛雷斯和桑切斯
Flores and Sanchez.
行 那样保管处不会缺人吗
Okay. But won't that leave custodial shorthanded?
会再找人 曼多萨要人到厨房♥帮忙
Yeah, we'll figure that out. Mendoza needs help in the kitchen.
行
Okay.
我已经开始期待下周二了
I'm already looking forward to next Tuesday.
-好 -副乳周二会
- Right. - Side Boob Tuesdays.
-多谢 -见到你很高兴 卡普多
- Thanks, Healy. - Good seeing you, Capu dawg.
张 你核实过吗
Chang, are you confirming these bangs,
还是就相她一句话了
or are you just taking her word for it?
我不管你们 我只管记数
I don't smell fingers. I just write numbers.
她已经5分了 你零蛋
She got five points. You, zilcho.
行 已经三天了
All right, it's been three days.
除非她能无性繁殖 但那几乎不可能
I mean, unless she's cloning herself, that seems highly unlikely.
游戏而已 尼古拉斯
It's just a game, Nichols.
那要公平竞争才叫游戏啊
Yeah, but it's not a game unless it's being played fairly.
什么味
What's that smell?
尼古拉斯 你换香水了
Nichols, you got a new fragrance?
没错 是不顾一切味
Oh, yeah, it's desperation.
你还是洗干净吧 姑娘闻了就掉头了
You might wanna wash because girls turn right off when they smell that.
我这手指闻起来像个破网球
My finger smells like an old tennis ball.
操蛋 在骚♥逼♥长官身上浪费了两天
God, I screwed myself. I mean, two days I wasted on Officer Twat Tease.
-你目标太高了 -我太自大了
- You were too ambitious. - I was arrogant.
傲慢自大
It's a classic story of hubris.
我就像还没操到太阳手指就融化掉的伊卡洛斯
I'm like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun.
你可以跟别人说她有疱疹
You could always tell people she got herpes.
这样不错吧
It's good, isn't it? Eh?
大家总是不记得我喜欢恶作剧
People always forget to remember I'm tricksy, huh?
还没完
It ain't over yet.
-不到最后就没完 -我喜欢这歌♥
- Ah, it's not over till it's over. - Oh, I love that song.
但疱疹也太老土了
But herpes is way too pedestrian.
要不就说得了那个新淋病吧
Maybe I'll say it's that new super gonorrhea.
我也看到消息了
Oh, yeah, I read about that.
-先生留步 -费歇尔 早
- Excuse me, sir? - Oh, Fischer. Good morning.
早 能问你一个问题吗
Good morning, sir. Do you mind if I ask you a question?
你说
Of course.
关于我们的监视
It's about our surveillance.
监控摄像头吗 都没问题
If it's about our video cameras, they all work.
你就这么对犯人们说
That's what you should tell the inmates.
不是 是电♥话♥
Oh, no, it's about our phones.
有没有谁监听犯人的通话
Do we have anyone who monitors inmate calls?
都记录在电脑上
Well, it's all recorded in a computer.
有需要我们才会听
We only review it when there's a reason.
难道不用做随机抽查吗
Don't you think we should do random check-ins?
当然要 我们抽查了
Yes. And we do.
要让他们这么觉得 不过这事不打紧
Again, they should think we do. But it's not exactly a priority.
况且有一半人都用西班牙语
And half of those conversations are in Spanish.
[西班牙语: 我的西班牙语说得可好了]
Yo hablo espanol muy bueno, sir.
喂
Hello?
利奇菲尔德女子监狱一位犯人想要联♥系♥你
An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you.
接听 请安1
To accept this call, please press "One."
-莱瑞 -是 一切安好吗
- Larry? - Yes. Is everything all right?
都很好
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
方便说话吗
Is this a good time?
方便
Of course.
我爸爸跟我说了芝加哥和关禁闭的事
My dad, he told me about Chicago and the SHU.
天哪 帕波 对不起
God, Piper, I'm so sorry.
这不是你的错
It's not your fault.
你确定现在方便
Are you sure that this is a good time?
我感觉你准备去哪里
It sounds like you're going somewhere.
不 我准备回家
No, no. I'm heading home.
我刚刚跟波丽在一起 我们终于吃到百吉圈了
I was with Polly. We finally had a bag-nut.
什么是百吉圈
What's a bag-nut?
就像百吉饼加甜甜圈
It's like a bagel crossed with a donut.
现在可火了
It's this big craze right now.
我们排了两小时的队
We had to wait in line for, like, two hours for it.
结果只是个加糖霜的百吉饼而已
Turns out it's a bagel with frosting on it.
我已经忘了这样挥霍自♥由♥的感觉了
I forgot what's it like to have all that freedom to waste.
是啊 我在挥霍自♥由♥
Yep. I waste my freedom,
不过我去树墩城咖啡时带了自己的杯子
but I bring my own cup to Stumptown.
帕波 你早先怎么不打电♥话♥来
Piper, why didn't you call sooner?
我们分了
We broke up?
我猜我一直都想着
And I guess I've been imagining
我能成为一个不需要依靠任何人的人
I could be this person who doesn't depend on anybody.
或者让任何人依靠我
Or lets anybody depend on me.
听到你的声音真好
It's nice to hear your voice.
听到你的声音真好
Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice.
我很想你
I've missed you.
我也很想你 莱瑞
I've missed you, too, Larry.
也不是这么糟
It's not that bad.
天哪
Man!
现在不用跟人共享了
Now we don't have to share with anyone.
分离了 太好了 就是差了一点
Segregation. Awesome. Separate, but way shittier.
长远看这样更好
Well, this is better in the long run.
我们自己的浴室 我们自己做主
Our own bathroom that we control.
"淋浴时间不超过30秒"
"Showers will be limited to 30 seconds"?
靠 这么点时间我光洗下面都不够
Man, I can't even wash my twat in that amount of time.
-搞什么 维 -相信我 小姑娘
- What? Vee! - Trust me, baby girl.
我无所谓
Man, I don't care.
只要不用再排队
As long as I don't have to wait in line anymore.
要是再因为迟到被记过 我就要回紧闭室了
I get one more shot for being late, I'm back in SHU.
我他妈可受不了
I can't fucking handle that.
你迟到 我迟到
You late, I'm late.
也许黑人就是没法准时
Maybe black folk do got a problem with bein' punctual.
美味 沃森 关于你们的工作
Taystee, Watson, about your work assignments.
会有点变动
Gonna be a little change.
-她今天一岁了 -是啊
- So she's one today? - Yeah.
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