迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S01E12
Part 3
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:37 p.m.
put on yourself at the holidays.
过个节还给自己施加的压力
And why?
何必呢
You live in nice homes,
你住着好房♥子
have a car to drive and clearly enough food to eat.
有车开 很显然也有足够的食物
You know, I let the reindeer comment slide,
知道不 我刚把驯鹿这事翻过去
but now you're just poking the bear.
你这是在玩火
What I am trying to say
我想说的是
is that this is a time to be with family
这是个同家人相聚
...and to share joy with one another.
和他人分享快乐的时刻
Not schlepping from store
而不是从一家商店赶往到另一家
to store trying to find some useless trinket
为了找一些无用的小玩意
to express what is in your heart.
去表达你的真心
"Schlepping"?
赶往
It's Christmas Eve. This place is like Jew central.
现在是平安夜了 这里快成了犹太人中心了
My point is,
我的意思是
there is nothing in the world more precious than the love
世界上最珍贵的东西就是
that one human being gives to another.
一个人给予另一个人的爱
That is the one gift in life you cannot put a price on.
这是你生命中一份难以估价的礼物
You're right.
你说的对
My problem is I've been putting a price on this.
我的问题就在于总是想为此估价
Thank you, Samuel. You're a very wise man.
谢谢你 Samuel 你是个非常智慧的人
Ah, enough schmoozing already, boychick.
哈 闲谈是足够用了 小孩
Get your tuchus out of here
赶快抬屁♥股♥走人吧
and go give your bubeleh a nice Christmas smooch.
去给你的小宝贝一个圣诞热吻
All right, get ready to embark
好的 准备好了
on an exciting new dimension in home entertainment.
马上要开始一项家庭娱乐激动人心的新内容了
Oh, Vince, this is too much. Hey, it's Christmas.
哦 Vince 有点过了 嘿 这可是圣诞节
Besides, I'm taking it out in trade.
而且 我是大换购的时候买♥♥的
I brought my mistletoe belt buckle.
我还带了我的檞寄生皮带扣
You are a devil.
你真邪恶
Wait till you see porn on this thing.
等你看了黄♥片♥就知道了
The clarity is unbelievable.
这清晰度真是难以置信啊
Provides a whole 'nother level of filth.
呈献了一个完全不同境界的黄♥片♥
God bless the Japanese.
上帝保佑岛国吧
All right, see you guys later. Whoa, what the hell?
好的 回头见 哇 这是搞什么呢
Turn that off.
快关掉
Where you going, hon?
你要出去 亲
Mike's mom's house. We're exchanging gifts.
Mike他妈妈家 我们去交换礼物
Aw, I hope he likes the jacket.
哇 希望他能喜欢那件夹克
He already does.
他真的好喜欢
Hey, who wants a gingerbread man fresh out of the oven?
嘿 谁想来个新出炉的姜饼人
Ooh, yummy.
哦 好吃
FYI, don't eat these
仅供参考 不要在
if you're driving or operating any heavy machinery.
驾车或操作重型机器时吃
However, if you're hitchhiking
但是 如果你是搭便车
to a reggae concert, I recommend two.
去雷鬼演唱会的话 推荐吃两块
Come on, Jim, we don't have all night.
快点 Jim 我们不能等你一晚上啊
Open Molly's gift.
打开Molly的礼物
Why don't I open it? He prefers to do it himself.
要不我来吧 他喜欢自己做
Jim, quit lollygagging. You're embarrassing me.
Jim 别浪费时间了 你让我有点尴尬了
Mom, why don't I just get it started for him?
妈 让我替它打开吧
Oh, look, Jim, a rubber bone. Merry Christmas.
哦 看 Jim 橡皮骨头 圣诞快乐
Oh, joy, and it squeaks too. That ought to drive me up a wall.
哦 好欢乐啊 还会叫呢 这能把我逼疯了
Well, I was gonna get him a sweater,
我本打算给他买♥♥件外套
but I wasn't sure of his size.
但不确定他穿多大的
I'm glad you didn't.
很欣慰你没买♥♥
I think dressing dogs up like people is weird, and vice versa.
我觉得把狗打扮成人的样子很奇怪 反之亦然
You gonna open your present, Mikey?
拆你的礼物吧 Mikey
Okay. Heh. Ooh.
好吧 嘿 吼
Socks and underwear?
袜子和内衣
A Christmas tradition.
圣诞传统啊
I figure your girlfriend can buy you bow ties and top hats.
我想你女朋友一定能给你买♥♥领结和大礼帽
Bow ties and top hats? Let it go.
领结和大礼帽 别问
I got you the kind
我给你买♥♥的是那种
that are loose in the crotch to prevent chafing.
胯部宽松防止摩擦的
When he was a boy, I had to butter his thighs.
他小的时候 我不得不给他腿上抹点油
Merry Christmas, Mom. It's a FryDaddy.
圣诞快乐 妈妈 这是个油炸锅
Mike, don't spoil the surprise.
Mike 别破坏惊喜感啊
That's all right, I hate surprises. Yours is mittens.
没关系 我讨厌惊喜 你的是露指手套
If you don't like them, the receipt's in the box.
如果你不喜欢 收据在盒子里
I'm sure I'll love them.
我想我会喜欢的
I wonder what color they are. Red.
我很好奇它们会是什么颜色的呢 红的
Hold on. I believe I have a little something in my secret pocket.
等等 我有个小东西就在衣服的暗兜里
Here, open mine.
给 打开我的吧
Okay. Heh.
好的 呵
Did you get me a pen and pencil set?
你给我买♥♥了套钢笔和铅笔
Holy crap.
哇靠
Are these real diamonds?
是真钻石
Yep, and delicately
是啊 并且精美的
clustered in a beautiful setting of white gold.
簇拥镶嵌在美丽的白金中
Oh, my God, you can't afford this. Not a problem.
哦 天啊 你买♥♥不起的 没问题
I put it on a credit card
我刷的信♥用♥卡♥
and I can pay it off in 110 easy payments.
可以通过110个月的分期付款还清
That's like nine years.
这好想要九年啊
Really? Sales guy really didn't spell it out in years.
真的 销♥售♥员没说清楚要好几年啊
Mike, I can't accept this.
Mike 这个我不能要
Why not? It's our first Christmas
为什么 这是我们的第一个圣诞节
and I wanted to get you something special.
我想给你点特别的东西
Absolutely not. This is way too expensive.
绝对不可以 这种方式太昂贵了
I don't care. I want you to have it.
我不在乎 我希望你能收着
But I don't want it. You do. No, I don't.
但我不能要 拿着 不 不行
I love you. You can't put a price on love.
我爱你 你不能给爱定价
Hold on a second.
等一下
You love me?
你爱我
Yeah. Is that okay?
是啊 可以吗
I love you too. Really?
我也爱你 真的
More than anything.
胜过一切
You're still not giving me a diamond bracelet.
但你仍然不可以送我这个手镯
Why not?
为什么
Because I don't wanna spend our lives
因为我可不想我们花费一生时间
paying off my first Christmas present.
来偿还我的第一份圣诞礼物
If you're really uncomfortable, I'll trade you for the FryDaddy.
如果你真觉得不安的话 我可以用油炸锅和你换
Hang on, Ma.
慢着 妈
So you think we're gonna be together for the rest of our lives?
所以你认为我们可以共度余生
Just a figure of speech. No, it's not. I heard you say it.
只是打个比方 不 不是 我听到你说了
This was really sweet of you, but
你真的很贴心 但是
you saying "I love you"
你的那句我爱你
Was the only Christmas present I really want.
才是我真正想要的的圣诞礼物
Really? Really.
真的 真的
Well, isn't this a magical Christmas?
哎 这可真是个神奇的圣诞节
You get an expensive piece of jewelry and I get a deep-fat fryer.
你收到一件昂贵的首饰 我得到个深油炸锅
God bless us, everyone.
愿上帝保佑我们 各位
Sayonara, Tojo.
永别吧 东条英机
I'm so glad you like your Xbox.
我非常高兴你喜欢这个Xbox
Oh, it's the best gift ever.
哦 这是收到过的最好的礼物
You sure you don't wanna rethink the bracelet?
你确定你不再考虑一下这只手镯
No. The day after Christmas, we're taking it back.
不 圣诞节过后 我们就把它退回去
But until then, I'm not taking it off.
但是在那之前 我是不打算摘下来了
It's probably for the best.
这可能是最好的了
At least I'll make rent this month.
至少这个月我有钱付房♥租了
Hey, who scarfed down all my gingerbread men?
嘿 谁吃光了我所有的姜饼人
Not me.
不是我
Sweet dreams, Maverick.
好梦啊 Maverick
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