迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S01E06
Part 3
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:36 p.m.
Yep.
是的
I wish I would have known him when he was a little boy.
我真希望我从小就认识他了
Really? And would you still be the same age you are now?
是么 那你还会是现在这个年纪么
What? No. I was just saying
什么 不 我只是说说而已啦
it would have been fun to have seen him as a kid.
我觉得把他小男孩儿的时候一定挺有趣的
Riding his bike, playing kickball.
骑着他的小单车 玩着儿童式足球
I get it. You like them young.
我知道了 你有恋童癖
I love your house.
我挺喜欢你的房♥子的
Sweet little place.
很温馨的小房♥子
Very inviting.
非常有魅力
It was paradise for a while.
它曾经是天堂
Then that rat-bastard husband of mine...
但是我那个混♥蛋♥老公
...ran off with a whore and
和一个妓♥女♥跑了
left me with a mortgage I couldn't afford...
然后留下一堆我无法偿还的债务
...and a 16-year-old boy who ate cereal with a snow shovel.
和一个用雪锹铲吃麦片的16岁男孩
Any more family history you wanna dredge up?
你还想了解更多有关我们家的故事么
No, that should hold me for a while.
哦 不 这些故事够我消化一阵的了
You know, it's weird Mikey's never mentioned you before.
你知道么 我觉得挺奇怪的 迈克从来没有提起过你
I'm sure it just slipped his mind.
我知道他连想要提起你的念头都没有
Why would he be ashamed of you?
他为什么羞于提起你
Cookie?
饼干
Yeah, I'll have a cookie.
嗯 我想要一块饼干
Hmm. And you said these were famous?
嗯 你说这很有名
Do you wanna just take me home?
不如你把我直接送回家吧
No, no. The night's still young.
不 不 夜晚才刚刚开始呢
You sure? You seem a little preoccupied.
你确定么 你看上去被什么其他的事困扰着
I'll be fine. It's just natural to worry about her.
会好的 只是忍♥不住的担心她
I get that.
懂了
But she seems to be built from pretty tough lumber.
但是她就好像一堆难搞的死木头
You'd think, but after my dad left,
你肯定会这么想 但是自从我父亲离开
she's been like a lost little bird.
她就像一只丢了魂的小鸟
Crow. What?
乌鸦 什么
Nothing.
没什么
But didn't you tell me your dad ran off like 20 years ago?
但是你好像没有告诉过我你的父亲20年前就跑了
Leaving the two of us alone
留下我们两个
while he went off to Florida with that hooker.
跟一个妓♥女♥跑去了弗罗里达
Can you imagine
你能想象么
leaving my dear sweet mother for a prostitute?
他居然为了一个妓♥女♥而抛下了我亲爱的甜心老妈
Can you?
你能么
Molly? No. God, no.
茉莉 哦上帝 不
Mike. Yeah?
迈克 干嘛
I think that's enough.
我觉得够了
It's starting to feel like midnight Mass in here.
这感觉像午夜弥撒一样
How are the strawberries? Are they big enough?
那些草莓呢 足够大么
I guess.
也许吧
Why don't you sit down and try and relax?
为什么你不坐下来然后试着放松些呢
Right. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted by my mom.
对 不好意思 我只是被我妈弄得有些心烦意乱
I'm sure she's fine.
我保证她很好
Sometimes she puts on a brave face so I won't worry.
有些时候她故作坚强让我不要担心
Well, I think that face is just her face.
我认为她本来就如此
But I think it's sweet that you take such good care of her.
但是你对她如此照料会让我觉得很暖心
If I don't do it, who's gonna do it?
如果我谁会来照顾她不这么做
I get it. After your folks divorced...
我懂了 当你♥爸♥妈离婚后
...you became the man of the house.
你成了家中唯一的男子汉
That's why she's so uncomfortable...
这也许就是为什么
...with the idea of you having another woman.
她如此不爽另一个女人出现在你的生活中
What do you mean? Well, don't you find it a little odd...
你什么意思 难道你就没有觉得奇怪吗
...that she started having chest
当她发现你在约会后
pains after she found out you were on a date?
就开始胸痛了
Are you saying that my mom's
你是说我妈
trying to prevent me from having a relationship?
阻止我谈恋爱
I don't know about that, but I'm
我不知道 但是我非常确定
sure she's trying to prevent me from having one.
她阻止我去谈恋爱
I don't know how things work in your family.
我不知道你家里的规矩是怎么样的
In my family, we take care of each other.
在我家 我们家庭成员互相照顾
We take care of each other too.
我们也是互相照顾啊
We just don't fake heart
我们从来不假装患心脏病
attacks to keep each other from getting laid.
去阻碍别人滚床单
Oh, and there she is.
哦 她又来了
She's probably just calling to say she's fine.
她可能只是打电♥话♥来说她一切OK
Well, you have a decision to make.
你现在需要做个决定了
You can take that call and see if she's okay,
你可以接那个电♥话♥看她是否OK
or you can take me in your bedroom.
或者你可以在房♥间你和我翻云覆雨
I can't come to the phone right now.
我现在不方便接电♥话♥
I think you're gonna make the right decision.
我认为你会做出正确的选择
It's Mom. Listen, I'm fine, but I'm really worried about Jim.
这是你老妈 听着 我很好 只是我很担心Jim
He's not eating his kibble, and when I call his name...
他不吃不喝的 而且当我叫他的时候
...his response is very, I don't know, ambivalent.
他爱理不理的
Mikey? Mikey?
迈克 迈克
Hello?
喂
Jim, you talk to him.
Jim 你跟他说好了
**It feels like the first time*
*这是人生中的第一次
Mikey.
迈克
**Feels like the very first time*
*真的是第一次
Are you there?
你在么
You want some more eggs?
你想要多来些鸡蛋么
No, thanks. This is great.
不 谢谢 这些已经很好了
They're not too dry, are they?
它们没有太干吧
I usually use a dollop of milk to make them fluffier...
我通常用大量牛奶让它们口感更蓬松
...but I was out of milk, so I used Cremora.
但是我牛奶用光了 所以我换成了不含牛奶的乳制品
They're wonderfully fluffy. Thanks.
它们非常的蓬松 谢谢
Can you explain why I'm more nervous now than I was last night?
你说我怎么比昨晚还要紧张呢
I know. It's weird. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
我知道 真奇怪 我都不知道我本来打算做什么了
Should I shower here or at home?
我应该在这里还是在家里洗澡
Should I brush my teeth with my finger...
我应该用手指刷牙么
...so you don't know I packed a toothbrush?
你不知道我还带了牙刷吧
I'm not going to the bathroom here.
不管怎么说我不会在你这里上洗手间的
Why not? I can crank up the boom box like last night.
为什么不 我可以像昨天那样把音响开很大的
Forget it.
算了
You in a hurry to get home for any other reason?
你这么急着回家有什么原因么
Because I'd love to spend the day with you.
因为我想和你整天都待在一起
Really?
真的么
I'd love to spend the day with you too.
我也想和你整天待在一起
Here's the plan. I'll take a walk
这样吧 你去卫生间的时候
around the block while you go to the bathroom...
我去外面绕一个街区
...and then you do the same for me.
然后你也一样
Well, aren't you a gentleman.
哦 你真的是太绅士了
Hi. This is Mike.
嗨 我是迈克
I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave me a message.
我现在不方便接电♥话♥ 请留言
Mikey, it's Mom.
迈克 我是你妈啊
I didn't sleep well last night. Very fitful.
我昨晚没有睡好 翻来覆去的
But I don't want you to feel guilty.
但是我不想让你感觉抱歉
It's probably just a little congestive heart failure.
可能只是小小的充血性心率衰竭吧
Hey, do you know if they make
嘿 你觉得那些医用的除颤器
a home version of those hospital defibrillators?
会有家庭版的么
You know, in case I
你知道 只是以防万一
flatline and you need to bring me back to life.
我突然昏迷 你可以把我救回来
Come with me.
过来
Something to keep in mind.I'll shop around for something used.
记着我会去买♥♥一些二手的来用用
Wait. You're not just having sex with me...
等等 你并不是对你妈感到厌烦
...because you're mad at your mom, are you?
才和我嘿♥咻♥的吧
Is that a problem? No, not really.
那很重要么 不 才不呢
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