迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E01

Part 2 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:35 p.m.

Hey.
嘿
Damn it, one of y'all got to inhale.
该死的你们中总得有一个要收腹
Hey.
嘿
What are you doing here?
你来这做什么
Now that your meeting's over, you might wanna have some fun.
现在会开完了你可能想找找乐子吧
Sure. Wanna go get some TCBY?
是啊去吃乳果雪糕吗
Hell, yeah. Couple of single guys on a Friday night,
太好啦单身汉们在周五晚上
let's get all up in some yogurt.
都去喝酸奶喝到嗨吧
Hey, I really liked your share.
嘿我特别喜欢你说的
Oh, thank you.
谢谢
You're pretty funny. If everybody's laughing...
你很风趣是啊我想如果大家都能笑的话
...they won't try to kill and cook each other.
就不会杀了对方然后吃掉了
Molly. Mike.
我是Molly 我是Mike
Hey, there you are.
嘿你在这儿啊
Where did you go?
你去哪儿了
Went looking for a snack machine
找自动售货机
and all I found were these crackers up in the church.
但是我只能找到教堂里的咸饼干
Really dry.
太干了
Do you know of a good
你知道这附近
place around here where I could get a pizza?
哪里有披萨吗
What do you think?
你猜呢
This is my sister, Victoria.
这是我妹妹Victoria
Hi, Victoria. Hello, Victoria.
嗨Victoria 嗨Victoria
Officer Carl MacMillan, Chicago PD.
在下正是芝加哥警局的Carl MacMillan
Whoa, you're a cop?
哇你是警♥察♥
Yeah, Mike and I, we're both cops. Ha, ha.
是啊 Mike和我都是警♥察♥ 哈哈
Great. I love cops.
我爱警♥察♥
Cops are great.
警♥察♥很厉害
I'm not high.
我没嗑药
Anyhoo, uh, I'm a fourth-grade teacher...
不管怎样我是个四年级老师
...and I'd love to have a
很希望有个警官能来
police officer come and speak to my class.
给班上的孩子讲讲课
Oh, absolutely. Just contact the department.
没问题只要联♥系♥局里
They'll send somebody right over.
他们会派人过去
Oh, all right.
好吧
Or you can give Officer Biggs your
或者你可以把电♥话♥给Biggs警官
number and he can come talk to your class himself.
他自己去你班上
Even better.
更好了
Oh, uh, okay. Well, are you looking for,
哦好的你想要我
like, general information or scared straight?
讲点一般的常识还是吓吓他们
Well, they're 9 years old, so scare the hell out of them.
都是些9岁的孩子所以狠狠吓他们吧
Kidding. Just be funny and charming like you were in the meeting.
开玩笑的就像今天一样诙谐幽默就可以
Okay. Great. Call me.
没问题好的打给我
I will. All right.
会的好的
Has it been a long time since I've talked?
我似乎好久没说话了
Come on. Come on. Come on.
走吧走吧
Tell me why we let them go. The pothead had jungle fever...
请告诉我为什么让她们走嗑药那个喜欢我的黑皮肤
...and you could've gotten the other one with a taffy apple.
另一个你可以用太妃糖苹果搞定
I'm not letting her go. I just don't wanna come off as desperate.
我不是让她走我只是不想失望
Yeah, but you are desperate. No. I'm lonely and miserable.
是的但你已经绝望了不我是孤独跟寂寞
There's a difference.
还是不一样的
And what is that difference?
有什么不同
Shut up. You live with your grandma.
闭嘴你还跟你祖母住一起呢
I wish these uniforms were
真希望这些制♥服♥
a little more flattering, you know? Blousier.
能让我好看点更挺拔点
Who you trying to fool?
你想骗谁啊
I mean, you met her at an OA meeting.
毕竟你是在戒食会上遇见她的
She sticks her hand under there
她能找到一个正常的男人
and doesn't find a man bra, she's gonna be ecstatic.
就欣喜若狂了
You know, uh, I was thinking
我正在考虑
about asking her to go to the aquarium with me.
邀请她去水族馆
The aquarium? The first date? Yeah. Uhhuh.
水族馆第一次约会是啊
Let me ask you something. What?
我来问几个问题问吧
You ever been on a second date?
你以前有过第二次约会吗
Hold it right there, fella. Yes, sir?
站住别动是的警官
You wanna go to jail? No, sir.
你想进大牢吗不警官
Then get over there and wash your hands.
那就去把手洗了
All right, people, settle down.
大家静一静
I want you to give your attention...
注意了
...and your respect to
请热烈欢迎
Officer Michael Biggs of the Chicago Pol...
Micheal Biggs警官来自芝加哥警
Shut up!
闭嘴
Chicago Police Department.
芝加哥警♥察♥局
Officer Biggs? Okay.
Biggs警官好的
Uh, thank you.
谢谢
First, I'd like to say, there are a lot of misconceptions...
首先我想说人们对于警♥察♥做的工作
...about what it is a police officer actually does.
有很多误解
My dad says you guys are all on the take.
我爸说你们这些人经常受贿
Gary, I told you not... No, no, that's okay.
Gary 别这样不不没关系
Gary, that's one of the misconceptions I was talking about.
Gary 这就是我们说的其中一种误解
I know on TV and in the movies,
我知道在电视和电影里
they like to make you think there's corruption...
会有你认为的腐♥败♥官员存在
My mom says you guys only go after people of color.
我妈说你们看人种办事
Well, jeez, that's not true at all.
额天呐你妈妈说的不对
You calling my mom a liar?
你是说我妈是个骗子
Uh, why don't we save all of our questions for the end?
我们还是把这些问题留在最后问
You know what? This is good.
我觉得这样挺好的
I mean, questions lead
提问题能让我们互相了解
to a give-and-take and stimulate discussion.
并激发讨论
How can you be a cop and be so fat?
你这么胖是怎么成为警♥察♥的
You know, maybe we should save the questions till after.
也许我们还是把这个问题留在最后吧
Hey, I have a question. You don't.
嘿我有个问题你不行
Oh, but I do. No, you don't.
但我真有个问题不你不行
What made you wanna become a police officer in the first place?
一开始是什么让你想成为一名警♥察♥的
Oh, that's a great question.
这是个好问题
Well, I became a police
我当警♥察♥
officer because my dad was a police officer.
是因为我爸也是名警♥察♥
He worked the same beat for 30
他在Wicker Park片区5个街区
years: A five-block radius in the Wicker Park area.
巡逻了30年
And since our last name is Biggs,
因为我们家姓Biggs
he used to refer to it as Biggs' Mile.
他常常称之为Biggs的地盘
As a kid, I always thought he was saying "Big smile."
小时候我一直以为他说的是灿烂的微笑
I remember watching him leaving.
我记得他看他去上班的时候
His uniform would always
他的制♥服♥总是压的直挺
be pressed and his shoes shined like mirrors.
鞋子像镜子一般光亮
I'd say to him, "Dad, where are you going?"
我问他爸你到哪里去
And he'd say, "Biggs' Mile, son."
他回答道 Biggs的地盘儿子
And since I thought he was saying "Big smile,"
我以为他说的是灿烂的微笑
I'd give him a big smile.
就给了他一个大大的微笑
Anyway, everybody in that
不管怎样附近的人们
neighborhood loved him because he kept the place safe.
都很喜欢他因为他保障了那里的安全
And he treated everyone with respect.
而且他很尊重那儿的每个人
He made police work look like a
他让人们感觉警♥察♥
pretty noble profession right up until the very end.
是份很崇高的职业直到退休
What happened? Did he die?
他怎么了去世了吗
No, he fell in love with a prostitute,
不他和一个妓♥女♥相爱了
divorced my mom and moved to Tampa.
和我妈离婚搬去了Tampa
Tore the whole family apart. MOLLY: Ahem.
把整个家弄得支离破碎
I probably should've stopped at "Noble profession."
或许我应该在崇高的职业那里打住的
I really appreciate you doing this.
十分感谢你的演说
I think the kids got a lot out of it.
我想孩子们都从中学到了不少
Hey, they seem like a good group, except the one with the mouth.
他们看起来都还不错除了那个多嘴的
He's on a hell-bound train.
他像个小鬼
Gary? Yeah. I caught him sniffing the dry-erase markers.
Gary 我看到过他在吸记号♥笔的笔头
That's not gonna end pretty.
他是个难缠的小孩
Okay, well, um, thanks again for inviting me.
好的再次感谢你的邀请
You're welcome. It was nice of you to come.
不客气你能来我就很高兴
Oh, it was my pleasure.
这是我的荣幸
So...
那么
...what made you wanna become a teacher?
你为什么会当老师呢