废柴联盟（2009）

Community S06E05

Part 4 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
不不不不不不
Willy, talk to me!
威利和我说说话
Talk to me!
说话啊
I can't see anything.
我什么都看不到了
Willy. Willy.
威利威利
Focus on my voice.
仔细听我的声音
Hey I, I, I'm losing you.
我听不到你了
You're not losing me!
你不会失去我的
You are going to a better place with a stronger signal!
你会去一个信♥号♥♥更好的地方
Willy?
威利
Willy?
威利
Willy?
威利
What's going on here?
出什么事了
He started it.
他惹的我
Jeffrey.
杰夫瑞
You are on sabbatical.
你被停职了
You can't do that.
你不能这么做
Yes, I can.
我当然可以
Two weeks paid sabbatical!
两周的保薪停职
Get him out of here.
带他走
He's banned from the campus.
不许再踏入校园
You are on sabbatical!
你被停职了
You're on sabbatical, sir.
你被停职了先生
Yeah, I'll go on my own with dignity.
知道了我会走带着我的尊严走
Something you should look up.
而你的已经遗失殆尽了
I can't look it up, you destroyed my device!
什么尊严不尊严你毁了我的平板
And my heart!
连同我的心
You destroyed his device and his heart, sir.
你损坏了他的平板和心先生
Yeah, I'm going.
行了我走
Willy, Willy.
威利威利
Oh, sorry I'm late, I had to find a parking spot for my house.
抱歉我迟到了我的房♥车很难找停车位
Oh, must be so cool living in a vehicle.
住在车里一定很赞吧
Wait, where's your poop go?
等等那你大号♥怎么办
A tank.
有便盆啊
Gross.
恶心
Get a house.
找个房♥子吧
Ben, aren't you homeless?
本你不也没地方住吗
Yeah, but I poop in a house.
对但我可是在屋子里解决的
Whose?
谁的房♥子
Nice try.
想得美
Annie.
安妮
Britta.
布雷塔
How's your movie coming?
电影怎么样了
Amazing.
棒极了
Abed's a genius.
阿布蒂是天才
He's actually having a hard time deciding what to cut,
其实现在他在苦恼什么内容该被剪辑掉
so it's going to be in two volumes.
所以现在准备搞成上下两集
And it's hard to sleep, but it's worth it,
虽然没办法睡觉但值了
because it's a movie about a party.
因为这是一部关于派对的电影
Would you like my help?
要不要本姑娘帮忙啊
Yes.
要
Have you learned anything?
有没有学到教训呢
Don't question rules. Rules are good,
绝不质疑规矩规矩很好很强大
I'm bad, all hail Annie.
我是坏孩子安妮万岁
Thank you.
谢谢
Damn.
厉害啊
Oh, nice of you to show up.
您老总算肯现身了
We moved here for you.
我们可是为了你才来的
I didn't ask for this,
我又没请你们来
have your meeting at school without me. I don't care.
继续在学校里开会呀不用带我爷不在乎
Dean's using the study room for the ceremony.
院长要用学习室开就职仪式
Wha, the, ceremony?
啥仪式
You don't know?
你不知道吗
The Dean's making that convict he murdered into a professor.
院长要请那个杀人犯当教授呢
What?
什么
Why do you care?
你这么在乎做什么
Because the Dean is just doing this to prove something,
因为院长这么做只是为了证明某些事而已
and it's really stupid.
这样真的好傻
The guy's dangerous and he's manipulating him.
那个家伙很危险院长被他操纵了
Isn't that what you usually do?
这不是你经常干的事儿么
No, I mean, yes, but not like that.
不是我是说对但那不一样
I lied to the Dean for personal gain.
我会为一己私利欺骗院长
I wouldn't use him emotionally.
但我不会利用他的感情
I wouldn't mislead him.
我不会误导他
I wouldn't hurt him.
我也不会伤害他
Have you ever thought of saying that to the Dean?
你有想过把这些话说给院长听吗
Jeff, go to him.
杰夫去找他吧
Going to him.
这就去找
Wait, that's the whole point.
等一下这就是重点所在啊
I can't go to him, I can't get on campus.
我没办法去找他我进不去校园
And yet murderers can.
而杀人犯却可以
What have I done?
我都造了什么孽
Murderers can get on campus.
杀人犯可以随意进校园
I'll need a broom, a remote control car,
我需要一把扫帚一辆遥控小汽车
an iPad, and an elaborate
一部iPad 一台精心设计的
gyroscopically stabilized servo motor.
陀螺稳定式伺服电机
Dude, we're trying to help Jeff here,
老哥我们正想法儿帮杰夫呢
you're acting kinda spoiled right now.
你现在简直就是在捣乱
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party,
派对派对派对派对派对派对
party, party, party, party, party, party, party,
派对派对派对派对派对派对
party, party, party, party, party, party, party.
派对派对派对派对派对派对
Cut!
卡
Abed, Britta has something to say.
阿布蒂布雷塔有话要说
My script is misleading.
我的脚本有误导性
It's impossible to party like there's no tomorrow.
醉生梦死派对这种事是不可能的
But it's based on a true.
但这是基于真实故事改编的啊
It's based on my desire to have a party.
这是因为我想开个派对
Parties are just booze,
派对就是各种酒水
low lights and loud music
灯光昏暗音乐聒噪
so people can feel more, see less,
这样大家可以眼不见心不烦
and not have to listen to each other or themselves.
无需倾听别人或自己的心声
That's stupid.
太傻了
Parties are stupid.
派对真傻
I'm stupid, you're shooting a stupid movie.
我也很傻你拍的就是一部很傻的电影
That's a wrap.
拍摄完毕
Go on, we're done here.
都走吧拍完了
What's gonna happen to me?
我会有什么下场
You are going to punished,
你会遭受惩罚
in ways you won't understand
以一种你完全无法理解的方式
for longer than you think is rational or possible.
惩罚时间也比你认为的要长得多
But then one day,
但有那么一天
you'll do something he likes, and he'll stop.
你会做出让他喜欢的事情惩罚就此停止
And eventually you'll either adapt or lose your mind.
最后你要么适应要么疯掉
Okay.
好吧
Girls.
姐俩好
Girls.
好姐俩
As a prison warden I know all too well
身为监狱长我十分了解
how rare stories of true rehabilitation can be,
所谓真正的改过自新简直是凤毛麟角
but this Dean and this prisoner stand here together today
但此时此刻这位院长和这位犯人共同站在一起
to prove that the dream is real.
证明了这个梦是真实存在的
I'm here for the ceremony.
我是来参加就职仪式的
Last name?
请问贵姓
Gellar, prisoner ID 042098.
盖勒囚犯编号♥042098
Okay, go on.
好进去吧
Hi, I'm here for the ceremony.
你好我是来参加就职仪式的
Have a nice night, sir.
晚上好先生
Dean Craig Pelton.
克拉格·派尔顿院长
Do you accept responsibility
你是否愿意承担
for any damage incurred by hiring a felon?
因聘请重罪犯而导致的任何伤害
I do.
我愿意