迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E01

Part 4 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:35 p.m.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry
哦天哪对不起
Did you know he had to take a second job to afford that thing?
你知道他为了买♥♥那串项链去干第二份工作吗
And I had to give him a third job to get it
我为了得到它还得给他口♥活♥
You think you'll find our things?
你们认为你们能找到我们的东西吗
I doubt it We barely found your house
我表示怀疑我们都差点找不到你家
Hey
嘿
We're gonna do our best to recover your property
我们会尽我们最大的努力以弥补您的损失
But we're gonna need to fill out a report
我们得需要填一份报告
They stole my water pipe
他们偷了我的水烟斗
Luckily, I was a Girl Scout
幸运的是我曾是个女童子军
Hi
嗨
Apple? Uh, no, thanks
来口苹果 – 哈不了谢谢
They test our urine for fruit Oh
他们会因为我们吃水果而验尿的 – 哦
Okay, can I get a list of some of the missing items?
能跟我说说都丢了什么吗
Well, they took the TV, a couple of iPods,
他们偷了电视几个iPod
uh, the computer, my mom's jewelry
电脑还有我妈的珠宝
I need serial numbers off the TV, the computer
我需要电视还有电脑的序列号♥
Any photographs you might have of the property?
你们有这些东西的照片吗
And would you like to go out with me sometime?
还有你愿意哪天跟我出去吗
What? Are you asking me out now?
什么你在约我出去
That is correct, ma'am
是的女士
You had every chance to ask me out
你有那么多机会约我
and you chose to ask me out in the middle of a crime scene?
你却选择在犯罪现场中约我
I realize this is not the most opportune moment,
我虽知道这时间的确不太合适
but I'm quite smitten with you
但我被你深深吸引了
I'd hate to see this moment pass
要是没有在这一刻告诉你
by without telling you you're a remarkable woman
你是个风趣特别的女人
with a lot of interesting
有那么多即吸引人又魅力无穷的品质
qualities I find both attractive and appealing, ma'am
我会悔恨自己错过这一时机的女士
Okay That was pretty cute
好吧说的还算好听
So is that a yes or a no?
所以你答应没
Is it gonna go on the report?
这会写到报告里吗
Depends on what your answer is
取决于你的回答
I would love to go out with you
我乐意跟你出去约会
Then, yes, I am writing that down
所以是的我会把这记下来
She better be good to him
她可要好好对他
What do you want? I'm a sensitive guy
怎么了我可是个多愁善感的人