废柴联盟（2009）

Community S06E02

Part 2 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

The power.
这种力量
The facility.
这种技术
Jesus wept.
耶稣已...
Stop saying Jesus wept.
别再说「耶稣已泣」了
Dean, here's something fun you might want to try.
院长你可能想试试这个有趣的功能
Let's see if we can find the serial number to this system.
看看你能不能找到这个系统的序列号♥
Oh, that could be fun.
听着挺有趣的
So go to Settings.
先找到「设置」
Is settings the volcano or the cobbler's workshop?
「设置」是在火山那儿还是鞋匠的工作室
It's a monastery.
那是个寺院
I feel the power.
我感觉到了力量
Welcome to Settings.
欢迎进入「设置」
Your Majesty, the filing tabs.
陛下文件都在这儿了
You're looking for one called purchase info.
你要找的是写着购物信息的那个
These cabinets would never be this easy to climb in real life.
现实生活中这些柜子永远不可能这么好爬
This is the future of scrolling.
这才是电脑滚动条的未来
My world is officially boundless.
我的世界从此广阔无边
I'm here.
我找到了
Inside that drawer should be a file called serial number.
那抽屉里应该有个叫「序列号♥」的文档
I've got it!
拿到了
All right.
好的
Now you just have to print that file out.
现在你只需要将它打印出来就好
You can do that by dragging it to the accessories
你可以把它拖到与设备相连的附属城♥堡♥里
and peripherals castle, and planting it in the printer driver.
然后把文件种在打印装置里
What's so funny?
什么这么好笑
I mean, besides everything?
虽然这一切挺很可笑的
I have no intention of returning this system.
我没有任何退还这套系统的打算
On the contrary, I intend to keep it.
恰恰相反我要留下它
Dear God.
天啊
Delete!
删除
One file selected.
一份文件已选中
Hold on.
等等
File sorted. What? Oh come on.
文件已排序啥呀搞啥啊
Come here you little.
快过来小家伙
File deleted.
文件已删除
Jesus wept!
耶稣已泣
He deleted the serial number, Jeff, help me out here.
他删掉了序列号♥ 杰夫帮帮我
I don't get paid enough for this.
就我那么点工资我才不干
How much do you think you're going to get paid
你觉得如果我被迫从预算里抠出五千块来
if I have to find five grand in the budget?
你的工资还能剩多少
You're not the new Annie.
你不是新安妮
You're the new Abed.
你是新阿布蒂
I don't know what that means yet.
不懂你什么意思
So are the gremlins supposed to be the good guys in this version?
所以这个版本里小魔怪是好人吗
The blue ones are. The green ones are bad
蓝色的是好的绿的可坏了
and the red ones are kind of like isolationists.
红色的差不多自管自的
It's a metaphor for World War II.
这是对二战的影射
Alma, I will be right back, I left something in my car.
我去去就回有东西忘在车里了
Hi, yes, I picked up a sofa from your store, recently.
你好我最近在您这儿买♥♥了张沙发
The last name is Perry.
我姓派利
What?
什么
Are you strong or angry?
你是力气大还是生气了
My parents?
我父母买♥♥的
My parents bought that couch?
沙发竟然是我父母买♥♥的
Explain yourselves!
给我解释清楚
Well, are we, okay.
我们...好吧
They kind of reached out to us on Facebook.
他们算是通过脸书联♥系♥上我们的
What? You know I don't talk to them.
什么你知道我不理他们的
Well, yeah. That's why they talk to us.
是啊所以他们才联♥系♥我们
They knew you wouldn't let them help you, at least not directly.
他们知道你不会让他们帮你
Oh my God. Oh my God.
天啊天啊
You needed our help, but we needed their help to help you.
你需要我们帮助我们则需要他们帮助
That's why we were able to get you such a good deal on the rent.
这也是为什么你的房♥租那么便宜
They're supplementing my rent too?
他们还补贴我的房♥租
You make them sound like monsters,
你说得好像他们跟洪水猛兽似的
but they're actually really nice.
但事实上他们人很好
Well, they are! My parents are horrible people.
就是很好嘛我父母差劲得要死
You're being dramatic. Oh yeah.
你也太小题大做了吧没错
That's what people say when they take your soul,
人们会这么说当他们要取走你的灵魂
and they rip it out of your chest
他们把它从你胸口拽出来
and then shove it in your mouth.
然后糊在你的脸上
I got bit by a cat.
我被猫咬了
I will create more worlds.
我要创造更多的世界
And those worlds will have worlds.
然后世界里还会有新的世界
They're file folders, stop calling them worlds.
就是文件夹而已别嚎什么世界了好吗
I found an address.
我找到一个地址
Elroy Ptasnik, founder of Virtu Good Technologies.
埃尔罗伊·珀塔斯奈克好真实科技创始人
All right. I'll go see if I can get the school's money back.
好的我去看看能不能把学校的钱拿回来
You keep White Morpheus inside the matrix.
你确保白人墨菲斯在矩阵里面呆着
Jeff.
杰夫
Britta. You look distraught.
布雷塔你看上去心烦意乱的
You have ten seconds to tell me it's not about stupid politics.
给你十秒来告诉我这跟你那些白♥痴♥政♥治♥无关
I just found out that Annie and Abed
我刚刚发现安妮和阿布蒂
have been cheating on me with my parents.
背着我跟我父母联♥系♥
They've been sabotaging my life from the shadows
他们一直在暗中替我还债给我买♥♥东西
by paying off my debts and buying me things.
以此破坏我的人生
Thank God. What are you? Thank God?
谢天谢地你怎么这样还谢天谢地
The charade can finally end.
现在终于不需要伪装了
Now you know everything you thought you owed us,
现在你知道所有你自以为欠我们的钱
you can actually just owe to Deb and George.
其实都是黛比和乔治的
Deb and George?
黛比和乔治
You know my parents too? Since when?
你也认识我父母从什么时候开始的
I don't know, since thousands of dollars ago?
我不知道从你欠下好几千块之后
I'm bad with dates.
我不擅长记日子
I remember the New Year's glasses having zeros for eyes.
我记得当年的新年眼镜中间还是两个零呢
And when did Stella get her groove back?
「当老牛碰上嫩草」是哪一年上映的来着
You've all been lying to me for years.
你们这些年来一直都在骗我
What kind of friends are you?
你们到底算哪门子的朋友啊
Poor. We're poor friends.
穷友呗我们是穷♥人♥朋友
And you mooch off us because you're too proud
而你却跟我们要钱只因自己太骄傲
to use your own support system.
不屑于动用你家的财政支持
What kind of friend are you?
你又是算哪门子的朋友
And having met them,
而且在见了他们之后
what were you rebelling against?
实在是不能理解你到底在反抗什么
Was it generosity,
是反抗他们的慷慨大方
whimsical game nights,
有趣的游戏之夜
or delicious lobster bacon mashed potatoes?
还是美味的龙虾培根土豆泥
You ate the potatoes?
你还吃过土豆泥了
You, you don't even eat carbs.
你不是不吃碳水化合物吗
I eat love, Britta.
我吃的是爱布雷塔
Hot, delicious love that you were willing to wipe your ass with.
火热美味的爱你曾经不屑一顾的爱
Oh, my God.
我的天哪
I have no friends.
我已经没有朋友了
Can we not be so dramatic about this?
我们能不能别这么小题大做
There are people in this world with serious problems.
这个世界上有真正严重问题的大有人在好吗
Chang, go see the nurse!
昌去找护士啦
I'm trying.
我正在找啊
Yeah? Elroy Ptasnik?
找谁埃尔罗伊·珀塔斯奈克
Who's asking? Well, that's always a yes.
你是谁看来是了
Nobody ever says, who's asking, to the wrong name.
如果名字不对没人会回应你是谁
They just say, that's not my name.
他们只会说我不叫这个名
When my phone rings and I say hello,
我的手♥机♥有来电时我会说你好
and they say, is Pablo there?
对方问巴勃罗在吗
I don't say, who's asking, I say, wrong number.
我不会说你是谁我会说打错了
You're a clever young man.
你真是个聪明的小伙子
I'm 40. Come in.
我40了进来吧
So?
什么事
You sold a Virtu Good 6500
你把「好真实6500」卖♥♥给了
to Craig Pelton at Greendale Community College,
格林德尔社区大学的克拉格·派尔顿
and we need to return it.
我们现在想退货