副总统（2012）
Veep S03E10
Part 5
Oct. 12, 2020, 8:11 p.m.
- Yes, I did. - No, not really.
你刚说完 恪 然后Mike撞到了灯上面
You said "pre" and then Mike fell into the lamp.
发言人坚持说你要再宣誓一次
The Speaker insists that you take it again
那次宣誓不合法 所以你还不是总统
and that the oath isn't legal and that you're not the president.
我现在就是总统
I am the president!
我知道
I know, I know.
我才不会回去特区 我要留在新罕不什尔
I'm not going back to DC. I'm staying in New Hampshire.
让首席大♥法♥官来这里让我宣誓
Get the Chief Justice to come here and do it.
等一下 我有个更好的主意 在当地找个法官来帮我宣誓
No! I got a better idea. Get a local judge to do it.
等等 等等 这样做不就会显得上不了台面了吗
Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that gonna look just a little bit tacky?
我又不是找个冒牌猫王来帮我宣誓就职
It's not like I'm trying to get sworn in by an Elvis impersonator.
- 好好想想吧你- 等一下
- Think about it.- No, no, no.
我觉得这样更有利
That could be really great for us.
这样正好迎合新罕不什尔那种自我主义
Play up to New Hampshire's already inflated sense of self-importance.
没错 我马上去联♥系♥
Exactly. I got it. I'm on it, yeah.
还有把Catherine找来 因为我要
And get Catherine, okay? 'Cause I gotta... you know...
- 找她拿东西- 圣经
- have her hold the thing.- The Bible.
对 拿圣经
The Bible... yeah.
好的 天啊
Okay, God damn... ahem.
刚才不好意思
Hi, sorry about that.
没关系 那我们继续看一下衣服里面
That's all right. Let's move on to the detachable inner portion
- 那些可拆装部分 这些部分是防水的- 好的
- of the suit, which is water-resistant...- Okay.
是因为你拿着消防软管
Oh, because you're holding a fire hose.
- 我明白了- 总统女士
- Yes, I get it.- Madam President.
- 怎么了 - 不好意思又打扰了
- Yes? - I'm so sorry to interrupt again.
- 不好意思- 真的很抱歉
- Sorry.- I'm so sorry.
我得把这边的火先浇熄才行
Gotta put out another fire over here, I guess.
操 又怎么了
Shit. What is it?
伊朗那边对您解雇了 Leslie Kerr 正式地表达出不满了
Iran is officially pissed that you fired Leslie Kerr.
很明显他们很喜欢这家伙 应该跟他留胡子有关系
Apparently they liked the guy. It must be the beard.
什么叫做 正式地表达不满
What does "officially pissed" mean?
他们发表了官方声明
Well, they made an official statement
这会让市场受阻
that could spook the markets.
譬如 抬高油价
You know, spike gas prices.
你必须要重新聘任Leslie Kerr
You've gotta reinstate Leslie Kerr, period.
不 我们不是说好这样做会引起公♥关♥危机吗
No, we agreed that would be a PR disaster.
那你是宁愿惹毛那些蓝领货车司机
So you'd rather piss off blue-collar truck drivers
- 和他们家的母老虎吗- 嘘
- and their chicken-frying wives?- Shh.
我们身边都是这种人
We're surrounded by these people.
给我小声点
Keep your voice down.
快打给他
Get him on the phone.
现在不会有人来打搅了
Hi. Now I am all yours.
女士 我真的 真的很抱歉经常打扰
Ma'am, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- 又怎么了- Diane Appleby 地方法官
- Yes?- Diane Appleby, a local federal judge,
- 15分钟之后就会来- 好的
- is gonna be here in 15 minutes.- Okay, um...
先生 你这里有比较私人的房♥间
Sir, do you have a private room that we could use very briefly
可以让我们进行一个简短的白宫事宜不
for some official White House business?
- 这不好说 我 - 你的办公室可以不
- Well, I don't know. I...- Perhaps your office?
总统女士 Leslie Kerr
Madam President? Leslie Kerr.
不好意思 Leslie
Excuse me. Leslie...?
我的办公室现在正在除黑霉
My office is being treated for black mold.
要去的话你们都要带防毒面具
You'd all have to wear protective masks.
- 这样有问题不 - 当然有问题
- Would that be a problem?- Yeah, it would.
Kane先生
Mr. Kane.
我只想跟你说退休者协会是我非常关心的一点
I just want you to know that the AARP is very close to my heart.
您能这样说真是太好了
That's good to hear.
我真的很高兴我们能得到你的支持
I am so pleased that we can count on your support.
- 乐意效劳 女士 - 知道我现在想做什么吗
- Happy to help, ma'am.- And you know what I want to do?
等我忙完就职宣誓之后
I want to do a photo with you
我想和你来张合照
after I'm done with this swearing-in business.
那么Jonah能和我们一起照不
And could young Jonah also be in the photograph?
- 当然 - 女士 请容许我说
- Sure.- Ma'am, can I say
能加入你的队伍是我莫大的荣幸
that I am just honored to be a part of your team?
只要你还是总统的话
And that I will serve you faithfully
我会全心全意的为您服务
as long as you happen to be president.
- 太好了 - 女士 房♥间准备好了 法官已为宣誓仪式准备好了
- That's lovely.- Ma'am, the room's clear. The judge is ready for the swearing in.
- Catherine来了没 我不清楚 她一定是被堵在路上了
- And Catherine's here?- I don't know. I think she must be stuck in traffic.
我需要她 她要拿着那本圣经的
Well, I need her. She's gotta hold the Bible.
我 我可以帮您拿的
Oh, I... I can do that.
- 不行 - 不行吗
- No. - No?
- 不好意思 我迟到了 我的宝贝来了
- I'm sorry I'm late.- Oh, my baby is here.
我家的闺女
My baby.
要带着这孩子
Gonna take this girl
去搞完那宣誓的事了 快点
and get this oath all sworn up. Come on.
你能在这么短的时间赶来
I can't thank you enough for coming
- 我真的太感谢你了 我很乐意帮忙
- this last minute.- I was happy to oblige.
谢谢你
Thank you very much.
- 抱歉打扰一下 法官大人 - 怎么了
- Sorry to interrupt. Your Honor.- Yes.
我就换一下角度让照片看起来好看点
I'm just going to make the shot a little better.
- 好的 - 好
- Okay. - So...
这样看起来应该不错
maybe here is good.
好的 好 嗯
Okay... oh. Uh-huh.
我 Selina Catherine Meyer
I, Selina Catherine Meyer...
这绝对是历史性的一刻
This is an historic moment.
我是说 我觉得这次比上次还好
I mean, I like this one better than the first one.
美♥利♥坚♥合众国之宪法
the Constitution of the United States...
看起来不错 她看起来就像是人♥民♥的总统
It's good, you know? She's the people's president.
这看起来很普通 但很真实
This looks ordinary, it looks relatable.
看起来糟透了 她看起来像是在演“闪电舞”
It looks horrible. She looks like she's in "Flashdance."
那发型就够他们调侃好几天了
They're gonna have a field day with that haircut.
泰国人妖在人♥民♥的工厂进行宣誓
"Thai lady-boy made head of sweatshop."
Selina幸运地第二次宣誓成为总统
Second time lucky for Selina as President Meyer...
形势看起来对Selina Meyer并不是很好
Things are not looking good for Selina Meyer
新罕不什尔的选民表达了自己的观点
as New Hampshire makes its voice heard...
新罕不什尔初选夜
新罕不什尔初选夜
现在已经可以肯定Danny Chung赢得这个州的选举
with victory now confirmed for Governor Danny Chung,
剩下的就是看谁能在新罕不什尔抢得第二把交椅
it's a race for second place here in New Hampshire...
我觉得新罕不什尔的竞选从一开始就有问题
I think that there were fundamental issues with the New Hampshire campaign
我希望我能早点来这里给你建议
and I just wish I'd have been here earlier to advise you.
竞选可比参加实验舞蹈团
Campaigns are a lot more difficult
要复杂很多 Catherine
than experimental dance troupes, Catherine.
还好我们赢下了迪克斯维尔山口镇
It's good we won Dixville Notch.
那里才12个人 Mike
It's got a population of 12, Mike.
我知道 Dan 但那里很出名啊
I know, Dan, but it's famous.
我们的耶稣的军团一开就只有十二个人
Our Lord Jesus started with 12.
他也没赢下新罕不什尔
He didn't win New Hampshire, either.
贝德福德结果还没出来 那地方还是很重要的
Look, Bedford hasn't come in yet. That's a big one.
我们能拿下 我们还是有机会的
We take Bedford, we got a shot.
- 贝德福德我们早就输了 - 什么 刚才吗
- We lost Bedford. - Shit. Just now?
不 Mike 在你刚才睡觉的时候
No, while you were sleeping, Mike.
我才没睡觉
I wasn't sleeping.
- 那达拉谟呢 - 选票还是
- What about Durham? - The numbers are the same
和你两分钟前问我的一样
as the last time you asked me two minutes ago.
怎么样了 有什么消息 有新消息不
What's going on? What are we hearing? Is there any news?
Chung赢了 现在我们就在看
Chung won. Right now we're just waiting to see...
等一下 CNN的Greg就要宣布了
Oh, wait. Greg at CNN is calling it.
- 我是第二吗 - 妈的 Thornhill拿下了
- Oh. Did I come in second? - Shit. Thornhill took it
- 只差1个百分点 您排第三 - 妈的
- by one percent. You came in third.- Shit.
噢
Oh...!
把那张照片删了
Delete that.
这样的照片是要放在那个次元做存档啊
In what world would that photograph work?
不就1个百分点 没什么的
It's one percent. That's nothing.
我是说基本上你就是第二的了 至少我们认为您是第二
You're second in our eyes,
我要说的就是这些了
I'll tell you that much.
谢谢你们 新罕不什尔
Thank you, New Hampshire!
谢谢你们 我现在站在你们的面前
Thank you. I stand before you tonight
不是一个沾沾自喜的人 而是一个谦逊的州长
not in triumph, but in humility.
没有任何的嘉奖的感觉
Not with a sense of entitlement,
反倒是增加了一丝的责任感
but with a sense of responsibility.
- Sue 办公室准备好没 - 你给改革投上了关键一票
- Sue? Are they ready for us?- You have voted for change...
去它的 我他妈可不管
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