加州靡情（2007）
Californication S07E03
Part 2
Dec. 1, 2020, 12:22 p.m.
I love you too.
我也爱你
Where's my hug? Asshole.
我的拥抱呢 混帐
Can you wait in the car for a minute?
你能到车上去等吗
No funny stuff.
别玩花样
You look cute.
真帅
How's Karen?
凯伦怎么样了
Oh, she's been busy
她挺忙的
hating on me and whatnot, making voodoo dolls.
忙着恨我 扎我小人儿
Oh! There she goes again.
噢 又来了
Ahh, and in the back too. She's getting busy.
我的后♥庭♥ 她两边都不落下
Do you want me to talk to her? Uh, that's not a good idea.
想我去跟她谈谈吗 不好吧
You're already a little too milf-y for her taste.
你对她来说太过于熟♥女♥了
Really? Why would you say that?
真的吗 为什么这么说
Because that's what she said.
因为她就这么说的
Wow, that is so nice of her.
她也太好了吧
She is so beautiful.
她好美哦
Yeah, me and my beautiful baby mamas--lucky me.
是啊 我孩子的妈们都漂亮 太幸运了
Keep an eye on him, okay?
把他看好了 行吗
Because he can get a little weird in social situations.
在社交场合他会有点怪
Really? I hadn't noticed that.
是吗 没注意呢
What do you mean "weird"?
什么叫有点"怪"
He's not gonna yank out his dick, is he?
他不会把鸡鸡掏出来玩吧
I don't think so. You don't think so?
我想不会 你想不会
Look, maybe he went through a phase
也许他曾经历过一段
where he liked to expose himself to girls.
喜欢把私处暴露给女生看的时期
And if he did,
如果他确实这么做过
"Maybe"? It was totally normal
也许 那也非常正常
and a developmentally appropriate way
在当时对他来说也是一种
for him to express his sexuality.
对性的恰当的表达
Well... And it was a long time ago.
那个 而且是很久以前的事了
We got through it.
我们熬过来了
All right, kids, let's make some fucking television.
好了 伙计们 一起来拍电视剧吧
Yes.
好的
Hugh, my boy, you're up. You're writing episode three.
休 到你了 你写第三集的剧本
Awesome! Appreciate the vote of confidence, boss.
太棒了 谢谢你给我的鼓励 老大
Yeah, yeah. Let's hear it.
得了 说说看吧
Okay, okay, okay.
好的 好的
Fade in...We open on the Santa Monica strand.
画面淡入 以圣塔莫尼卡的海滨开场
Camera finds danko Jones.
镜头聚焦到丹科·琼斯
He's rollerblading down the street.
他踩着轮滑鞋滑啊滑
Rollerblad--why the fuck is he rollerblading?
轮滑... 他为什么要轮滑
Why is the incredibly cool, aggressively male
为什么我们剧里酷到极点
star of our show rollerblading?
咄咄逼人的男主要穿轮滑
Because he wants to meet women.
因为他想结识女人
Works like a charm. Trust.
穿轮滑绝对魅力十足 相信我
Anyway, stay with me.
先听我说下去
Danko meets this beautiful girl on the strand.
丹科在海边遇到了一位美丽的姑娘
She is bangin'.
她饥渴难耐
Think Rihanna meets...
想象一下蕾哈娜遇见...
Someone even hotter than Rihanna.
不 她比蕾哈娜还性感撩人
Danko takes her home and bangs the shit out of her,
丹科把她带回家大干三百回合
'cause that's just the kind of guy our Danko is. Yeah.
就像他的一贯作风 没错
Next morning, he wakes up, she's gone.
第二天一早等他醒来 姑娘已经走了
He heads off to work. Guess who the new Captain is.
他起身去上班 你们猜新上任的队长是谁
Roller girl.
正是那个姑娘
Deal with that, Danko.
看你怎么办 丹科
Hank, you're writing Episode Three.
汉克 你来写第三集
I'll write it.
我写吧
Hank, you're writing episode three.
汉克 你来写
I do have 15 years of procedural experience...
我都干电视这行十五年了
versus the rapist, who has none.
而他这个强♥奸♥犯毫无经验
Hank, Episode Three. Groovy.
汉克 第三集归你了 棒极了
What do you got? What do you mean?
你有什么想法 什么意思
Story ideas-- let's go.
剧情的灵感 说说吧
Oh, I-I'm not a-a big fan of outlining, per se.
其实我不太喜欢写梗概什么的
I like to do a fair amount of exploring on the page.
更喜欢用笔尖去探索
Well, that's good to know.
不错
Save it for your novel, all right?
留着你写小说的时候用吧
Writing a good episode of television
要创作出精彩的电视剧
means knowing every single little fucking thing
就要在你下笔前
before you put pen to paper.
弄清所有的细节
This way, the work is done before you even begin.
这样才能事半功倍
Well, what about a bad episode of television?
那些烂俗的剧呢
Same thing.
一个道理
Come on, man, pitch me something!
快点 给点料啊
This isn't a fucking internship.
你又不是来实习的
Okay, all right. Okay.
好吧 好吧
There's a--there's a-- there's--
有...有一个...
there's a serial rapist run amok in Santa Monica.
一个连环强♥奸♥犯在圣莫妮卡横行
Good. Here we go.
不错 又来了
Don't worry. I'll make sure he gets his comeuppance.
别担心 我不会让他有好下场的
And--and he's targeting hot female rollerbladers, right?
他专挑滑轮滑的美女下手
And--and Danko Jones, against his will,
而丹科·琼斯迫于无奈
has to lace up and-- and hit the strand.
只能穿上女装 走上街头
Good. I like it.
不错 我喜欢
This is fun. This is funny.
有意思 很有意思
It's a fish out of water.
就像条出水的鱼
You got the cool black guy doing the stupid white-guy thing.
让一个潇洒的黑人去干白人的烂活
This is how we tell stories.
这才叫讲故事
Riff on it a little bit.
再润色一下
What do you got for a "B" Story?
另一条线你有什么想法
Yeah...
这个...
What if this doesn't need a "B" Story?
如果不需要另一条线呢
What if this is just a very special episode
就把这集做成黄金时段的
of primetime-- oh, hey, lunch.
特别集... 午饭来了
Oh, my god.
天哪
What took you so long?
怎么这么慢
Kid, you got to pretend like I'm hypoglycemic.
你得把我当成患低血糖的病人
What part of "Chopped and tossed,
我不是告诉你"切碎 拌匀
extra dressing on the side, no onions"
边上多点调料 不要洋葱"吗
Don't you understand?
你听不懂吗
Chopped and tossed! Extra dressing on the side!
切碎 拌匀 边上多点调料
No onions!
不要洋葱
Motherfucker!
他妈的
Way to go, Levon.
别灰心 莱文
You should go get some cupcakes.
你最好去买♥♥几个纸杯蛋糕
It'll cheer him up.
会帮他平复心情的
I think he prefers sprinkles to crumbs,
不管怎样 我建议你
for what it's worth. Cupcakes.
买♥♥撒糖霜的 别买♥♥糖粒的 纸杯蛋糕
Nobody wants cupcakes, Hugh.
没人想吃纸杯蛋糕 休
Yes!
太棒了
They have peanut butter mocha fudge today.
今天有卖♥♥花生黄油摩卡软糖
You okay?
没事吧
Fuck, no.
当然有事
I just got my asshole torn apart in there.
我刚刚可是被骂的狗血淋头
Yeah, just dust yourself off, get back in there.
调整好心态就回去吧
That's all you can do.
不然还能怎么办
Why didn't you stick up for me?
你怎么不帮我说话
'Cause you fucked up.
因为的确是你搞砸了
You know, those people take their lunches very seriously.
那些人可相当看重每天的午饭
I've never seen anything like it, actually.
虽然我从没见过这样的人
Can I get a cigarette? Mmmm.
我能抽一根吗 不行
That shit was really fucking uncalled for--you know it.
但他也没必要那样啊
Did he hit you? Did he fire you?
他打你了吗 开除你了吗
Did he stick his finger up your ass and make you smell it?
用手指捅到你屁♥股♥里让你闻味了吗
No, I don't think so. No.
好像没有 没有吧
I think you'd know.
你自己还不清楚吗
He didn't.
他没有
So just, you know, do better tomorrow.
明天好好干就行了
My whole life has been about doing better tomorrow.
我这辈子都靠这句话活着呢
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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