废柴联盟（2009）

Community S06E06

Part 5 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

Look, I see there's a lot of Jews in the crowd.
我发现观众席里有很多犹太人
I mean, you know, there isn't,
我是说其实并没有
but usually when I do my act, there's more.
但平时我演出时会有很多犹太人的
But, you know, I have a whole Jew thing.
话说我有一堆关于犹太人的吐槽
Do it!
快演
Okay, okay.
好吧好吧
Who is this guy?
这家伙是谁啊
Stop performing!
快停止演出
Do not stop performing!
不许停止演出
Okay, this guy.
好吧这家伙
Look at him. It looks like he ate so much.
瞧瞧他貌似他吃太多哦
He's very fat.
他真是肥死了
Don't do this to me.
不许这么说我
Shut up and listen.
闭嘴好好听
I see that you're fat,
我看到你很肥
but are you also black or Jewish?
那如果同时还是黑人或犹太人呢
You know, it's hard to be fat when you're black or Jewish
要知道如果你是黑人或犹太人会很难变肥
because when you're black,
因为如果你是黑人
your community steals all your food,
你的邻居会把你所有的食物偷走
so you can't eat as much.
所以你不会吃那么多
And when you're Jewish, nobody ever buys anything,
而如果你是犹太人根本没人会买♥♥东西
so you can't eat as much.
所以你也不会吃很多
You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
你做了该死不做也该死
Oh, dear God.
上帝啊
The bastards did it.
那些混♥蛋♥做到了
They leaked the entire school's data.
他们把整个学校的数据都黑了
Oh, okay.
好啦
So hey, fat guy in the audience.
喂观众席里的那个肥仔
Have you found anyone else you could love,
你有找到自己可以爱的人吗
like another fat person?
比如另外一个肥仔
Or, are you one of those fat people who will always be alone?
你也是那种肥而注孤一生的人吧
Hey, Leonard, you enjoy my girlfriend in 2009?
伦纳德 2009年你居然跟我女友劈腿
As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry.
就像她对你抄袭的情诗一样咯
I will kill you.
我要杀了你
Don't act like you care about me.
别装得跟你很关心我一样
I've seen all of your cartoons about me.
你恶搞我的卡♥通♥画我都看了
I am this school's worst nightmare!
我是这个学校最可怕的噩梦
I am a.
我是...
Man, it's like Road Warrior out there,
要命外面就跟「公路勇士」一样[疯狂的麦克斯2]
but if petrol were privacy
只不过汽油变成了隐私
and bad teeth were dirty secrets.
「坏牙」则是肮脏的秘密
Good news! Neil's talking to us again.
好消息尼尔又跟我们说话了
He says he respects our moral position,
他说他尊重我们的道德立场
but not our execution.
但不包括我们的实施方式
Also, he says he's never talking to us again.
另外他说他再也不会跟我们说话了
I don't see how we can bounce back from this one.
我真是不知道我们该如何从这件事中恢复过来
This one?
这件事
Yeah.
是啊
If you follow a theme of revealed secrets,
如果你有关注剧集揭秘的话题
the email hack is the third installment of a trilogy
电邮被黑事件只是三部曲的第三部而已
that began with Annie losing a pen,
第一部是安妮丢笔事件
in what I've come to call the Golden Age.
发生时间被我称作「黄金年代」
I'm guessing the second chapter would be
那我猜第二部应该是
when your best friend vanished on a mysterious boat trip
某老头手♥淫♥精尽而亡之后你最好的朋友
after the older one masturbated himself to death? Yeah.
登上一艘神秘大船绝尘而去没错
If that's one you guys bounced back from,
如果你们能从那种事中恢复过来
we might be okay.
这个不足为虑
What's the lesson here?
这里能吸取到什么教训吗
I always wanna make sure I know what the lesson is.
我一直想知道这其中的教训是什么
I'm a completist.
我可是完美主义者
The rest of the school's in shambles,
学校的其他人现在各种混乱
so maybe we're more evolved and forgiving than them.
所以我们也许应该更进化比他们更宽容
We already know that, stupid.
我们早就知道了白♥痴♥
I feel more desensitized to jokes about Jews and blacks.
我对那些关于犹太人和黑人的玩笑越发麻木了
Is that good?
这样算好事吗
Say what?
说啥呢
We know the pieces of our privacy, freedom of speech,
我们知道了大家的隐私言论自♥由♥
terrorism, and government.
恐♥怖♥主♥义♥以及政♥府♥
So, the lesson is probably an ironic pairing,
所以教训大概就是一种讽刺的配对吧
like one man's privacy is another man's freedom.
比如一个人的隐私就是另外一个人的自♥由♥
Government is terrorism.
政♥府♥即恐♥怖♥主♥义♥
The only free speech is private speech.
唯一自♥由♥的言论就是隐私言论
A free government terrorizes privacy.
一个自♥由♥政♥府♥对隐私实行恐怖统治
That's all four, bitches.
四个全齐了贱♥人♥们
Terror is terrorized by-.
恐怖政♥治♥的恐怖统治者是
Terry the terrorist?
泰丽恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
Tarry not, for terrorism terrifies.
莫停歇恐♥怖♥主♥义♥的恐吓
Government. Speech.
政♥府♥ 言论
We caught the hacker.
我们抓到黑客了
This is Ryan, AKA StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah,
这是莱恩即奶酪骗子线又名放屁戒条
Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty.
头骨和勃屌♥88 冰雪奇烂乳♥头♥小将
You don't need to know all his names.
大家没必要知道他所有的昵称
He lives across the street from the campus,
他就住在大学街对面
and he's got something he wants to say.
他现在有话想说
Don't you? I'm sorry.
是不是呀对不起
For what?
对不起什么
For guessing your school
对不起猜到你们学校的
master password was changeme.
主密♥码♥是changeme[改变我]
How do you sleep at night, Warburton?
你晚上怎么能安然入眠沃伯顿
You were one of us.
你曾经是我们的一员
You were free.
你曾经是自♥由♥的
No one's free when they're one of anything.
当身为某团伙的一员时就不会是自♥由♥的
And to answer your question,
关于你的问题
I sleep alone with one eye open.
我的答案是我睡觉时会睁着一只眼
That's why I'm not the one in cuffs.
所以我才不是被铐上手铐的一员
Let's go, Fartmitzvah.
走吧放屁戒条
Crime doesn't pay.
犯罪没有好下场
Crime doesn't pay.
犯罪没有好下场
Crime doesn't pay.
犯罪没有好下场
I'm sorry if I used photography
抱歉我利用照片
to digitally approximate some of your naked bodies.
数码模拟了你们其中某些人的裸体
It's all right.
没关系啦
It is? No!
真的吗才不是咧
Anything?
有发现吗
Same as yesterday.
跟昨天一样
Big cloud of data raining over a pasture.
巨大的数据云在牧场上下起倾盆大雨
All 8 billion sheep keep grazing.
80亿只绵羊继续被放牧
Is that good?
这算是好事吗
Sure.
当然
The thing you said back there about not being a part of anything.
你刚刚说的身为某团体的一员
Is that really how you feel?
是你的真实感受吗
It's not a question of how I feel.
我如何感受并不重要
I feel like flying.
我喜欢飞翔
I don't jump off buildings.
但我也不会去跳大楼
Do you believe in God, Warburton?
你相信上帝吗沃伯顿
You know, there's no rule that says we have to be friends, right?
要知道并没有规定要求咱们必须得是朋友对吧
How about common courtesy? Familiar with that rule?
基本礼貌呢你对这条规则熟悉不
The words common and courtesy have opposite values.
所谓基本和礼貌的价值观其实是对立的
Common courtesy is just gibberish, hocus pocus,
基本礼貌其实是胡说八道毫无意义
a spell we cast when hoping to cheat reality.
是我们意图欺骗现实时的咒语
You're a cynical son of a bitch.
你真是个愤世嫉俗的混小子
I'll give you that.
这是我对你的评价
You know, my wife, she makes these dream catchers.
我妻子做了一些捕梦网
Shut the hell up.
闭上你的臭嘴
How fast can you get us to the mainframe hardline?
你能用多快赶到主机智硬线
Yankee Doodle Dandy!
美♥国♥佬♥儿冲啊[源自扬基之歌♥]
Did you get any of that?
你看懂了吗