迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E03

Part 3 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

Until then, I go where I please.
不然我想上哪就上哪
Pays 200 dollars a month in rent...
一个月才200块房♥租
...and he gonna start telling me where I can and cannot go.
就开始给我设禁区
Now, Michael, what happened with this girl?
那Michael 你和那个妹子到底怎么了
I don't know, we just didn't make a connection.
我不知道我觉得我们之间没有什么共同点
I see. You didn't make a connection.
我知道了你们没共同点
Yeah, you know, our world views don't jibe.
是啊我们的世界观都不一致
Your world views don't jibe?
你们的世界观不一致
Exactly.
嗯
Now, Michael, I'd like to see you in heaven too...
Michael 我也想将来在天堂看到你
...but lying to an old lady ain't gonna get you there.
但是对老太太撒谎可是进不了天堂的
She beat me at bowling.
玩保龄球的时候她完胜我
You're kidding me?
你开玩笑吧
I don't mean just beat me.
我的意思不仅是完胜我
I mean, she covered my ass in Pledge and wiped the floor with it.
我的意思是我输得简直一败涂地了
But the bowling alley's your home court advantage.
但是保龄球馆一直是你有主场优势啊
Only place you got left to shine is
除此之外你唯一值得炫耀的
House of Pies.
只有一房♥间的派了
Hush up, black Gilligan.
闭嘴Gilligan 你个小黑
Continue, Michael.
继续说 Michael
It's not just that. She was
不仅如此她还
showing off and speaking in different languages.
炫耀她会的各种外语
You mean in tongues? Like the Pentecostals?
你是说像发表五旬节方言演说那样吗
No, like French and German and Shakespeare.
不是是法语德语还有莎士比亚的名言
Oh, good.
哦那还不错
Because I been to a tent
我曾经参加过一个复兴集♥会♥
revival and that mess will put you off Jesus.
那场景混乱的让你简直想弃耶稣而去
So if I hear you correctly,
所以如果我没听错的话
what's upsetting you is you had a date...
你难过是因为
...with a smart, capable
你在和一个聪明有能力的
young woman and it threatened your masculinity.
年轻姑娘约会而她却伤了你的大男子气概
No. No.
没有才不是
Oh, Michael...
算了吧 Michael
...why is it you boys get so intimidated by strong women?
为什么你们这些男人就那么怕女人比自己强呢
Want us all to just be dumb and grateful.
就希望我们女人又笨又贤惠的
No, I don't want dumb.
不我才不想要笨女人
I am a fan of grateful.
我喜欢贤惠的姑娘
Please. When's the last time you laid your eyes on grateful?
得了吧你什么时候看上过贤惠的
Let me tell you something, Michael...
我告诉你点事 Michael
...you gotta embrace the beauty of a strong, independent woman.
你应该赶紧把这个坚强独♥立♥的女人追到手
If it was me, I'd cut my losses and move on.
如果我是你的话我就长痛不如短痛
I guess we know why you're in the bathroom on a Friday night...
我想我知道了为什么你在周五晚上要躲进浴室
...shaving your head with my Lady Schick.
用我的刮毛刀偷偷的剃你的头了
And I pray to God that's all you were shaving.
我还像上帝祷告说你只是在剃头而已
Now, Michael, do you have feelings for this girl?
Michael 你对这姑娘还有感觉吗
Yeah, I guess I do.
是的我想还有感觉
Well, then you need to stop behaving
好的那么你就不要表现的
like a petulant child.
像个任性的小屁孩了
Go back to her, tell her
过去找她告诉她
what's in your heart and how you really feel.
你心里的想法和你真实的感受
Yuck, really?
真的要说吗
Take it from me, you show her that side of you...
听我的没错你这样对她
...and she will open up like a flower.
她肯定也会对你如此的
Because there ain't nothing sexier in the world...
因为世上最性感的事就是
...than a secure man being honest with his woman.
一个男人对他心仪的女人敞开心扉
Baby, you coming back to bed?
亲爱的准备睡觉了么
Now, that man is honest as the day is long.
看我的男人一直都是很诚实
And had he not been honest,
如果他不诚实
I never would've found out he was long.
我又怎么会知道他属于持久型呢
God, I love your grandma.
天我爱死你奶奶了
You may not believe this now,
你也许不会相信
but you'll get over this man.
但你很快就会忘了这个男人的
Yes, you will. And you'll find somebody else.
是的你会的你还会找到另一个男人
Somebody sweet and kind and loving...
另一个帅气爱你怜香惜玉的
And single. I'd try single for the next one.
而且还是单身的我会试着和单身的约会
You know, just to shake things up a little bit.
你知道么重新振作再次出发
Molly, your sister's hurting.
Molly 你姐还伤心着心呐
This is no time to play Monday morning quarterback.
现在不是当马后炮的时候
She's had one of those. And he was married.
她还不是和这种人交往过他还是结了婚的
She has been doing this her whole life.
她一辈子都在做这种事
She gets mixed up with emotionally unavailable men...
总是和那些有妇之夫搅合在一起
...and wonders why they broke her heart.
还在想着为什么受伤的总是自己
He's not emotionally unavailable.
他才不是什么已婚男
He's an alcoholic, there's a difference.
他是个酒鬼这不一样的
Oh, my mistake. Oh, he's drunk and married.
哦好吧我口误了他是个已婚的酒鬼
That's a guy you can count on.
这真是个靠得住的男人啊
Why are you being so mean to me?
你为什么对我这么刻薄
Is she on a new diet?
她是不是在尝试新的节食方法
Yeah, I'm on the
不错我正在尝试
"Not swallowing any more of your crap" Diet.
"不在为你的烂事心力交瘁法"
Oh, Mom, please. Give her a cookie or something.
哦妈妈给她吃点儿饼干什么的吧
Molly, you need to calm
Molly 你需要冷静下来
down and just be supportive of your sister.
好好安慰你姐姐
Are you kidding? That's all
你在搞笑吗
I ever do around here is support my sister.
一直以来我都在这安慰我姐
What about me? Who supports me when I'm hurting?
那我呢我受伤的时候谁来安慰我一下
Well, why are you hurting?
那你为什么受伤了
Oh, I don't know.
哦我也不大清楚
Maybe because I had a date with a guy I really liked.
也许是因为我和一个我真的很喜欢的人在约会
A single guy.
一个真正单身的男人
And it was a complete train wreck.
但是却弄得一团糟
Well, you'll be fine. You're a rock.
你会好起来的你像石头一样坚强
I don't wanna be the rock anymore. Let somebody else be the rock.
我不想当坚强的那个了就让别人坚强好了
I wanna be the hot one that gets taken care of...
我只想当一个被人温柔呵护的
...and everybody wants to have sex with.
让所有人意淫的性感女人
Oh, Molly,
哦 Molly
it's not as glamorous as it looks.
那种女人其实没看上去那么风光
It's really not.
真的
Look, Molly,
听着 Molly
I'm really sorry about how I behaved.
我为我刚刚的所作所为道歉
Keep in mind that I'm a cop.
你知道的我是个警♥察♥
My life is on the line every
每天都生活在命悬一线中
day and that can wind a man up pretty tight.
这种压力搞得人好紧张
So sometimes you get the teddy
有时候你得到的是泰迪熊
bear and sometimes you get the rattlesnake.
有时候你摸到的是响尾蛇
That's good.
这样说挺好的
Okay, let's do this.
好了开始行动吧
Victoria,
Victoria
what're you doing with that hairspray and lighter?
你拿着发胶和打火机干什么
Back off! Molly, code blue!
退后 Molly 蓝色警报
What the hell's going on?
这什么情况
I'm gonna set that bastard on fire and you can't stop me.
我要放火烧了那个混球你们阻挡不了我
Oh, my God! Put it down!
哦我的神啊把东西放下
Put it down.
把东西放下
Step aside, ladies, I got this.
退后女士们我来搞定这个
What are you doing here?
你在这干嘛
not now, Let me do my job.
等会儿让我先搞定这个
Victoria, give me the hair spray and the lighter.
Victoria 把发胶和打火机给我
No, he's gotta pay!
不他得付出代价
Listen, I understand you're upset,
听着我知道你很伤心
but revenge is not the answer.
但是报复不是最佳选择
I loved him and he broke my heart.
我爱他但他却伤透了我的心
I understand, sweetie.
我懂甜心
Sometimes we all suffer disappointment and humiliation.
有时候我们会经历一些失意和侮辱
Can't help it if I'm a good bowler.
保龄球打得好又不是我的错
You're a great bowler. And I'll get back to you on that.
你保龄球打的相当好但是这事一会儿再说
Listen, I know guys act really stupid sometimes.
听着我知道男人有时候就会做蠢事
I certainly did tonight.
我今晚就做了
Okay.
好吧
It's not an excuse to turn some guy's face into burnt lasagna.
但是这也不至于把那个人的脸烧成烤面吧