DC超级英雄美少女TV版（2019）

DC Super Hero Girls S01E29

Part 1 Sept. 18, 2020, 12:10 p.m.

DC超级英雄美少女
第一季第二十九集
安静快点
Settle down, now.
这是晨间集♥会♥ 不是课间休息
This is a morning assembly, not recess.
我太无礼了
How rude of me.
墨西哥卷饼
Morning burrito?
这里面有六种豆子
It's got six kinds of beans in it.
行吧不是所有人都喜欢高级料理
Oh, well, not everyone likes haute cuisine.
所有人坐下
Everybody, sit down!
是芭芭拉·戈登
It was Barbara Gordon.
再来一杯巴里
Hit me again, Barry.
不好吧小芭
Uh, I don't know, Babs.
你不觉得你喝得够多了吗
Don't you think you've had enough? I mean,
摄入那么多奶
I know that much dairy--
今天发生这种事我的人生完蛋了
After what happened today, my life is over!
所以再来一杯
So, hit me again!
行吧我知道了
Okay, yeah, okay, I get it.
但是听我说虽然今天每个人都在说你闲话
But, listen, maybe everybody's talking about you today
给你起绰号♥ 编成流行歌♥曲
and making up nicknames and changing the lyrics to pop songs.
*她的恶臭故事就此开始*
*Her tale Of stinkiness started*
*就在那一刻当小小芭*
*The moment When young Babs far--*
我谢谢你
Thank you for that.
抱歉
Sorry.
绝了
Classic.
巴里
Barry!
你换发型了吗
Did you change your hair?
巴里我昨晚不一整周都通宵了
Barry, I was up all night, well, week.
你看
And, look!
花了80个小时的精密计算
It only took eighty hours of intense calculating
但我算出来了看
but I did it. See!
不放屁
我可以弥补所有事
I can fix everything!
你可以
You can?
实际上不是我
Actually, I can't.
这对心脏不太好
Ah, emotional rollercoaster.
是我们
We can!
我们只要回到过去
All we have to do is go back in time
确保我不会吃
and make sure I never eat
那份豆子墨西哥卷早餐
that breakfast bean burrito in the first place.
这就会改变时空构造
This altering the very fabric
把我们送到一个平行时间线
of space-time wrapping us into a parallel timeline
那天早上在全校面前
where on that morning in front of the whole school
我就不会放屁了
I did not toot my own horn.
就是这样
So to speak.
我真佩服你能把不可能的事说得如此简单
It's cool how you make impossible stuff sound like, super easy.
因为就是很简单
That's 'cause it is.
如果今早的算法是对的
If this morning's calculations are correct,
你本来就有回到过去的能力
you've had the power to travel back in time all along
只是我们没有发现
and we just never knew it.
你只要在N维空间的双半曲区域上
All you have to do is synchronize non-fermionic cork spin
与非费米子级后倾自转同步
with a semi-hyperbolic region of n-dimensional space.
你只要以超高速绕圈跑
All you have to do is run around in a circle really really fast.
对啊没问题
Oh, yeah, right, totally, duh.
闪电侠我们改写历史吧
All right, the Flash, let's unmake history.
这次集♥会♥可以拯救很多生命
This assembly is going to save a lot of lives.
我们做到了他还在布置会场
We did it. He's still setting up.
现在换掉我还没吃的叛徒墨西哥卷早餐
Now to swap out my yet to be eaten traitorous morning burrito.
再也不见
Good riddance.
然后放上没有豆子的
And putting one without beans.
是的我一直带着各种墨西哥卷
Yes, I carry a variety of burritos with me at all times.
看看有没有效
Come on. Let's see if it worked.
奥利弗
Oliver!
我的恶臭故事什么时候开始的
At what moment did my tale of stinkiness start?
用唱歌♥回答我
Answer in a song.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
成功了
It totally worked!
巴里
Oh, Barry,
谁能想到改变过去可以感觉这么好
who knew changing the past would feel so amazing?
当我想起我人生中遗憾的事
When I think of all the things I regret in life...
错过的电影说错的单词
the movies I missed, the words I mispronounced,
没惩罚的罗宾
the Robins I didn't tell off.
如果我们可以回到过去
If we could somehow go back in time,
我们可以回去
we could go back
让你告诉我
and tell you to tell me...
我们说什么来着
What were we talking about?
你说得对
You're right!
我们应该回到过去弥补所有遗憾
We should go back in time and fix every regret we've ever had.
你是天才巴里
You're a genius, Barry.
我们走
Vamanos.
3年前
你还记得《蝙蝠侠大战披萨鼠》
Remember Batman vs. Pizza Rat,
第77话限♥量♥版烫金封面吗
number 77, limited edition, foil cover?
那本三小时售罄的漫画吗
The one that was sold out everywhere in three hours?
"售罄"只有你知我知
"Was" being the operative word.
我想买♥♥一份最好的
I'd like one copy of your finest
《蝙蝠侠大战披萨鼠》第77话限♥量♥版烫金封面
Batman vs. Pizza Rat number 77, limited edition, foil cover,
先生
my good sir.
只收现金
Cash only.
巴里
Barry!
等一下我有
Hang on, I got you, I got you.
我有五美分
I have five cents.
我该去哪找三块五
Where am I going to get $3.50?
或者说何时
Or when...
12年前
把这看作你对未来的投资孩子
Think of it as investing in your future, kid.
现在如何
How do you like me now?
太酷了
That was so cool.
说到酷你知道我在想什么吗
Speaking of cool, you thinking what I'm thinking?
猜不到
Doubtful.
33年前
我现在懂那些梗了
I get all those memes now.
10年前
你能相信他们禁了这种糖
Can you believe they banned
就因为有小孩胀气死了
this candy just 'cause some kids blew up?
一周前
不错的尝试烂泥
Nice try, mud.
这会让你上瘾的巴里
You gotta get on this, Barry.
我不确定
I don't know.
我感觉我的人生
It's like I think my life's,
我的人生原本就挺好的
you know, my life is pretty great the way it is.
得了吧总有想改变的事
Come on. There's gotta be something.
你犯过最大的错是什么
What's the biggest mistake of your life?
你最大的遗憾
Your biggest regret?
4年前
它在这儿
There it is.
你为什么这么蠢
How could you be so stupid?
不好意思什么
I'm sorry, what?
这张生日卡是给我祖母的
Yeah, so this birthday card, it's for my nana.
这是她七十大寿看这里
It was her 70th birthday. Look here.
我写的是生日快乐祖母
I wrote, "Happy Birthday Nana!"
但我只写了一个感叹号♥
But I only put one exclamation point.
其实我比这开心多了
I was way happier than that.
她肯定觉得我是个冷血怪物
She must have thought I was a monster.
现在我终于能摆脱这些年的内疚感了
Now I can stop being so burdened all the time.
既然我们解决了所有问题
Oh, now that we've solved all of life's problems,
是不是该回到现在
shall we return to the present
享受我们创造的辉煌了呢
and bask in the awesomeness we just created?
现在
巴里你怎么这么不小心
Barry, how could you be so careless?
这是我的错
This is my fault?
是你非得去
You're the one who had to
加上不存在的标点符号♥
go sticking punctuation where it didn't belong
现在你破坏了时空连续性
and now you've messed up the space-time continuum.
我真的很抱歉
I'm so sorry.
小芭但是现在看上去