迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E23

Part 3 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:39 p.m.

Suck it up. We're being supportive.
认了吧我们是来支持她的
Do they serve wine before or just during?
他们是在之前还是期间提供红酒
It's a Baptist church. They don't serve wine.
这是个浸礼会他们不提供酒
So BYOB? There's no wine.
所以得自带酒水吗这不许喝酒
Well, then I have to ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
那我不禁自问 "耶稣会怎么做呢"
I think dude would go burn one in the parking lot.
我想那哥们会去停车场干一瓶
No. You already burned one in the car.
别了你在车上已经喝一瓶了
So glad you could make it, sister.
非常高兴你能来姊妹
Brother Michael, Sister Molly. Dumbass Carl.
兄弟Michael 姊妹Molly 笨蛋Carl
I hope after the service, join us in the rectory for cake,
仪式结束后可以同我们在教区长住处享用蛋糕
pie and good Christian fellowship.
派还可广交基♥督♥徒
But no wine, right? Not on the premises.
但是没有酒是吗在室内不行
We could hit a liquor store and drive to the beach.
我们可以找家酒品店然后开车去海边
If the spirit moves you, I can
如果上帝感化了你我可以
baptize you in the healing waters of Lake Michigan.
用密歇根湖的治愈之水为你施洗礼
Did you happen to bring a white Tshirt? I'm afraid not.
你有带白色T恤衫吗恐怕没有
That's cool. I got a few in the trunk of my car.
正好我汽车的后备箱里还有几件
Carlton, you need to get your robe on
Carlton 你得穿上长袍
and take over the keyboard for Sister Shirese.
去帮姊妹Shirese负责电子琴
She's sweating something fierce...
她现在汗流浃背
...and the whole sanctuary smells like Remy Martin.
整个教堂闻起来都像是人头马的味道
All right, Grandma. If you sit up close,
好吧奶奶如果你坐的近点
you can watch me work my magic on the organ.
你会观赏到我在电子琴上的魔力
Get your perverted self in that sanctuary.
带着你那邪恶的私心快进去吧
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?
我和你说过什么让耶稣做你的月老
As we read in First Corinthians chapter 13, verse 11:
正如我们在哥林多前书13章 11节读到的
"When I was a child, I spoke like a child." CROWD: Yes.
"我做孩子的时候话语象孩子" "是的"
"I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child."
"心思象孩意念像孩子"
Yes.
是的
"But when I became an adult, I put an end to my childish ways."
"既成了人就把孩子的事丢弃了"
Yes.
是的
How much longer is this thing gonna go on?
这还要持续多久啊
Shh. I'm hungry.
嘘我饿了
You sure you don't have a cough drop or a piece of gum?
你真的没有块止咳糖或是口香糖吗
We ate before we left the house.
我们出门之前吃过了
Yeah, skim milk and puffed rice. That's just food-shaped air.
是脱脂牛奶和爆米花那还不够塞牙缝的呢
Could you guys be quiet? God's talking.
你俩能安静点吗上帝在讲话
Sweetie, you realize that man is not actually God.
亲爱的你该知道那男人不是真的上帝
I know. It's one of his helpers, like Santa Claus.
我知道他是上帝的助手之一就像圣诞老人
"I was hungry and you gave me food.
"我饿了你们给了我吃的
I was thirsty and you gave me drink."
我渴了你们给了我喝的"
I'm in hell. You don't have anything to eat?
我现在深陷地狱啊你一点吃的都没有吗
I have two butter rum Life Savers. You can have one of them.
我有两块黄油朗姆酒味的糖可以分你一块
I knew you were holding out on me.
我就知道你会瞒着我的
Lying in the house of God. Real nice.
在神殿里撒谎真的不错
And when you rest in the bosom of the Lord,
当你安息在主的怀抱中
brothers and sisters...
兄弟姐♥妹♥们♥
...you shall be saved. Amen.
你们得救了 "阿门"
When you walk with God, ha-ha-ha, you will never walk alone...
当你与上帝同行时哈哈哈你永远不会独行
...for he is right there beside you,
他就陪在你的身边
keeping you on the path to righteousness.
使你归入正途
Oh, testify.
我们见证
You don't have to have all the answers in life.
你不必找到生活中的所有答案
You see, because only the savior knows...
因为只有救世主才知晓
...what this great journey has in store for all of us.
未来会有怎样伟大的征程等着我们
Trust in him, open your heart and you shall be empty no more.
信任他敞开心扉你就不再空虚
And now let us welcome back Sister Rosetta...
现在让我们有请姊妹Rosetta
...to lead us in our closing hymn.
为我们领唱最后的赞美诗
Stop. Now, let's go. That's enough.
停下快点闹够了吧
**Lord way down here*
*上帝降临这里
**In this sinful world*
*在这罪恶的世间
**No one can help us But you Lord above*
*我们无人能助只有你我的上帝
**Help me, Lord Jesus. Give me more grace*
*帮帮我耶稣赐予我更多的恩惠
**I need your power To help me run this race*
*我需要你赐的力量助我跑完人生路
**Help me, Jesus Help me, Jesus*
*帮帮我耶稣帮帮我耶稣
**Help me, Jesus Help me, Lord*
*帮帮我耶稣帮帮我上帝
**Beggin' you, Jesus To help me run this race*
*恳求你耶稣助我跑完人生路
I don't need to give myself
我不必把自己奉献给
to a man or have a baby or join the Army.
一个男人一个婴儿或是军队
No, you don't. No, I need to give myself to God.
是的你不必对我要把自己献给上帝
Well... Here I come, God.
这个我来了上帝
**Well, well, well, well Lord, way down here*
*喔喔喔喔上帝降临这里
**In this sinful world No one can help us*
*在这个罪恶的世间我们无人能助
**But you, Lord above*
*只有你我的上帝
**Help me, Lord Jesus*
*帮帮我耶稣
**Give me your grace*
*赐我更多的恩惠
Good luck, Lord. This one's a handful.
好运吧上帝这货很难管
**To help me win this race*
*助我跑完人生路
**Help me, Jesus Help me, Jesus*
*帮帮我耶稣帮帮我耶稣
**Help me, Jesus Help me, Lord*
*帮帮我耶稣帮帮我上帝
**Beggin' you, Jesus Help me run this race*
*恳求你耶稣助我跑完人生路
Do we really have to wait for Victoria?
我们真的要等Victoria回来吗
Mike, it's her birthday.
Mike 今天是她生日
I'm just saying, I know how
我是说我知道
we can suck the middle out this whole thing...
怎样吸空中间
...and she'd never know.
而且她不会发现
Eat your rice cake.
吃你的米饼吧
Blech.
呸
How long do you think this religion thing is gonna stick?
你觉得宗教这事她能坚持多久
I don't know. Over the years, she's been a Buddhist,
不知道这些年她信过佛教
an Orthodox Jew, a Rastafarian.
正统犹太教拉斯特法里教
And during a two-hour
在丹佛机场中途停靠
layover at the Denver Airport, a Hare Krishna.
的两个小时里还做过印度教克瑞须那派信徒
Well, you're a good sister for being so supportive.
你能这么支持她真是个好姐姐
I have been. And it has been a long week.
我一直都是真是漫长的一周
Seriously, you can get the
说真的你能
middle out of this thing without her knowing?
神不知鬼不觉的掏空中间吗
Thought you'd never ask.
还以为你不会问了呢
Oh... Ha.
哦哈
Here, breathe through your nose.
给用鼻子呼吸
**Oh, happy day Oh, happy day*
*哦欢乐之日哦欢乐之日
**Oh, happy day Oh, happy day*
*哦欢乐之日哦欢乐之日
**When Jesus washed When Jesus washed*
*当耶稣受洗时当耶稣受洗时
**Oh, when He washed When Jesus washed*
*哦当他受洗时当耶稣受洗时
**When my Jesus washed When Jesus washed*
*我的耶稣受洗时当耶稣受洗时
**He washed my sins away Oh, happy day*
*他洗去了我的罪过哦欢乐之日
**He taught me*
*他教会我
**He taught me how How*
*他教会了我如何如何
**To watch Fight and pray*
*去观察斗争以及祈祷
**Fight and pray Fight and pray*
*斗争以及祈祷去斗争以及祈祷
**Well, and he taught me how to live And he'll rejoice*
*他教会我如何生存然后他将感到欣喜
**Oh, Jesus And we will sing*
*哦耶稣我们会歌♥唱
*Every
*每一
*Every day
*每一天
**My*
*喔
**Oh, happy day Oh, happy day*
*哦欢乐之日哦欢乐之日
**When Jesus washed When Jesus washed*
*当耶稣受洗时当耶稣受洗时
**Oh, when he washed When Jesus washed*
*哦当他受洗时当耶稣受洗时
**When my Jesus washed*
*当我的耶稣受洗时
**When Jesus washed*
*当耶稣受洗时
**He washed my sins away Oh, happy day*
*他洗去了我的罪过哦欢乐之日
**He taught me He taught me*
*他教会我他教会我
**How How*
*如何如何