豪斯医生（2004）

House M.D. S08E06

Part 1 Oct. 28, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

Ok, boys and girls.
好了姑娘小伙们
Guess what kind of animal Wacky Benny is making now?
猜猜古怪班尼现在要做什么动物了
It gets a big head.
它有一个大头
Is it a dead animal?
是死掉的动物吧
I say we put him out of his misery
我想还是别让他再出丑了
and bring out Emma's cake.
把艾玛的蛋糕拿出来吧
He's so new to this.
他也是刚入行不久
How's he gonna learn if we stop his act?
如果把他轰下台他怎么能从中受益呢
You're a sucky clown.
你真是个笨小丑
And you're a super-duper audience.
你真是个臭屁的观众
Hey, that is not okay.
这样做可不行了
Hey, keep your hands off my son.
别碰我儿子
Tell him to keep his hand off me.
你告诉他先别碰我
I can't move my arm or leg.
我的四肢动不了了
So how does a completely healthy teenager have a mini-stroke?
一名完全健康的青少年怎么会突然轻微中风呢
Head CT and cerebral angiogram are normal.
脑部CT扫描和脑血管造影的结果均正常
Clotting parameters are normal.
凝血参数也正常
You're forgetting the wrinkly clump in the middle of his shirt.
你们没看见他衬衣上有一处褶皱
Thought we'd diagnose the middle-aged clown first.
我以为咱们是要先诊断这个中年小丑呢
It's probably from my seat belt.
估计是安全带勒的
Wrinkle pattern's too varied.
褶皱的纹理毫无规律
It looks like someone shoved you or grabbed you.
看上去像是被什么人推了或是抓了一下
Probably from the diaper bag.
或者是纸尿裤袋子弄的
If the patient's using drugs,
如果病人有毒瘾
cocaine could have caused an arterial spasm in his brain.
可♥卡♥因♥可能引起他大脑中的动脉痉挛
The tox screen was clean.
毒性检测显示他没有吸毒
I'm gonna say it was the ex-girlfriend you cheated on,
我猜是被你劈腿的前女友抓的
not the ex-wife you cheated with.
而不是陪你劈腿的前妻
If the latter was prone to violence,
如果后者要对你动手
you'd have been scattered in various dumpsters years ago.
你早就被打得满地找牙了
Seriously?
有没有搞错
No one else wants to talk about the patient?
除了我没人想聊聊病人的情况吗
New office furniture. Meaty topic.
崭新的办公室家具还是肉色主题
What's the action on the ex-wife?
前妻的赔率是多少
It was Rachel's boyfriend Phil.
是瑞秋的男友菲尔干的
His company's moving him back to Portland.
他的公♥司♥把他调回波特兰了
He wants me to change my visitation order
他想让我调整我照看孩子的时间
so he can ask Rachel and my daughter to
好让瑞秋和我女儿
move out west with him.
搬到西边和他一起住
Things got a little heated.
我们越吵越厉害
The patient was punched in the groin.
病人被打中要害
Could have triggered a massive sympathetic discharge.
会不会引起大量交感神经释放冲动
Carotid duplex is normal.
颈动脉超声正常
Who's better qualified to be the Daddy?
谁更合适当这个父亲呢
The guy who spilled a little DNA in her gene pool
是那个只提供了一半DNA的家伙
or the guy who's gonna be there day and night
还是日夜守护在她身边
to pass on important values
向她教授类似不要在离婚后
like not shtupping Mommy after the divorce?
把妈妈肚子搞大这类人生道理的家伙呢
I am her Daddy.
我才是她的父亲
She's staying here.
她必须留在这
House has a point.
豪斯说得有道理
A couple nights a week with each kid may make you feel better.
每周轮着陪孩子能让你感觉好受些
Doesn't replace two 'round-the-clock parents.
但取代不了时时刻刻陪伴在旁的父母啊
'Round-the-clock or not,
不管是不是时刻在一起
parenting's an impossible job.
为人父母都是项无法完成的工作
No way not to mess it up.
反正都会搞砸的
Why shouldn't Taub be the one to do it?
陶博干嘛不去趟这浑水呢
Thank you. Makes sense.
谢谢你有道理
Park's tiger Mom and Dad were so insufferable.
朴克的虎妈狼爸着实让人难以忍♥受
She has to measure their affection in hours.
她得用小时计算父母的爱
Chase's careerist dad and alcoholic mom were so indifferent.
奇斯那只顾事业的父亲和酗酒的母亲也一样
He has to believe it's a wash.
只会让他相信父母都靠不住
Your turn.
到你了
What did your screwed-up parents do
你不负责任的双亲是怎么
to screw up your view of parenting?
扭曲你对为人父母的看法的
They were good parents.
他们是负责任的好父母
That's an oxymoron.
这是矛盾的
Chase is right.
奇斯说的对
All parents screw up all children.
所有父母都会毁了自己的孩子
He's also dreamy, but it's not relevant now.
他现在还在走神但这就没关系了
So all parents screw up all children,
这么说所有父母都在毁掉自己的孩子
but it makes some huge difference
但在我自己抚养女儿和让她离开之间
if I keep my daughter here or let her move?
就有天壤之别了吗
Endocarditis.
心内膜炎
Flipped a piece of vegetation into his brain,
他大脑中有一片赘生物
which could have broken up before the angiogram.
有可能在血管造影前就破碎了
Transesophageal echo to confirm.
用经食道心脏超声来确认一下
Screwed up is your best case.
你最好还是放她走
Bouncing between a philandering workaholic Dad
夹在风情万种的工作狂父亲
and an embittered, sexually betrayed Mom,
和被劈腿后十分痛苦的母亲中间
it's gonna lead to screwed-up squared.
她会让你俩成为糟糕父母的领军人物
Is endocarditis treatable?
心内膜炎可以治愈吗
Very.
没问题
The echo will show us any growths on his heart valve.
用超声能看出他心脏瓣膜上是否长有异物
Most likely meds will be enough.
一般情况下吃吃药就可以了
He won't even need surgery.
都不用动手术
He's just taken up performing
他的表演事业才刚起步
and it's very stressful for him.
他现在压力挺大的
Could that have caused this?
会不会是这个原因
It's not stressful. I have fun.
没什么压力我很开心
Stress wouldn't be relevant,
压力可能没什么关系
but anything that increases his adrenalin
但能引起他肾上腺素升高的因素
could have made it worse.
倒是会让他的情况更糟
Maybe we find you a new hobby,
也许我们能给你找一个新爱好
one you're a little better at.
你更擅长的爱好
I'm gonna get better at it, and it's not a hobby.
我会越演越好的而且那不只是个爱好
I-I think I want to get a job working as a circus clown,
我想到马戏团去当职业小丑
making people laugh.
为别人带来欢乐
Ben, I-I don't think that's a good idea.
本我想这可不是个好主意
It was good enough for my Dad.
我爸就会认为这挺好的
You're a, uh--
你是...
No, his biological father.
不是他他是指他的生父
Could his Dad's melanoma be a factor here?
他的病会不会跟他生父的黑色素瘤有关呢
That wouldn't be related.
应该也没关系
Ben, you barely knew him.
本你根本不了解他
You're such a smart kid.
你是个很聪明的孩子
You could aim a lot higher
你的志向可以更远大一些
than face paint and seltzer bottles.
而不是在脸上涂油彩扔水瓶子
I need treatment for my type 2 diabetes.
我需要治疗我的二型糖尿病
There is absolutely no part of that sentence that is true.
你刚才那句话没有一点是真的
I've been experiencing weight gain, fatigue,
我的体重在增加时常感到疲劳
and sluggishness.
还爱发呆
Weight loss is a symptom of diabetes.
体重下降才是糖尿病的症状
Fatigue is a symptom
疲劳是因为
of thinking you have a disease you don't actually have,
你总以为自己得了你没有得的病
and sluggishness is a synonym of fatigue.
而发呆是由疲劳引起的
I need insulin. I know it.
我需要注射胰岛素我知道的
Much as I'd like to kill you
虽然我特别想把你血糖
by dangerously lowering your blood sugar,
降到危险值杀了你
murder violates my parole.
但谋杀会让我失去假释
That bloodwork is week's old.
这血检结果是一周前的
Test me again.
再给我检测一下
I am the test. The test is negative.
我就是血检结果就是你没有糖尿病
The test also thinks you're a giant pain in the ass.
结果还说你是个讨厌鬼
That last insult was your cue to leave.
最后这句骂你的话是告诉你该离开了
Test me.
给我做血检
Fine. Wait right here.
好吧在这等着
Thank you.
谢谢你
Sleep study.
睡眠研究
Please make sure he's not disturbed for the next eight hours.
请保证他在接下来的八个小时内不受打扰