迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S01E24
Part 3
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:39 p.m.
Ever heard of knocking? Ever heard of knocking it off?
没听说过敲门吗 没听说过适可而止吗
And why you dragging your feet? You know you love that girl.
干嘛放慢脚步 你知道你是爱她的
I do. I just wanna know I can take care of her,
我是爱她 我只想确定我能照顾她
be the kind of guy she deserves.
能成为她想要的那种男人
Don't waste too much time trying to be a better man.
别浪费太多时间提升自己
You ain't never gonna be one without a good woman.
没有个好女人你不会成功的
And what are the chances
你觉得天上会
of lightning hitting this big barn again?
再次掉馅饼到你头上吗
Well, I can honestly say, I am not done with my bachelorhood.
坦白的说 我还没过够单身生活呢
Yeah, Carl McMillan has a lot of living and loving left to do.
大好生活和美好爱情等着Carl McMillan呢
Then you need to get out of my closet and go find a woman.
那你就远离我的壁橱 出去找个女人
Shoot, I have to cover my
要是我想回来拿个雨伞
eyes to even reach in and grab an umbrella.
还得蒙着眼睛
I mean, I know Mike loves me. And I love him.
我知道迈克很爱我 我也很爱他
And when the topic of marriage came up,
可是当谈到结婚时
I could have just let it go.
我本可以不说的
Now you know for next time.
至少你下次知道该怎么做了
No, it's already out there. It's in his head. Marriage.
不 已经谈完了 现在他就那样想了 结婚
I even said I wanna have kids some day.
我甚至说我以后想要小孩
Guys never wanna hear that.
男的可不喜欢听到这个
Especially when they're already married and have kids.
特别是当他们已经结婚并且有孩子的时候
I should have just left well enough alone.
我应该留出足够的空间的
But I had to push it. I
但是我就是冲动了
always have to take charge and guys hate that.
总想掌握主导权 可是男的却讨厌这样
Unless you wear a bustier and hold a riding crop.
除非你穿上紧身衣手拿马鞭
Then they practically beg for it.
他们就会跪求主导的
How does that help me? I'm just saying, guys are weird.
那样做有什么用 只是说说 男人很奇怪
The important thing is that Mike and I are happy...
重要的是Mike和我过得开心
...and that should be enough. - Absolutely.
那就够了 那是
But it's not.
但那不够
Now I want it all and I wanna know that I'm getting it all.
现在我想要全部 还想知道我已经得到了全部
He wants the same thing. He'll come around to it eventually.
他也想结婚啊 最终会回心转意的
He doesn't know what he wants.
关键是他不知道他想要什么
He couldn't make a decision between a restaurant and a movie.
是吃饭还是看电影他都犹豫不决
We shared a Lean Cuisine while watching Ice Trucker reruns.
我们甚至一边吃瘦身特餐一边看雪地大卡车的重播
It's up to you to tell him what he wants.
关键是你要告诉他他想要什么
No, I can't do that.
不行 我不能那样做
That makes me a pushy broad. He's gotta come to it on his own.
我可不能推波助澜 他得自己想要
You said he can't come to it on his own. No, he's useless.
你说了他没法自己决定 对 他真没用
But you still wanna marry him?
但是你仍然想和他结婚对吧
Of course. I love him.
当然 我爱他
Okay, if we're going to keep talking...
好吧 如果我们还要继续说下去
...I need to be way higher than I am right now.
那我需要来点动力了
Continue.
说吧
What do you mean, you can't help me find my dog?
你说什么 你不能帮我找到狗
You're the Fire Department...
你们可是消防部
Not a priority?
不是你们的首要任务
But greasing your big, muscly chests and posing for calendars is?
那挺着胸肌为拍摄日历搔首弄姿就是
What the hell happened?
发生什么事了
I let Dennis take Jim for a walk and he lost him.
我叫Dennis带Jim去溜达一会儿 结果弄丢了
I'm sure he's fine. He's
我相信它没事 可能在
probably sleeping under the Gundersons' shed.
Gundersons的棚子里面睡着了
No, he ran away to make a point.
没有 它是带着意见出走了
Mom, come on.
好了 老妈
This was his house and I brought another man into it.
这是它的家 我却带了另一个男人回来
Now he's punishing me.
它是在惩罚我
I highly doubt that it's personal.
我可不觉得这是个人恩怨
Everything's personal with Jim.
我跟Jim之间满是个人恩怨
I think the world of him.
他是我的整个世界
But he knows what my buttons are and he knows how to push them.
但它知道我的弱点在哪里 也知道怎么利用
Well, the prodigal dog has returned.
浪狗回头了
Jim. Oh! Ew.
吉姆 噢
Jim, he rolled in some unidentified fecal matter.
Jim滚进一些不明粪便里面了
And what is not matted in
没卷进它毛里面的
his fur I believe is lodged between his teeth.
也肯定在它牙缝里
Thanks for finding him. What are you thanking him for?
谢谢你找到了他 你谢他干吗
He's the reason he got lost in the first place.
可是他先把狗给弄丢了的
Mom, take it easy. Everything's fine now.
老妈 淡定 事情都解决了
I understand your anger.
我理解你的愤怒
It was foolish of me to take him off leash at the park...
我真笨 在公园不应该把链子解开的
...so that he and I might cavort freely.
我是想让它像我一样自♥由♥
Foolish? It was idiotic.
笨 简直就是白♥痴♥
You almost lost the most precious thing in the world to me.
你差点把我在这世界上最珍贵的东西给弄丢了
Second most precious. Uhhuh.
第二珍贵 是的
Come on, Jim. Let's get the possum scat out of your fur.
来 Jim 把你毛里的负鼠粪便都弄掉
Possum?
负鼠
Your mother sure does know her animal dung.
你妈可真了解动物粪便
As soon as she cools off, I'm sure everything will be fine.
等她冷静下来就没事了
I hope so.
希望如此吧
Your mother and I have had our
我跟你♥妈♥的♥地下恋情
romance on slow simmer for seven years now...
到现在都七年了
...and I'd hate to see it bubble over...
我不想让这段感情走向尽头
...just because Jim chased a squirrel into a poop pipe.
就因为Jim追一只松鼠掉进了下水道
Seven years?
7年
Your mother's a sensitive and delicate flower...
你妈妈是一朵敏感又娇嫩的花朵
...handily disguised by a hateful and abusive demeanor.
只是一直巧妙地伪装成令人讨厌又无理的人
Well, I do know she was pretty broken up when my dad left...
我很清楚我爸爸去世的时候她伤透了心
...and I'm guessing she just doesn't wanna be hurt again.
她只是不想再一次伤心
Interesting.
真有趣
Does your unwillingness to commit to your girlfriend...
你不愿向你的女朋友作出承诺
...make you a chip off the old block?
你们真是一个模子里刻出来的
Not that I'm calling your mother an old block.
我不是说你妈是个老模子
She's more stocky.
她要结实一些
I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it.
我不知道 我还真没有想过
Love is a frightening thing, isn't it, Mikey?
爱情是一个可怕的事情 不是吗 Mikey
Yes, it is.
是的
Almost as bad as being buried up to your neck...
几乎跟被活埋到脖子并且还要
...and trying to keep rats from chewing off your eyelids.
赶走啃你眼皮的老鼠一样可怕
Wow, did that really happen to you? Sure did.
你真的遇到过那样的事吗 当然
I guess high school was tough for everybody.
我想高中对每个人来说都很艰难吧
We have to do this right now?
一定要现在做吗
Need to clear the air with Molly...
必须要跟Molly说清楚
...let her know why I'm dragging my feet. I owe her that much.
让她明白我为什么放慢脚步 我欠她的
Miss Flynn? Mike, what are you doing here?
Flynn小姐 Mike 你来这儿干嘛
Sorry, I need to have a word with your teacher.
对不起啊 我要和你们老师说会儿话
Can't this wait? I need to tell you something.
就不能等一下吗 我要告诉你一些事
All right, quiet study time.
那好吧 大家安静自习
Books open, mouths closed.
打开书 闭上嘴
What's up? I love you, Molly.
怎么了 我爱你 莫利
Hahaha. Quiet!
哈哈哈 保持安静
I love you too. Now get out of here. I'm not done.
我也爱你 你先出去 我还没说完
I also want you to know
我也想让你知道
that I'm really happy with what we've got.
和你在一起真的很开心
Absolutely. And there's no reason to rush into anything...
当然 不过我们不用着急
...until we're both sure we're ready.
等我们俩都准备好再说
It would appear I'm ready.
事实证明我已经准备好了
Shut up! Shut up!
闭嘴 快闭嘴
Really?
真的吗
Molly Flynn, will you marry me?
Molly Flynn 你愿意嫁给我吗
Are you sure this is really what you want?
你确定这真是你想要的
I'd get down on my knees, but I'm not sure I could get back up.
我想跪下求婚 但是我可不确定能不能站起来
Seriously, I don't want you to feel pressured into anything.
说真的 我不想你觉得有任何压力
I don't. In fact, I haven't
没有压力 实际上 这么久以来
felt this sure about anything in a long time.
我都没有如此肯定一件事了
Is that a "Yes"? Yeah. Yes.
你答应了吗 嗯 是的
People, please, pipe down. Having a precious moment.
同学们 保持安静 享受这宝贵的时刻
When did you get this ring?
你什么时候买♥♥的戒指
About two weeks after I met you.
大概是遇到你两周后
Look at me. I'm gonna be a best man.
看看我 我要当伴郎了
If someone would've told me a year ago...
如果一年前有人告诉我
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