闺蜜离婚指南（2014）

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce S01E03

Part 4 April 6, 2021, 9:54 a.m.

谢谢
Thank you.
今天早上还能上网
The Internet was working this morning,
可是现在显示"4935连接失败"
but now it says, "4935 Fail."
不我不知道什么意思
No, I don't know what that means.
意思是我朋友在顶级商店
It means my friends are at top shop,
我却在这破地方待着
and I'm here at the fun-pocalypse.
他们不带我就开始玩了
They're playing without me.
亲爱的我知道我知道
Sweetie, I know. I know.
我正试着呢我的孩子在哭
I'm trying. My child's crying.
-什么 -是的不好意思
- What? - Yes, I'm sorry.
你收到了一条贝卡·莱利的短♥信♥
You just got a text from Becca Riley.
亲爱的把手♥机♥给我
Sweetie, give me the phone.
贝卡·莱利问 "怎么样了"
"How's it going" from Becca Riley.
莉莉莉莉
Lilly. Lilly, hey.
莉莉别闹
Lilly, watch it.
-是的 -你应该请她过来
- Yes. - You should invite her over.
不这是不可能的
No, that's not happening.
求你了你会改变我一生的
Please? You would make my life.
-亲爱的不可能 -求你了嘛
- No, sweetie. no. - Please?
别说了不不是说你
Stop it. No, not you.
爸爸我又不傻我知道她是你女朋友
Dad, I'm not stupid. I know she's your girlfriend.
拜托了
Please?
马尔博医生会怎么做呢
What would Dr. Marber do?
就是这样
Oh, yeah.
4000磅
4,000 pounds.
我很享受脚踏两只船的感觉
I'm enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously,
头一个叫本另一个叫杰瑞
the first called Ben, the other, Jerry.
现男友数零
Number of current boyfriends, zero.
前男友拨来电♥话♥数
Number of calls from ex-boyfriend...
您没有未读信息
you have absolutely no messages.
莱拉是我艾比
Lyla, it's me, Abby.
你说得对我现在很不好
You were right. I'm really not good.
你能叫上菲比一起过来吗
Can you just bring Phoebe and you and--
我真的不太好
I'm just not good.
修这该死的窗户
Fix the Goddamn window.
修这个该死的窗户能有多难
How hard is it to fix the Goddamn window?
救命
Help?
-好吧坚持住 -好
- Ok. stick on. - Ok.
再忍♥一分钟就好
Just another minutes.
我的天
Oh, my God.
-天呐 -我的手被卡住了
- Oh, my God. - I got stuck.
我一直喊到邻居听到帮忙打了911
I yelled until the neighbors called 911.
我一定要给你拍张照
I have to take a photo.
-来给我摆个造型 -你敢拍照
- Come on. - Don't you dare.
-哎呀 -快把手抽出来
- Oh, my gosh. - Pull.
天呐
Oh, my God.
终于没事了
Oh, my goodness.
你手指头还能动吗有没有受伤
Can you move them? Any wounds?
手没事心灵受到了摧残
Just my pride.
-韦恩谢谢你 -不客气
- Thank you, Wayne. - Thank you.
有事就打电♥话♥ 我随叫随到
Best call. I've had all week.
-韦恩谢谢 -太感谢了
- Thank you, Wayne. - Thank you.
前门在那边
There's the front door,
我们前面没关你出去时带上吧
if you could shut it because we left it open.
太丢人了
So embarrassing.
给你的手抹点药膏吧真是吓死我了
Some salve for your wounds? So horrible.
-你真是的 -看看你
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh.
我是来拯救你的现代版骑士噢
The cavalry arrives in a Prius.
孩子们
You guys,
这是我的朋友贝卡
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Becca.
-这是贝卡这是查理 -你好啊查理
- Charlie, Becca. Becca, Charlie. - Hey, Charlie.
-你好 -这是莉莉
- Hi. - This is Lilly.
莉莉很高兴认识你
Lilly, nice to meet you.
她可是《血色娇娃》的忠实粉丝
She's a really big Blood Sisters fan.
骨灰级粉丝
Huge.
说真的上周那集塞巴斯蒂安吻你时
Seriously, last week when you stabbed Sebastian
偷走了你的灵力然后你就捅了他
after he kissed you and stole your life force?
我真没想到会是这样呢
I did not see that coming.
谁想得到我的推特都要刷爆了
Oh, my God, nobody did. My twitter feed blew up.
还要谢谢你送我的海报
Thank you so much for the poster, by the way.
-我特别喜欢 -不客气
- I love it so much. - Of course.
要不我们出去玩吧
Maybe we should go out and do something fun.
好啊你们去过好彩头保龄球馆吗
Yeah, you guys ever been to Lucky Strike?
-去打保龄球吗 -好啊我喜欢
- Um, bowling? - Yeah, I love bowling.
我也喜欢
I do too.
好我们走吧
Great.
对不起这么晚才回你电♥话♥
Hey, hey, sorry it took so long to get back to you.
你那边是不是闹翻天了
Have the animals eaten the zookeeper?
没有一切都在我掌控之中
No, I got it under control.
不错啊你怎么整的
That's great. How'd you pull that off?
就差一点了
Oh! So close!
我来
I'll take it.
杰克你那边是什么声音
Jake, what's all that noise in the background?
-爸该你了 -好马上就去
- Dad, it's your turn. - Okay, I'll be right there.
麦克斯我犯了个错
Max, I did a bad thing.
查理和莉莉正在和贝卡·莱利打保龄球
Charlie and Lilly are bowling with Becca Riley.
杰克你别吓我
Jake, that's nuclear.
你真是我得挂了
You--I got to go.
你搞什么还背着我给别人打电♥话♥
Really? Sneaking phone calls?
你幼不幼稚
A little juvenile, don't you think?
-一点点吧 -那你打完了没
- Only a little. - You finished now?
打完了杰克那边没事了
Yes. Jake's got it under control.
他带着孩子们和贝卡·莱利打保龄球呢
They're bowling with Becca Riley.
-贝卡·莱利 -对啊
- Becca Riley? - Yeah.
我最喜欢看《血色娇娃》了
You know Blood Sisters is my favorite show.
所以呢
So?
你还说我幼稚
Oh, my God.
你个伪君子
You incredible hypocrite.
你真是
You--
喝了伏特加不管用啊
This vodka's not working.
你现在觉得无比羞耻各种丢人
Hoping for redemption yet
渴望得到救赎对不对
careening down a shame spiral?
-没错 -会好的
- Yes. - It'll work.
喝一通就过去了
You just have to drink through it.
我前夫女友的海报
My ex-husband's girlfriend
被我女儿贴在她卧室里
is plastered on my daughter's wall.
-我书的招牌也砸了 -才没有
- My brand is dead. - No.
-我真的没有灵感了 -不不不
- I have no more ideas. - No, no, no.
-我的事业完蛋了 -才没有
- My career is over. - No.
绝对没有
No, no, no, no, no, no.
相信我你一定能写出新的更好的东西
No, you are gonna write something new, something better.
你就是得给自己先放个假
You just have to give yourself a break.
不如写这个吧
I have a book idea.
《讨厌迪莉娅·巴耐的十个理由》
Ten reasons to hate Delia Banai,
-我现在就能想出74个理由 -莱拉
- and I have 74 just off the top of my head. - Lyla,
我们今晚不是来吐槽迪莉娅的
we are not bashing Delia tonight.
她现在遇到瓶颈我这是在给她灵感
I'm a muse. She has writer's block. Right?
我把它整明白了
I figured it out.
还给你手♥机♥装了个应用
And I put an app on your phone
这样你就能遥控它了
so you can control it.
用手加意淫的时代就这么被终结了吗
Whatever happened to two fingers and your imagination?
不是吧
No.
我知道这小家伙的设置有点粗暴
I know, I know, the bushwhack setting's a little aggro.
我懂的
I get it.
不不不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-怎么了 -你们看莉莉发的照片
- What? - Look what Lilly posted on instagram.
那是贝卡·莱利吗
Is that Becca Riley?
还有麦克斯和莉莉
And Max and Lilly
在唱K
doing Karaoke.
开着保时捷离了婚
So a Porsche, a divorce,