废柴联盟（2009）

Community S06E12

Part 2 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

Annie and Britta told me to come over and
安妮和布雷塔说让我过来
get ready with them for Garrett's wedding.
跟她们一起梳洗打扮好去加瑞特的婚礼
I didn't say no.
我没拒绝
Who says no to something like that?
这种要求谁会拒绝呢
A cold, off-putting incompatible person.
肯定是那种冷酷扫兴不合群的人
The kind of person that turns a sleepover into a stoning.
是那种能把去朋友家过夜变成石刑现场的人
I had rocks, thrown at me.
我真的被人扔了石头
Biblical, igneous, jagged,
圣经中那种炽热粗糙
hateful, pointy, ninja rocks,
可憎尖锐的忍♥者石
and that's not gonna happen again.
不会再重蹈覆辙了
What have you been up to?
你最近忙什么呢
I think you already asked that.
你好像已经问过一遍了
Did you answer?
你回答了吗
Didn't I?
我没回答吗
I think I did. I don't think you did.
我好像说了我记得你好像没说
Well, that's not like me.
那不是我的做派啊
Well, maybe you're nervous.
可能你比较紧张吧
No, no.
不紧张啊
Well, why don't we just say that if you did answer, we forgot
那就当你已经回答过了我们给忘了吧
so we're asking again.
我们再问一遍
Oh, I have been working.
我最近在工作
And I've been tending to my personal affairs.
而且更加关注自己的个人事务
Mia, I don't know if I mentioned.
我不记得有没有提过米亚
One of my sisters as well, you know,
她也是我的一个妹妹
one of them is deceased,
另外一个妹妹去世了
and the other is
还有一个嘛
mentally retarded.
智力有障碍
Panty raid.
内♥裤♥大袭击
When I say drink, you say now.
我说「干了」你们说「赶紧」
Drink. Now.
干了赶紧
Drink. Now.
干了赶紧
When I say drink, you say now.
我说「干了」你们说「赶紧」
Drink. Now.
干了赶紧
Drink. Now.
干了赶紧
Hey what are you guys doing?
亲们咱现在还磨蹭什么呢
We gotta go. The wedding starts in like 40 minutes.
我们得走啦婚礼还有40分钟开始啦
We batted the time.
时间是骗你哒
We lied to you cause we knew you'd be late.
怎么样我们就算到你要迟到
So we lied to you about the time.
所以我们在时间上骗你啦
Yeah!
耶耶
You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team.
我们要的并不是完美之人组建多么完美的团队
You need people whose flaws feed into each other.
我们要的是能互补缺点的一群人
It's what do you call it?
就是你说的什么来着
Codependence. Synergy.
依存共生协同作用
For instance, there might be something Britta hates doing,
比如说有些布雷塔讨厌做的事
but Annie loves doing.
安妮却喜欢
Or there might be something that Annie hates doing,
又或者有些安妮不喜欢做的事
but she does it anyways,
但她却一直在做
because what she really loves is to feel useful.
因为她真正喜欢的其实是感觉自己很有用
You literally just defined co-dependence.
你刚好解释了依存共生的含义
Here's to synergy.
敬「协同作用」
Oh, look at you.
真有默契
You little helper.
好帮手
Okay,
好了
do you Garrett take
加瑞特你愿意
Jack Nicholson to be your lawfully wedded wife?
娶杰克·尼科尔森做你的合法妻子吗
I do.
我愿意
I do, Johnny.
我愿意强尼
We invented a new game.
我们发明了一个新游戏
Celebrity Garrett Marriage.
「名人与加瑞特结婚大作战」
Christian Slater to be your lawfully wedded wife.
娶克里斯蒂安·斯莱特做你的合法妻子
I do.
我愿意
I do.
我愿意
Boo.
切
There's only Nicholson.
只有尼科尔森好吗
Yeah, well, listen to him.
来听他说嘛
We were genius to pad the time margin.
我们真是填补时间空白的天才
Because now we have, like, three more hours to play the game.
因为我们又多出来三个小时来玩这个游戏
Okay. Do you, Garrett,
好加瑞特你愿意
take Aubrey Plaza to be your wife?
娶奥布瑞·普拉扎为妻吗
I do.
我愿意
I do.
我愿意
Wait.
等等
What do you mean, three more hours?
你说又多了三个小时是什么意思
How is that even possible?
怎么可能
What, what time is the wedding?
等等婚礼是几点来着
Wait, what time is it now?
现在几点啦
We're late.
我们迟到啦
We're late.
我们迟到啦
Gather everyone to the car.
所有人到车里集♥合♥
What? Yeah.
怎么回事对
We'll drive together.
我们一起开车去
We are not driving together.
我们才不一起开车去
It's already been settled.
我什么都安排好啦
Nothing was settled.
哪有什么安排好
What?
搞什么
They left me home alone.
他们留人家一个人在这里啦
I'm home alone.
人家一个人在家
Well, not really.
也不算啦
What the hell you doing?
你还在这里搞什么鬼
C'mon, let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
快点快点走走走走走
Okay. Geez.
好呀好呀苍天
Abed, you too.
阿布蒂你也快出来
Come on.
快点啊
Oh, yeah.
哦好
We are here to witness the union of Garrett and Stacy
我们在此见证加瑞特和史黛西的结合
in the eyes of,
以...那个
well in the eyes of whatever power you choose.
以你们随便选的哪种力量的眼睛来见证
Personally, I find the notion of choosing
我个人认为选哪种信仰这事儿吧
to be needlessly limited.
没有什么限制的必要
What if I'm capable of total contradiction?
如果我能够消化所有的信仰矛盾呢
What if science and religion were mine
如果我能够完美支配我所选的
to wield as I choose?
科学和宗教呢
What if I'm God?
如果我就是上帝呢
What if I'm God?
如果我就是上帝呢
It is likely that I am not, but
我很有可能并非上帝但是
I think it's totally out of line
我觉得这种可能性
to take that possibility off of the table.
如果不提一下显然是说不过去的
Now, I understand that vows have been written.
现在你们的誓言都已经写好了对吧
Stacy, when I first saw you,
史黛西当我第一次看到你
looking at you made me feel good.
注视着你让我飘飘欲仙
Touching you, felt better
抚摸着你更让我欲♥仙♥欲♥死♥
and knowing you made me realize that without you,
了解你让我意识到没了你
I, I am incomplete.
我就不完整了
I know I look pretty complete.
虽然我知道我看上去相当完整健全
Somebody over there laughed at that the wrong way.
某人嘲笑的点错了好不好
You are my body and my soul.
你就是我的身体我的心灵
You are my favorite video game.
你就是我最喜欢的电子游戏
Yes. Come on.
赶上了快来
Guys, guys guys.
亲们快快快
Everybody's looking at us.
所有人都在看着我们
Your SHH was louder than what I said.
你嘘的声音比我说话声还大
Welcome!
欢迎
Everyone back there, you're welcome.
后面的朋友欢迎你们的光临
Please join us.
快来加入我们吧
Any of those people could be God.
他们任何人都有可能是上帝呢
Okay. Over there.
好快过去
Yes.
好了
Garrett, since we met
加瑞特自从你我相遇
you have felt so familiar.
你给我感觉是那样熟悉