迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S01E02

Part 3 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:35 p.m.

Sorry, what were you saying?
对不起你说什么来着
I was just, uh, asking if you enjoyed your snapper.
我就是呃想问问你喜欢你的鱼排吗
Sure. Do you like your penis?
当然你喜欢你的小♥弟♥弟♥吗
Oh, I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.
哦抱歉玩笑开过了
Ha, ha, I'm gonna be honest with you.
哈哈和你说实话吧
I've had some cold medicine and I'm feeling a little loopy.
我吃了点感冒药现在感觉很晕乎
Okay. Should you be mixing alcohol with that?
好吧你确定还要喝酒吗
Oh, absolutely.
哦肯了个定
Mm-hmm.
恩
So tell me, who is Mike Biggs? You know, what makes him tick?
那么跟我说说Mike Biggs是个什么样的人平时怎么生活
We know he's a cop, but when the badge comes off...
咱都知道他是个警♥察♥ 但是脱下警服后
...who's the man, you know, underneath?
他内心又是怎样的呢
Well, uh, you know, maybe we should talk about this stuff...
好吧呃我建议这个话题
...when there's a chance
还是留到下次
that you might actually remember some of it.
等你清醒点的时候再聊
No. I wanna talk about it now.
别啊我现在就想聊
Okay, okay, okay. All right, okay.
好好好行咱聊
All right. Okay. I, uh, live alone.
好吧我呢一个人住
Mmm. Um...
恩呃
I like to spend time with my friends. Hold on just a sec.
我喜欢和朋友玩等下
Sorry, but this nose hair was driving me crazy.
抱歉但这破鼻毛真是闹心
I hope you saved room for dessert.
希望你们还能吃下甜点
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
你这话什么意思
Um, I didn't mean...
呃我是说
Uh, you're just assuming by looking
嗷你以貌取人
at us two roly-polies that we're "Dessert people"?
我俩胖乎乎的就判断我们是爱吃甜点的人吗
Eh, Molly, I don't think he... I got this, bright eyes.
呃 Molly 我不觉得他是我搞得定
Okay. Okay, yes, it's true.
好吧对是真的
We both struggle with our weight, him more than me.
我们都在和肥肉做斗争他比我肥
You know, we are actively
你要知道我们已经很积极
involved in a 12-step anonymous program...
应对我们的肥胖问题了
...to deal with our problems.
用那什么12步减肥法
Do you have creme brulee? Yes.
有焦糖布丁吗有
One, please. Two spoons.
来一个俩勺
I gotta pee like a racehorse.
我尿去了憋爆了
Whoo!
呜呼呼
Gang way!
闪开
What are you looking at? Get the creme brulee.
愣着干嘛上布丁啊
You okay in there?
你还好吗
Chicago P.D.
芝加哥警♥察♥
All right, ladies, I'm coming in. Cover your delicates.
好吧女士们我进来了请穿戴整齐
Oh, boy, this could go a lot of different ways.
天咧这可怎么收场
You okay?
你还好不
Hey, scram, I'm trying to vote.
走开我这投票呢
Okay, here we are.
好了到家了
I'm so sorry.
我真抱歉
Don't be silly. We all have off nights.
没什么我们都有玩疯的时候
Thank you, you're very sweet. Can I tell you a little secret?
谢谢你真好我跟你说个小秘密吧
Sure you wanna do that? You've shared a lot tonight.
你确定今晚你爆料的可够多的了
Really? Well, let's just say...
是吗呃就这么说吧
...that your first period
你第一次姨妈驾到
at sleepaway camp wasn't the worst of it.
是在露营时这可不是最劲爆的
Oh. God, I didn't.
哦天哪我都干嘛了
Hey, it was my fault, I was
嘿这是我的错
having a tomato soup and it got you to thinking.
我点了个番茄汤然后你就浮想联翩了
No, look, I'm not normally like this.
听着我平时不是这样的
It's just I have this terrible cold...
只是因为我感冒了
...and I didn't wanna cancel on you because I liked you...
然后我不想取消约会因为我挺喜欢你
...and I was afraid if I did cancel, you wouldn't call me back.
我怕我取消约会你就不会再约我了
And now by not canceling,
不过现在赴约了
you are never gonna call me back again anyway.
估计你也一样不会再约我了
Wait. You like me?
等等你喜欢我
Of course I like you. You're a great guy.
当然了你是个好人
You carried me out of the
你把我背出厕所
toilet like I was a fairy-tale princess.
好像我是童话里的公主一样
Yeah, that was a magical moment, wasn't it?
恩那真是见证奇迹的时刻是吧
Yeah.
对
Well...
那么
...just for the record...
顺便告诉你
...I really like you too.
我也很喜欢你
Good.
真好
Hang on.
等下
Look, uh, I know this is where
我知道现在我应该
I'm supposed to kiss you good night, but, uh...
跟你吻别道晚安但是
It's okay. I got it.
没什么的我理解
There's only so much a butter rum Life Saver can cover up.
好多呕吐残留物还在我嘴里
So, uh, what do you say to a complete do-over?
那我们重新约会一次怎样
What if we just forget this entire evening ever happened?
我们就把今晚彻底忘了
That would be great. I'd really, really appreciate it.
那真太好了太感谢了
We have to pick a different restaurant. Sure.
我们重选个餐厅必须的
In fact, they actually insisted on it, but... Okay.
事实上他们把我们拉黑了好吧
Okay, then.
那就这样
Good night. Good night.
晚安安
Hey, Mike? Yeah.
嘿 Mike 什么
Thanks for being such a gentleman tonight.
谢谢你今晚这么绅士
Well, you're a lady. You deserve it.
你是淑女你值得拥有
Thank you.
谢谢
Okay.
好了
If you're an intruder, I'm upstairs in the shower.
如果你是贼我在楼上洗澡呢
It's me, Ma.
是我妈
So you gonna keep me in suspense?
你就存心给我留悬念呢
How'd that sweater work out for you?
那毛衣有用不
A lot of people made a lot of comments.
众人评价不一
I told you. Andre knows how to gift wrap a big man.
跟你说了 Andre知道怎么给胖人选衣服
You were right.
说的真对
I bet she was all over you. She got a little on me, yeah.
我打赌她为你倾倒了她真倒我身上了
My man. Tell me, tell me, tell me.
兄弟快说说说说
When I picked her up, she was loaded on codeine...
我去接她时她刚嗑了点可待因
...and singing at the top of her lungs.
然后大喊大叫的
Mm-hmm. So far, so good.
恩目前看还不错
She then proceeded to drink
然后她就去喝酒
an entire bottle of very expensive wine.
一整瓶贵死人的酒
Uh-huh.
呃啊
After which, she yanked a hair out of my nose...
然后呢她拔了我的鼻毛
...started a fight with the waiter,
和服务生吵架
and then passed out on the crapper.
最后晕在厕所里
Oh, that doesn't sound so good.
哦听着不妙啊
It wasn't, Carl.
是不妙 Carl
It was a total disaster.
真是悲剧
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you're never gonna see her again.
哦真遗憾估计你再也不想见她了吧
Are you kidding?
搞笑呢
I'm gonna marry that girl.
我要娶了她