闺蜜离婚指南（2014）

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce S01E04

Part 2 April 6, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

我是说内特和我还没...
I mean, Nate and I haven't even--
上过床吗
Had sex.
你们俩做的其实更亲热
What you're doing is actually more intimate.
这是精神出轨
It's emotional infidelity,
对他的另一半来说太残忍♥了
and that is so brutal on the spouse.
相信我
Trust me.
随你去问杰克或是内特的妻子或者我
Ask Jake or Nate's wife or me.
慢行
早上好恩佐下车吧朋友
Morning, Enzo. Come on out, my friend.
-祝你一天顺心 -你好
- I want you to have a great day. - Hi.
不得不说这不就像是
I got to say, wouldn't this be, like,
爱情片史上
the greatest meet-cute
最甜蜜的邂逅吗
in the history of romantic comedies?
这一幕就出现在你的电影里吗
It's right out of one of your movies.
我就说嘛除了感觉没这么糟糕
Right? Well, except it doesn't suck.
-别闹了 -你才别闹了
- Come on. - No, you come on.
-不你才别闹了 -你才别闹了
- No, you come on. - No, you come on.
你知道吗对某些作家来说
You know what? For a couple of writers,
这样的玩笑开得也太差劲了
that's some terrible banter.
就你聪明
Well, you're the clever one.
那你再聪明点啊
Be clever. Be clever-er.
有你扰乱我的心神我怎么聪明得起来
I can't be clever-er 'cause I'm distracted by you.
内特
Nate.
等等
Hold on.
-伙计们下车吧 -你好尤多拉
- Hey, guys, come on out. - Hi, Eudora.
-大扎和小扎 -你的书包真好看
- Zayden and Zenon. - I love that backpack.
今天也要干劲满满的小伙子们
Go tear it up today, gents.
好的谢谢
Okay, thank you.
回到你刚刚那句不那么机智的回答
All right, back to the not-so-razor-sharp repartee.
说到哪儿了
Where were we?
我有话要对你说
There's something I need to say.
真巧
What a coincidence,
因为我也有话要对你说
because I have something I need to say.
我觉得我得先说
I think I need to say my thing before you say yours.
好吧
Okay.
我要说的是你知道我对你的感觉
The thing is, you know how I feel about you.
等等暂停一下抱歉
Ah, hold that thought. Sorry.
-回见 -好极了萨斯加德
- Later. - Perfect. Hey, Sarsgaard.
-准备好享受这一天了吗 -当然
- You ready to have a fun day? - Yeah.
必须好好享受这是命令
You better. That's an order.
-回头见小兄弟 -拜拜
- See you later, buddy. - Bye.
-你刚才说什么 -对
- You were saying? - Yes.
但是你说完就让我说
But I get to say my thing right after.
-好的 -那行
- Right. - Okay.
你结婚了内特
You're married, Nate.
我们不能再这样了
We can't go down this road again.
我做不到
I can't do it.
-做不到吗 -我做不到
- "Can't do it." - I can't do it.
明白
Got it.
-说完了吗 -对
- Is that it? - Yeah.
那这时候揭晓正好
Wow. This is such a great reveal.
"揭晓"
"Reveal"?
我跟妻子分开了
I left my wife.
我有点兴奋也有点害怕
I'm excited and kind of terrified.
如果跟内特在一起的感觉有跟他发短♥信♥一半好
If being with Nate is half as good as emailing him--
你听着就跟初中生一样
You sound like an eighth grader.
你还没离婚呢
You're not even divorced yet.
喜欢吗
You like?
讨厌死了
I hate.
算了
You know what?
你要是这个态度我就不说内特的事了
I don't have to talk about Nate if it's gonna make you all--
艾比艾比没事的去约会吧
Abby, Abby, it's fine. Go on a date.
不过别在离婚前就再婚明白吗
Just don't get married again before you get divorced, okay?
明白
Point taken.
-西装 -难看死了
- And suit. - Terrible.
天哪你今天真暴躁
God. You're so cranky today.
我只是我只是不想来买♥♥衣服
You know, I just-- I don't want to be doing this.
我没时间而且我已经有西装了
I don't have time to be doing this, and I already have a suit.
我本应该在家写书现在却在这陪你
Well, I should be home writing, but I am here with you.
如果你能集中精力我们就能快点搞定
So, if you could just focus, we can get through this faster.
是吗
Yeah...
我要逛出心静如水的境界
I'm shopping my way to inner peace and calm.
-进展如何 -吃了我吧
- How is that going? - Eat me.
那说明进展还不错
So, well. It's going well.
-靴子真不错 -糟了
- Rocking the boots. - Oh, crap.
-天哪不要 -其实呢麦克斯
- Jesus, God, no. - You know what, Max?
我不是要穿这个去晚会
I am not wearing this to the gala.
秀性感的时候再穿这个
I just-- it's for sexy time.
是迪亚哥刚刚练空手道的时候拇指受伤了
Diego, he just messed up his thumb doing karate.
空手道
Karate.
两天之后就要比赛了
I mean, it's, like, two days before a game.
-简直蠢 -迪亚哥是谁
- So stupid. - Who's Diego?
他是游击手也是第四位击球手
He's my shortstop and my cleanup hitter.
游击手负责防守二、三垒之间
第四位击球手力量最大
我得赶紧买♥♥个拇指护具
I got to get a good thumb protocol in place,
免得肿起来
stem any swelling.
查尔斯我要走了走了
Charles! I'm out, I'm out.
我要你腾出我下午的所有日程
Hey, I need you to move all my afternoon drive-bys
会议也改天再开
and reschedule the Struger meeting.
你可以说是有急事
Yes, you can say it's an emergency!
儿童棒球联赛的急事
It's a little league emergency.
这算不算自相矛盾
Should that be an oxymoron?
你就像驯兽师的助理一样
You look like a lion tamer's assistant,
-裤子还被狮子吃掉了 -好吧
- only the lion ate your pants. - Okay.
也许维卡喜欢高筒靴超短裤
Or Vika likes very high boots and very short shorts
配上暴露的过气无袖衫
and ventilated vintage tops,
而且押头韵还会让他兴奋起来
and he's turned on by alliteration.
-莱拉 -怎么
- Lyla. - What?
这是什么意思
What's going on?
好吧不久前艾比在学校看到
Okay, Abby saw you kissing the Euro hubby
你跟那个欧洲男接吻了
at school the other day.
我真心谢谢你了莱拉
Thank you so much, Lyla. Unreal.
我说过了下班后能保密的几率只有六成
I told you, 60/40 I could keep a secret off the clock.
跟你们想的不一样
It's not what you think.
我是想帮维卡保住婚姻
I'm actually trying to help save Vika's marriage.
是吗请问你的阴♥道♥对他们的婚姻
Well, what are the therapeutic qualities of your vagina
有什么帮助呢
for the married couple?
真不知道那些人为什么会觉得
I can't imagine why people think
你有愤怒管理障碍莱拉
you have anger issues, Lyla.
算了这样吧
Okay, um, you know what?
-菲比你去买♥♥靴子吧 -好
- Phoebe, why don't you buy your boots? - Yeah.
莱拉不如你再去试些衣服
And, Lyla, why don't you just try something else on?
我没有愤怒管理障碍
I don't have anger issues.
这句话你这周说了多少次了
How many times have you said that this week?
我意思是你应该采取点措施
I'm just saying I think you should do something about it.
比如呢
For example?
找一些能让你放松的东西
Find something that relaxes you--
比如做一些事来帮助你
you know, something that helps you
平息那些被压抑的怒火
get rid of any pent-up aggression.
不要去把丹杀了
Don't murder Dan.
我从来没想过
I hadn't thought of that,
不过以后可以考虑
but I will take it into consideration.
不过我说实在的
But I mean, practically speaking,
你现在干的这行...
with the--with the line of work that you're in--
我的天哪
Oh, my God!
我的天哪天哪天哪
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
-达蒙·凯什 -是某种医用大♥麻♥吗
- Damon Cash. - Is that medical marijuana?
姐♥妹♥们♥ 我得去写东西了爱你们
You guys, I got to go write. I love you.
不他只是我的理疗师健身教练
No, he's my physical therapist, body-worker guy.
他可棒了
He's amazing.
我这就把他电♥话♥号♥码发给你