废柴联盟（2009）

Community S06E06

Part 1 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

Dammit!
该死
Come on. Oh, Elroy!
不是吧埃尔罗伊
Elroy, hey.
埃尔罗伊
Computer no worky.
人家电脑坏了啦
Please don't do that.
求你了别这样
Computer no worky.
人家电脑坏了啦
Did you forget your password again?
你是不是又忘密♥码♥了
Pelton, I can't keep track
派尔顿我可不能
of all the parakeets you had growing up.
再帮你回顾所有你养过的小鹦鹉了
This is different.
这次不一样
No matter what I do, I get the same error.
不管我怎么弄都提示同一个错误
Which one?
哪个
You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69.
你已经被「精英舰队69」占领
Our hacks are all up in your systems.
我们已经全面黑入你的系统中
I'm not bothering to pronounce them,
我倒是不介意读啦
but there are a lot of z's being used.
可是里面好多发Z的音啊
Oh, crap.
糟了
What?
什么
Is there another Mask movie coming out?
又有戴面罩的某侠要出电影了吗
The school's been hacked.
学校被黑了
What?
什么
How can we stop it?
我们怎么能阻止他们
It's too late, it's happened.
太晚了已经被黑了
No parlo hablo too late at Greendale Elroy.
格林德尔的字典里永远没有太晚
There's always something that can be done.
总是有可以补救的办法
You know I, I wasn't gonna say anything but.
我本来不想说的
You could cut the hardline at the mainframe.
但你可以去把主机上的智硬线剪断
Hardline.
智硬线
Mainframe.
主机
To the mainframe!
去找主机
To the mainframe!
去找主机
Cut the hardline.
剪断智商硬伤线
You were being sarcastic?
你是在讽刺我是不是
Yeah, but you should look at this.
对不过你过来看看
Cancel your offensive performance.
取消冒犯的表演
You know the one we mean.
你知道我们指的什么
We have all your information.
我们已经掌握了你们所有的资料
If you do not cancel this hateful comedy show,
如果还不停止可恶的喜剧表演
you will taste our power in this way.
将让你们尝尝我们的力量
There's a link.
有个网址
Don't click it.
别点
Oh, what, the green skull will give me a virus?
怎么绿骷髅还能再给我下个病毒啊
My God.
天啊
It's the lunch lady's emails.
这是食堂大妈的邮箱
It's all the lunch lady's emails.
都是食堂大妈的邮件
Which lunch lady?
哪个食堂大妈
The hot one?
火♥辣♥辣的那个
You mean the one who serves the hot food?
你是说总盛辣菜的那个
Mmm, that's the one.
就是那美味
Please tell me you guys
各位你们别告诉我
aren't sitting there reading the lunch lady's leaked e-mails.
都在那读食堂大妈被黑的邮件呢
No one here could ever do that,
没人能做到啦
not even in shifts, it's decades of data.
换着班来都办不成几十年的呢
I'm reading the Greendale
我读的是「格林德尔公报」上
Gazette's highlights of the lunch lady's e-mails.
食堂大妈邮件精选集
I found a torrent of all the highlights
我找到精选集的种子了
if you don't want to wait for
你要不想看广♥告♥
the ads to load.
我可以发给你
Abed, that's stealing.
阿布蒂你这是偷窃
Those ads are there so
多亏了有那些广♥告♥资助
the Gazette can pay people to
大家才能在「格林德尔公报」上
through the lunch lady's email.
看到食堂大妈的邮件
Not to get too liberal, but once they're online,
这么说不会显得太自♥由♥主义吧
does anyone really own the lunch lady's emails?
可一旦被发到网上不是大家都可以看嘛
That's why the future of the internet is branded content.
所以互联网的未来就是打造品牌内容
WazzleDazzle.Com has got
WazzleDazzle.Com上面有
five Bacardi cocktails inspired by
受食堂大妈最不想说的秘密启发
the lunch lady's most embarrassing secrets.
制成五款新百家地鸡尾酒
You guys are violating her privacy.
你们在侵犯她的隐私
I'm pretty sure the media's doing that, Britta.
应该说是媒体在侵犯布雷塔
We're just reading the news.
我们只是在看新闻
The police are here about our computers being hacked.
警♥察♥来了查查我们电脑因何被黑
Hi, guys.
你们好
I see a few familiar faces here.
看到了几张熟脸
A few new ones, as well.
还有几张新面孔
No, just gonna keep the cop you've known
都见过五年的警♥察♥了
for for five years at arms length?
你们还跟我这么保持距离
I get it.
我懂了
What have you boys been able to figure out?
你们这些小伙子们都查到什么了
Don't call us boys.
别叫我们小伙子们
And it's a unique case,
由于案件特殊
because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken.
很难判定到底有没有触犯法律
Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life.
但把食堂大妈性生活算上的话罪大恶极了
Thanks, thanks a lot.
谢谢捧场
Anyway, our city does have a cyber-crime division,
总之我们市里确实有成立网络犯罪小组
but it's well, it's pretty new.
但毕竟还很年轻
Any leads?
有线索吗
Officer Warburton.
沃伯顿警官
I want McDonald's.
我想吃麦当劳
Wants.
想吃
McDonald's.
麦当劳
Some of you probably can't see from where you're sitting.
你们有人坐这可能看不清
It's literally a child in an adult sized police uniform.
那确实是个穿大人制♥服♥的孩子
It's cute, but it doesn't help our situation.
很可爱可是帮不上什么忙
So what do we make of the demands?
对我们有什么要求
Well we were able to find out a little more.
我们确实查到了点东西
This message was posted online and signed, The Hackers.
这条网上的信息注明了是黑客发的
And we assume it's legit because well,
所以我们认定它为合法的
that's just where we're at.
因为我们当前也就能查它了
Greendale, cancel the performance of the terrorist comedian
格林德尔取消恐♥怖♥分♥子♥的表演吧
Gupta Gupty Gupta, who seeks
古普塔·古普提·古普塔
to spread hatred with his hateful comedy.
一直用他充满敌意的闹剧传播负能量
You guys booked Gupta Gupty Gupta?
你们订了古普塔·古普提·古普塔的表演
$700.
七百块
Oh my God Dean, he's renowned for his racist act.
天啊院长他种族歧视是出了名的
How can he be racist?
他怎么可能种族歧视
Listen to his name.
你听他都叫什么名了
Well, the message says
信息上说
if you don't cancel his performance,
如果你们不取消他的表演
what happened to the lunch lady's gonna happen to
食堂大妈的惨剧
everyone on the activities committee.
将上演在你们所有人身上
We don't have a-.
我们又没有...
Oh God, that's us.
天啊说的是我们
So, what do we do?
我们怎么办
That's up to the school.
那取决于学校了
Though I'm just a cop, born in a small town,
虽然我只是个警♥察♥ 出生在小城镇
raised in the heartland,
长在市中心
but I say cancel the performance,
不过要我说取消演出吧
and give the government the sweeping powers
给政♥府♥清除的权利
it needs to detect and eliminate people
要在人♥民♥变成黑客之前
before they turn into hackers.
找到并消除他们
Think that's all I've got.
我的意见就是如此了
How's everything otherwise?
除了这个大家都还好吧
Stoked for avengers, avengers, avengers, avengers?
复仇者联盟的消息振奋吧复联复联
I hear Marvel got really hands on this time,
我听说漫威这次真是自己上了
they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively,
完全把乔斯·惠登的创造力限制了
so how can that go wrong?
肯定不会出错了
Okay, see ya.
好了回见
I guess I'm gonna call a press conference
看来我要召开个新闻发布会
and announce the comedy is cancelled.
宣布取消那个喜剧表演了