迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E04

Part 2 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

We gotta find her a fella before she fills this house up...
我们得在她用耶稣受难像和猫填满这屋子之前
...with crucifixes and pussycats.
给她物色个男人
Well, I think you look very distinguished.
嗯我觉得你看起来非常独特
Like one of those guys that guards the queen of England.
像是保卫英女王的那些人之一
Regal.
忠于君主的
I look like I'm baking bread in my neck.
我看起来像在我脖子里烤面包
Hello?
喂
Hey, Molly, I'm glad you called.
嘿Molly 我很高兴你打过来
About tonight, listen, I was
关于今晚嘛听着我想
thinking maybe we could grab an early dinner and...
我们或许可以早点吃晚餐然后
Oh, really? Stomach flu, huh?
哦真的吗肠胃炎啊
She's got the trots.
她肯定小跑来着
You don't wanna be away from home with that going on.
这样你肯定不想离家的了
That's a mistake you only make once.
这错你只会犯一次
You had to buy a new hat after that too, huh?
你也得在那之后买♥♥过顶新的帽子对吧
Do you mind?
介意不说话么
I hope you feel better, and I'll call you in a couple days.
我希望你会感到好点我迟点再打给你
Okay. Bye-bye.
好吧再见
Poor thing. She's got it both ends, no waiting.
可怜的人她不停的上吐下泻
Uh-huh. You believe that story?
嗯哼你真♥相♥信啊
Why wouldn't I?
为嘛不会
In my experience,
经验之谈
when a woman cancels a date the night of...
当一个女人取消当晚的约会的时候
...she's not really sick. And her uncle's not really dead...
她不会是真的病了她的叔叔也不是真的死了ttt
...and her hamster doesn't
她的仓鼠也不是
really need hip replacement surgery.
真的需要臀部置换手术
Trust me, I know when a woman's into me,
相信我如果一个女人喜欢我的话我知道的
and this woman is into me bigtime.
而这个女人是非常喜欢我
You should have seen her. She was all over me.
你应该见见她她一副心思都在我身上了
Why did you put the brakes on?
那为什么你又停滞不前
It's because we're taking it slow.
因为我们想慢慢来啊
It's got nothing to do with my weight.
这跟我的体重没有任何关系
I didn't say a word.
我没这么说啊
That's it, pull over.
到此为止靠边
What? Pull the car over.
啊把车靠边停
All right.
好吧
You think you know everything, but you don't know squat.
你以为你无所不知但是你的确不了解一个胖男人
Where are you going?
你想去哪
I'll walk.
我想走路
Suit yourself.
随你便
Crap.
哎呀
What are you waiting for? Follow that hat.
你还在等什么追那帽子啊
So let me get this straight.
我就直说了啊
It's a show about guys driving trucks across icy roads?
这是一个关于男人们在冰路上开卡车的电视节目
Well, there's a lot more to it than that.
嗯可远不止这些呢
Sometimes the trucks are hauling lumber...
有时候这些卡车会运送木材
...sometimes metal pipes.
有时候则是金属管道
One time, this guy was hauling a giant moose in a cage.
有一次这家伙运送了一只装在笼子里的巨型麋鹿
What for? I don't know.
为嘛我不知道
I guess somebody needed a moose.
我猜是有人需要一只麋鹿吧
Are you stoned? You're not?
你嗑药了你没有吗
Hello. How are you?
你好你好吗
You Molly? I am. Can I help you?
你就是Molly 我是有什么需要帮忙的
Name's Moranto. Vincent Moranto.
我叫Moranto Vincent Moranto
I'm a friend of your mother's.
我是你♥妈♥的♥一位朋友
Okay.
好的
Well, you gonna ask me in? I wasn't planning on it.
那个你打算请我进去吗没这打算
It's all right. Your mom and I go way back.
不打紧你妈和我好着呢
I own my own business.
我有自己的生意
I make the little pillows they use on airplanes.
是做飞机上那种小枕头的生意
Lot of money in those little pillows,
这生意可赚钱着呢
if you're willing to overlook child labor laws.
如果你敢忽视童工法规的话
Okay. Your mom tells me you're single.
好的你妈告诉我你还单身着
Yeah, hang on a second.
嗯等等
Mom!
老妈
Whoa. Set of lungs on you, huh?
哇肺活量不小呢
I like a woman who's not afraid to let go.
我喜欢不害怕释放自己的女人
Shows passion.
展示着她们的热情
I like passionate women.
我喜欢热情的女人
You must be the other daughter.
你肯定是另外一个女儿了
You're stacked like a deli sandwich.
你妖艳得像熟食店里的三文治
Vince, what a surprise.
Vince 真惊喜啊
What surprise? You called me, told me to come over.
惊喜个啥你打电♥话♥让我来的嘛
Did you meet Molly?
你见过了Molly了吗
Yes, Mom, we met.
嗯妈我们认识了
Vince is a widower.
Vince是个鳏夫
I'm sorry to hear that.
深表遗憾呐
Ey, people live, people die. What are you gonna do?
哦生老病死你能有什么办法呢
The good news is I'm still a vibrant
好消息是我仍然精力充沛的男人
man with a lot of love to give the right woman.
有着无边的爱留给合适我的女人
Thank you, Viagra.
谢啦伟哥
Vince's wife was a little on the heavy side, wasn't she, Vin?
Vince的老婆是有点肥的不是吗 Vin
Precious little butterball.
我珍贵的小胖妞
Had a thing for pistachio ice cream. Ate it by the bucket.
惦记着阿月浑子果实做的雪糕桶装的
Okay, well, nice to meet you.
好了很高兴认识你
Mom, can I talk to you privately? Excuse us.
妈我能私底下和你聊会吗抱歉
No problem. Doesn't kick in for an hour.
没问题一小时内不会打扰你们
By the way, if this don't play
顺便说一句如果我跟你姐没戏
out with your sister, I am on you like sting.
我铁定追你了
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
What...? Just introducing two nice people.
啊只是介绍几个好男人给你啊
What's the problem?
有什么问题
The guy's got 20 years on me, easily.
那男人多半比我大着有20岁呢
So he'll die sooner and leave
所以他很快就会死然后给你
you with a nice house and a lot of little pillows.
留下一间好房♥子和很多小枕头啊
Look, I know, in your own weird way,
听着我知道你是试着用你自己奇怪的方式
you're trying to help, but don't, okay?
来帮助我不过别这样好吗
Just go talk to the man.
去跟那男人谈一下嘛
He drove all the way over from Evanston.
人家从埃文斯顿老远地开车过来
And with cataracts to boot.
还有白内障呢
That's it. I gotta get out of here.
我受够了我得离开这儿
Hey. You leave me alone with him...
嘿如果你让我自个一人陪他的话
...you might come home to find out you've got a new daddy.
说不定等你回家你就发现你有个新爸爸了
Hi, I'm Marty, and I'm an overeater.
嗨我叫Marty 我是名过度饱食者
Hi, Marty.
嗨 Marty
Since I've been in the program,
自从我参加这活动后
I've lost 12 and a half pounds.
我减去了12.5磅
Bite me, Marty.
去死吧 Marty
Anyway, it's been a really inspiring week for me.
不管怎么说这周对我来说的确很激动人心
I finished third in the Chicago Triathlon...
我以第三名完成了芝加哥三项全能比赛
...my new abs video is selling like gangbusters.
我的腹肌视频疯狂大卖♥♥
Look at me, I can do a sit-up.
看着我我能做仰卧起坐呢
And best of all, I got
而最好的是我跟
engaged to that beautiful swimsuit model...
一美丽的泳装模特订婚了
...I was telling you about, Rhiannon.
就是我之前说过的Rhiannon
I hope she gives you the clap.
我希望她会给你鼓掌
Who can understand my battle with food better than her?
谁能比她更了解我跟食物之间的战争
I look like I'm winning the fight... Molly?
我看起来好像赢了这场搏斗 Molly
...but it's a lifelong war, am I right? - Crap.
不过这是一场和生命等长的战斗不是吗 -糟
Molly, wait.
Molly等等
Molly.
Molly
Hey, Moll.
嘿Molly
Molly.
Molly
Hey.
嘿
Yo, Molly, slow down.
喂 Molly 慢点
Where you going?
你要去哪儿啊
Hey.
嘿
Molly, come on.
Molly 别
Molly!
Molly
Molly, stop. Please. I'm begging you.
Molly 停停吧求你了