副总统（2012）

Veep S03E06

Part 2 Oct. 12, 2020, 8:10 p.m.

there is no Maddox-Meyer feud.
而且顺便一说就算有
And if there was, by the way,
那也是“Meyer-Maddox”恩怨
it would be a "Meyer-Maddox" feud.
对对她在前面就是这样
Yeah, yeah. She would go first. That's right.
Amy 当不上竞选主管的日子
So, Amy, how's not being campaign manager
怎麽样？
not working out for you?
说真的还不错
Really, it's fine.
Selina和我这些年来
Selina and I have developed
发展了深厚的友谊
such a good friendship over the years
不管怎样她都对我无话不谈
that she tells me everything, anyway.
我怎麽也想不到你们俩做朋友
I never pegged you two as friends.
你在她身边看起来总是有点紧张
You always seem kind of tense around her.
我看起来紧张
I look tense,
是因爲……嗯首先是因爲我的宽肩膀
because... yes, well, one, I have broad shoulders,
第二是因爲工作要求
and, two, because that's the job.
这份工作就让我一副紧张模样
The job is what makes me look tense.
但在所有这些工作压力下
But underneath all the work tension,
我其实非常放松
I'm really very relaxed.
你听说Emily Lafuente的事了吗？
Have you heard about Emily Lafuente?
- 太可怕了 - 真是悲剧
- It is so awful. - Such a tragic thing.
我很抱歉但我得说你们国家的枪太多了
I'm sorry to say, in your country you have too many guns.
太多太多了但我认爲我们有个小障碍
Way too many. But I think we have a little problem,
叫做第二修正案（保障持枪权）
and it's called the Second Amendment.
人们认爲这是他们天生的权利你看
People think it's their birthright, you see.
给婴儿枪的权利？
To give guns to babies?
那个只有在亚利桑那而已
Well, only in Arizona.
Minna 我是开玩笑的
Minna, I've made a joke.
我也是开玩笑……
And me also, I made a joke...
关于给婴儿枪♥支♥的事
for giving the guns to the babies.
因爲我知道你们不会把枪给婴儿的
Because I know you don't give the guns to the babies.
不当然不那太危险了
No, of course not. It would be dangerous.
对嘭！不那太可怕了
Yeah. Bang! No, it would be awful.
很可怕
Awful.
- Amy, Amy. - Yes?
- Ray在这儿 - 我看到了
- Ray's here. - I see.
他几乎完全治好了我的肩膀
He practically fixed my shoulder.
他不只是个私人教练
He's not just a personal trainer,
更像是个私人耶稣
he's like a personal Jesus.
他可以很好地改善你的……
And he could really help you with your...
呃一切说真的
well, really everything, actually.
你在说什麽？
What are you talking about?
我一直关注着你
I've been watching you.
我看得出你很紧张
I see all of this tension.
你想从哪儿开始脖子还是脊椎？
Where do you want to start, neck or spine?
你愿意的话我可以把两个都折断
I could break both, if you'd like.
好吧嗯……
All right, well...
我喜欢挑战
I dig a challenge.
也许你可以先在朝鲜身上练练……
Maybe you should work on North Korea first...
让他们放松然后再对Amy施展功夫
get them to relax, and work your way up to Amy.
Minna Hakkinen 芬兰来的狐狸！
Minna Hakkinen. The Finnish Fox!
- 狼 - 什麽？
- Wolf. - What?
- 是狼 - 哦谢谢 Gary
- It's "wolf." - Oh. Thank you, Gary.
你是副总统团队的吗？
Are you part of "Team Veep"?
当然你和副总统谈到工作机会的事了吗？
Sure. You and the veep been talking jobs?
实际上没有
Actually, no.
我们讨论了Emily Lafuente的可叹的死讯
We were talking about the sad death of Emily Lafuente.
真让人伤心我恨谋杀
Just so sad. I hate murder.
实际上我同意Selina
In fact, I agreed with Selina.
她说你们的这个第二修正案
She says the Second Amendment you have,
实在是个麻烦
it's really a problem.
你们的枪♥支♥太多了
You have far too many guns here.
卧♥槽♥……这是她说的？
Shit the fuck... she said that?
哦天哪
Oh, God.
从扩张五厘米（生孩子）之后我就没有
I haven't bent this far since I was
弯腰得这麽厉害过了
five centimeters dilated.
而且我感觉到我的右脚了开始吧
And right leg is mine. Let's go.
- 好的 - 擡起来
- Okay. - Up.
我容光焕发吗？我感觉容光焕发了
Am I glowing? I feel like I'm glowing.
关灯看看如何？
How about we turn out the lights and see?
我能信任你吗？
Can I trust you?
我不知道你能吗？
I don't know. Can you?
好了转身
All right. Turn it over.
加油就差一点了
Come on. Almost there.
再来核心（肌肉群）让它紧起来
And core. Get it tight.
- 哦！ - 嗯我打扰你们了吗？
- Ooh! - Um, am I interrupting?
什麽？完全没有
What? No, not at all.
我只需要你签署
I just need you to sign off
这份关于受害记者的声明
on this statement for the murdered journalist.
“Emily Lafuente……”什麽？我没法读这些
"Emily Lafuente... " what? I can't read what that says.
“把生命活到极致 ”
"Lived life to the full."
“我们会怀念她独特的声音 ”
"We will miss her distinct voice."
感觉有点僵硬
Seems a bit stiff to me.
是吗？你真的这麽认爲？
It does? Do you think?
嗯这样怎麽样
Yeah. How about,
“她下笔世界聆听”？
"When she wrote the world listened"?
哦这个我喜欢
Ooh, I like that.
那麽采用这个了？
So, you want to go with that?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
好的
Okay.
- 谢谢 Mike - 谢谢
- Thanks, Mike. - Thank you.
大概再改改也能行吧
I guess I can work with that.
我还要做多少？
How much more do I have to do?
我会告诉你的
I'll let you know.
我猜Ray现在兼♥职♥媒体顾问了
I guess Ray is a media consultant part time.
随身团队太庞大了
The entourage is getting way too big.
再过几天我们就会有
We're only days away from
煎蛋师和钢琴调音师了
an omelet chef and a piano tuner.
- 你在弄什麽？ - 她的工作演讲
- What are you doing? - Her jobs speech.
我能看看吗？
Can I see?
什麽是“马林巴琴美国”？
What is "Marimba America"?
马林巴琴……iphone上
Marimba... that alarm that's
的那个闹铃♥声♥
on your phone when you wake up.
就是“醒醒美国！”的意思
It's like, "Wake up, America!"
他们才不在乎你需要能做摘要的金句
They don't give a shit. You need a soundbite.
我有一次写了一段
I wrote a soundbite once and
一群人全都哭了
had the entire crowd in tears.
连警方的马都哭了
Even the police horses.
摸摸这个就摸这儿
Touch this. Touch me right here.
哦 Ray 真厉害
Oh, Ray. Nice work.
说真的是不是很惊人？
Seriously, isn't that incredible?
快准备好了吗？
Ready, almost?
这儿 Amy 摸摸这个
Here, Amy, touch this.
- 感觉一下 - 哦我不想我看得到……
- Feel. - Oh, I don't wanna. I can see...
- 瞧瞧 - 很不错女士
- Look at that. - That's nice, ma'am.
看看你可以出自己的
Look at you. You're gonna
健身视频啦
do your own fitness video.
我可以让你的体态提升6000%
I can improve your posture 6,000%.
哦天哪
Oh, my God.
那个我也行
Well, so can I.
我只要脱掉鞋子就可以了
I can just take off my shoes.
我不会放弃的 Gary 轮到你了
I don't give up. Gary, you're next.
我准备好了来吧
I'm ready to receive it.
拿上我的油
Gotta get my oil.
哦！我喜欢油
Oh! I love the oil.
檀木还是洋甘菊？
Sandalwood or chamomile?
木谢谢我要木头
Wood, please. I'll do the wood.
- 小A？ - 嗯？
- Ame? - Yes?
能跟你讲一句吗
Can I talk to you really quick,
以朋友的身份？
just friend to friend?
有时候我也乐意认爲我们是朋友
I like to think of us as friends sometimes, too.
我和你相处的时间比
I spend more time with you
我的其他任何朋友都多