废柴联盟（2009）
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废柴联盟（2009）
Community S06E04
Part 3
Oct. 19, 2020, 1:10 p.m.
Oh, Karate, learn from book?
空手道 照书上学的
Yeah.
对
And a few classes back at the Y in Jersey where I'm from.
还在我老家泽西YMCA那里学过几课
What happened eye?
眼睛怎么了
Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there.
好吧 先停一下
I guess there are wrong answers.
看来还真能出岔子
Quick adjustment, Ben.
快调整一下 本
Yeah? Act better.
怎么 演好点
Act better.
演好点
Thanks.
谢谢
Annie, you're doing great.
安妮 演得很好
Keep doing what you're doing.
继续这么演就行
Can I ask about by motiv-.
我能不能问一下我的动机...
Keep me from puking is your motivation.
不让我吐出来就是你的动机
Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself.
不要让我看得想放弃导戏去自杀
Go.
开始
After what happened I.
接着眼睛怎么了演
Okay.
好
I fell off my bike.
我骑车摔倒了
Lucky no hurt hand.
幸亏没伤到手
Okay.
够了
Can I see this tool box?
我能看看工具箱吗
Great. This is good.
很好 非常好
Got it.
拿到了
I got distracted
这工具演的
cuz the tools were doing a better job than you.
都比你吸引人
What happened eye?
眼睛怎么了
Say it.
说
What happened eye?
眼睛怎么了
Liar.
骗子
Stop lying to me.
别再跟我说谎
Say it.
说
What happened eye?
眼睛怎么了
What happened after?
以后怎么了
You crying?
你哭了
You cry when I tell you to cry.
我叫你哭你再哭
So reabsorb that disgusting droplet of salt and
把你那恶了吧心的小咸菜汤子
bad choices back into your doughy body.
和你那憋了吧屈的演技收回面炮体格儿里去
And then call your mother
再打给你老娘问问
to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her
她能不能用她的面炮逼再把你吸回去
doughy body or so help me God,
不然老子发誓
I will take that tear, I will freeze it, and
会把你的咸菜眼泪冻起来
I will stab you in the eye with it,
再拿出来插爆你的眼珠子
you waste of a soul-shaped hole forgotten by God.
你这个鬼都不惦记的黑人粑粑
Okay.
好了
What should I.
我要不要...
Annie, don't change a thing, you're perfect.
安妮 什么都不用改 完美
Unless you want to.
不过你想改就改
Okay.
好
All right I'm Reg County, this is my man Carl.
我是瑞吉·康提 这是我哥们卡尔
We work on the school board.
我们在校董会工作
Yeah, we do.
对 就是我们
We have some exciting news for you.
我们有好消息要分享给大家
Your own Dean, Craig Pelton,
你们的院长 克拉格·派尔顿
has been selected to join the board of
已经被选入科罗拉多社区大学校董会
Colorado Community College's, and I'll just go, go ahead Dean.
不用我多说了 请讲 院长
Guys. Talk.
请讲
Okay. Hello Greendale.
好啊 格林德尔
As you know, this is something I wanted for a very long time and
你们都知道 长久以来我有一件心事未完成
I wanted to thank all of the people at Greendale that helped me
我想感谢所有格林德尔人帮我实现了
achieve this and my partner, Domingo.
这位是我的伴侣 多明戈
Very proud of my Craig.
为我家克拉格骄傲
Oh, that's, but, oh, oh.
真是...
And now let's open it up to some questions.
现在可以回答大家的问题了
Dean. Dean. Dean. As a Gay Dean.
院长 院长 作为基院长
What is your opinion about
您对最近颇有争议的
the recent controversy surrounding
取消同性恋大游♥行♥有什么看法
the cancelled Pride Parade, and do you think you were selected
您被选入校董会
to join the board because of your sexual preference?
是否是因为您的的性取向
I would just like to say that we are very proud to have Mr.Pelton
我想说我们非常骄傲能请到派尔顿先生
on the board, whatever his lifestyle may be.
加入校董会 不管他的生活方式如何
Which happens to be gay!
恰好是个基佬
Which is great, but irrelevant!
这点很好 但没有关系
Hey, it gets better!
越来越好了
Oh good.
好呀
We're so happy.
我们很幸福
I feel like scum.
我感觉自己好渣
Gay people are scum?
基友都是渣吗
Hey, don't play that card with me young man.
少跟我来这套 小伙子
I make gayness look like Mormonism.
我把同性恋爱搞得跟摩♥门♥教♥似的
I don't like being this dishonest.
我不喜欢这么欺世盗名
Dean, I want to say thanks for doing this.
院长 我想感谢你所做的这一切
I never knew.
我从来都不知道
I mean, people talked, but, for sure...
大家是有谈论过 但如此确定...
Well, it really doesn't have anything to do with my work.
我其实没出多少力
Yeah, but it's helpful, to me.
但对我来说很有帮助
You know, and to a lot of us, so.
对我们很多人来说也受到了帮助
Thank you.
谢谢你
Confine yourself to your role Domingo.
注意你的角色♥界♥线 多明戈
And lose the attitude.
不许再摆那种态度
** Gay Dean, Gay Dean, *
*基院长 基院长
** Gay Dean, Gay Dean, *
*基院长 基院长
** I'm begging you to be a Gay Dean for the school board *
*求你到校董会来当基院长
** Your lifestyle is alternative *
*你生活方式好另类
** Your influence is positive *
*你的影响很积极
** You represent the changing of the tide *
*你代表了改变的大趋势
** Gay Dean, Gay Dean, *
*基院长 基院长
Hare Krishna.
黑天神
Krishna Krishna.
天神 天神
Oh, Daniel-san, you much-a humor.
丹尼尔桑 你可真好玩
Hm, okay.
行
Let's stop there.
就此打住吧
I'm not gonna hit you.
我不会揍你的
And it's not because it's illegal,
不是因为这样不合法
and it's certainly not because I'm afraid you know karate
当然肯定也不是因为你可能会空手道
because there is nothing about your performance that is believable.
而是因为你的表演毫无可信度
See, we only hit things, that effect us.
我们只会打那些能影响我们的东西
I don't hit water.
我不会去揍水
Or old mayonnaise.
或是陈年蛋黄酱
Or the air after a fart has dissipated.
或是放屁消散后的空气
And I'm not hitting you.
我当然也不会打你
You are the worst actor I've ever directed
你是我导过的最烂的演员
and I've directed both Wahlbergs!
而我可是导过两个沃尔伯格的人
From the top!
从头再来
Danny does a bit with the floor sanders, Miyagi is amused,
丹尼来清理地板 宫城表现出很开心
and Kenny gets me another God damned cup of coffee
肯尼再去给我端一杯干♥他♥♥娘♥的♥咖啡
with six Splendas in it!
要加六粒代糖
Hare Krishna.
黑天神
He's so mean to Chang.
他真是太欺负昌了
I don't know what to do.
真不晓得该怎么办
You could just drop out of the play.
你直接罢演不就得了
Well, you know I could.
我是可以的呀
Or Chang could.
昌罢演也行啊
I mean, the director is not being mean to me.
导演可没欺负过我
But you talked Chang into auditioning
但当初是你说服昌参加了选角
and then you got his part and now he's suffering.
然后你又抢走他的角色 害他现在受欺负
You're right, I should threaten to quit.
你说得对 我应该威胁说我要退出
Or just quit.
直接退出好嘛
Well, if I threaten to quit maybe that will be enough
如果我威胁要退出没准就足够
for him to stop abusing Chang.
让他不再虐待昌了呢
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