迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S01E21
Part 2
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:39 p.m.
It's those kinds of inspirational
就是那种励志的故事
stories that brought me to this country.
把我带到这个国家来的
That one made it all the way to Africa, huh?
那故事都传到非洲了 是不
Can I get you another glass of wine?
我能再给你倒杯酒吗
Well, how could I say no to a woman as beautiful as you?
我怎么忍♥心拒绝像你这样的美女
Oh, my God, you're so charming.
哦 天啊 你太迷人了
I can't believe you're unemployed and homeless.
真不敢相信你是个无业游民
I know you'll find a job.
我想你会找到工作的
And I know Mike is happy to have
我想Mike很愿意
you stay at his place until you get back on your feet.
让你留在他那 直到你振作起来
Well, hopefully I can accomplish that in the next 48 hours.
但愿我能在接下来的48小时内恢复过来
You said, "Hit the bricks in two days," Right?
你说过"两天之后睡大街去" 对吧
Mike? Just trying to keep a fire lit under his ass.
Mike 我只是想激励他
He's here most of the time anyway...
他大部分时间都在这儿
...so you can have his place as long as you need it.
所以你在他那呆多久都成
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get carried away.
喔 喔 喔 我们理智点行不
Really? You're giving me that face?
真的吗 你摆脸色吓唬我吗
Samuel, you're welcome
Samuel 欢迎你在我家
to stay at my place for as long as you need.
一直住下去
Thank you, Mike.
谢谢你 Mike
Sometimes I think your body is so big...
有时我觉得你的身躯如此庞大
...just to accommodate the size of your heart.
原来是为了容纳你的爱心
Oh, what a beautiful way to say you're fat.
哦 真是个夸胖子的妙计啊
So, what is the deal with Molly's sister?
那个 Molly的妹妹是个什么情况
Hands off. She's already got a boyfriend without a job.
打消此念吧 她已经有个无业男友了
Well, I just thought if she's half as wonderful as Molly is...
我只是想知道她是否有Molly一半好
Look, I'm onto you. I see the little game you're playing.
我很了解你 我知道你跟我玩的小把戏
What game? I'm simply commenting on what a lucky man you are.
什么把戏 我只是想说你是个幸运的男人
Yeah, I get it.
是啊 明白了
I have so much and you have so little.
我拥有这么多而你却一无所有
Is that supposed to be me? Yes, it is.
你这是在学我吗 是的
Don't pretend that accent doesn't thicken up like gravy...
别以为在女人面前
...when there are women around.
这口音可以增加吸引力
You know, perhaps it is
或许这样更好
better if I just wander the streets till morning.
让我一个人漫步街头到天明
Abe's opens at 5. Oh, wait, I can't go there anymore.
Abe的店5点开门 哦 等一下 我再也不能去了
I'm dropping you off at my place,
我把你送到我家
but we're stopping at 7-Eleven...
但我们要在便利店停一下
...and getting a newspaper so you can start looking for a job first thing in the morning.
买♥♥份报纸这样你早上一起来就开始找工作了
Of course. And you're filling out an application...
可以 你再填份求职书
...at the 7-Eleven. - Absolutely.
在便利店 - 当然
And listen, Mike, I cannot thank you enough for your generosity.
Mike 我对你的慷慨感激不尽
In my homeland, you would be revered as a king.
在我们国家 你会被尊为国王的
There would be a festival in your honor.
会有纪念你的节日
Women would name their children after you.
女人们会用你的名字给孩子起名
Your picture would be on money.
你的头像会印在钱上
All right, what do you want now? My car?
好了 你还想要什么 我的车吗
Only when you're not using it.
当你不用的时候
Samuel's still crashing at your place? Yup.
Samuel还在你家住吗 是的
Meanwhile, I'm stuck at Molly's with her recycling rules...
同时 我还得在Molly家遵守她的废物回收规定
...and clipping my toenails over the toilet.
还得在厕所剪脚趾甲
I don't know how much longer I can take it.
我不知道还能忍♥多久
Yeah, a man's got to have his own space.
是啊 男人应该专属自己的空间
If I didn't have my lawn chair in the garage...
要不是我有把草坪躺椅在车♥库♥里
...cohabitation with my grandma would be an impossibility.
我绝不会和我奶奶同住
Hey, why you flatfoots still come back here?
嘿 你这两个警♥察♥还来干什么
I told you before, no more free lunch.
我之前说过了 不会再有免费餐了
Things got a little heated the other day...
那天的事是有点过火
...but Samuel's a good kid and he really needs this job.
但是Samuel是个好孩子 他真的需要这份工作
It's too late, position has already been filled.
太晚了 这个职位已经有人了
Soo-Jin, customer.
Soo-Jin 来客人了
She very good worker.
她是个非常好的员工
And since she's my wife, it don't cost me one sweet dime.
由于她是我妻子 我一分钱也不用花
What is it now? I'm watching Oprah,
又怎么了 我正看奥普拉脱口秀
waiting for my "A-ha" Moment...
等着突然开窍呢
...and you're not it.
而不是你这一声吼
Darling, please bring coffee to these two gentlemen.
亲爱的 给两位先生上咖啡
She'll be right back with your beverage.
她马上会把饮料拿来的
Hang on. You're telling me that pretty thing is your wife?
等等 你是说这位美女是你妻子吗
Why not? I'm a successful good-looking man.
不可以吗 我是个成功型美男
She's the big winner here.
她才是占到便宜的那一方呢
You can cover her fingers in
你可以给她手指上戴满
diamonds but can't give Samuel a 50-cent raise?
钻石 但却不愿意给Samuel涨五十美分的薪水吗
Samuel don't dress up like
Samuel不会穿的像个
Catholic schoolgirl and call me "Sweet papa."
天主教的乖乖女而且还叫我"好老公"
Oh, thank you, baby. Two large grapefruit juice.
哦 谢谢你 宝贝儿 两个大杯葡萄汁
We wanted coffee. I wanted Ben Affleck, but I get him.
我们点的咖啡 我还想要Ben Affleck呢 但我却找了个这样的
What have you done with my apartment
你对我家做了什么呢
and why are you wearing my drapes?
为什么穿着我的睡衣
Mike, I didn't know you were stopping by.
Mike 我不知道你会路过
I need to grab some clean clothes
我要拿几件干净衣服
before I go to Molly's. What is that smell?
然后去Molly家 这是什么味道
I'm preparing a traditional African meal.
我正在做传统的非洲美食
What is that, two missionaries in a Crock-Pot?
那是什么 炖传教士吗
Very funny.
很好笑
Anyway, I would invite you to stay,
我想邀请你留下来的
but I have a lady friend coming over.
但我的女性朋友要来
Please tell me it's not Molly's sister.
别告诉我是Molly的妹妹
Oh, no, no, no, she gave me a fake number.
哦 不 不 她给我的号♥码是假的
Hang on. You don't have a job yet,
等等 你没找到工作
but you've managed to find a date?
却找到个人约会是吗
It's amazing what women
真的很神奇
will overlook if you have your own apartment.
只要你有间房♥女人们就什么都不在乎了
But who am I talking to?
但和你说这些有什么用呢
Yeah, yeah. Hey, who told you you could move my furniture around?
是 是 谁让你挪动我的家具的
I was doing you a favor. The feng shui in here was atrocious.
我这是在帮你 这的风水不好
When I open the front door, I like to feel invited into the room.
当我打开正门时 我喜欢有种宾至如归的感觉
Yeah, I get that about you.
是 我懂你的意思
How's the job hunt going?
工作找的怎么样
I'm weighing a few options.
我正在权衡几个选择
I don't want to rush into a career path I'm not comfortable with.
我不急于开始一个我不喜欢的职业生涯
Repeat after me: Paper or plastic?
跟我读 您要纸袋还是塑料袋
Would you like fries with that?
您想要这样的炸薯条吗
Knock me in the water and win a stuffed bear.
把我打到水里您就可以赢得一个玩具熊
Can we table this discussion?
我们能过后再谈这个吗
My lady friend will be here momentarily.
我的女性朋友随时会到
You need to find a job so you
你得找份工作这样
can get an apartment and I can have my place back.
你就能找间公♥寓♥ 我也可以要回我的家了
Maybe your evening will go well, you can move in with your new girlfriend.
如果你晚上进展顺利的话 你可以和新女友同居
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
哦 这可不是个好主意
I believe it's important
我坚信男人有个属于
for a man to have his own space, don't you?
自己的空间这点很重要 对不
You know, I'm starting to think you
我开始觉得你不是
didn't leave Africa willingly. You got kicked out.
自愿离开非洲的 你是被人踢出来的
Hey, I was a political refugee.
嘿 我是政♥治♥难民
You don't know the torment
你不会明白前往美国
and struggle it took to get to America...
这一路所承受的痛苦与挣扎
...where I can cherish the freedoms that you take for granted.
这里有我非常珍视你们却认为理所当然的自♥由♥
The fact that they kicked me out is beside the point.
他们赶我出来的事实是次要原因
Man, I can't find anything in this dump.
在这垃圾堆里我什么也找不到
And by "Dump," Do you mean the
说到"垃圾堆" 你是指
house I grew up in that my dead father built?
这栋我过世的爸爸修建的我一直住着的房♥子吗
I'm sorry. It's just that I hate living out of a suitcase.
对不起 我只是讨厌提着衣箱过日子
You don't have to. I cleared out
你不用这样啊 我可以在衣柜里
some closet space and a couple of drawers for you.
腾点空间 在给你清空几个抽屉
No point in me settling in.
我没理由在这安家啊
Soon as Samuel's out of there, I'm back to my place.
等Samuel一搬出去 我就回自己那去
But that could be a couple of weeks, maybe a month.
但可能是几周 也许是一个月
And whose fault is that?
这都是谁的错呢
Judging from your tone, I guess you think it's mine.
听你这口气 你觉得这是我的错
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