副总统（2012）

Veep S03E05

Part 7 Oct. 12, 2020, 8:08 p.m.

Sure.
你看我们的关系
Look. This is gonna be
将非常亲密
a very intimate relationship.
而我实在……必须深入你
And I really... I've gotta get in there.
嗯？
Yeah?
你得告诉我连Gary都不知道的东西
You have to tell me stuff that even Gary doesn't know.
- 哦哇 - 对啊
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
我都想不到真的你呢？
I can't even think, seriously. What about you?
你有什麽见不得人的？
Do you have any skeletons?
- 有 - 好了开始吧
- Yeah. - Oh-kay. Here we go.
嗯我有一个我小时候……
Yeah, I've got one. When I was a kid...
- 嗯？ - 一群更大点的小孩……
- Yeah? - A bunch of older kids...
问我敢不敢……
dared me...
杀一只流浪狗我就杀了
to kill this stray dog. And I did.
- 真的？ - 对
- Really? - Yeah.
- 你杀过狗？ - 嗯
- You killed a dog? - Yeah.
艹
Shit.
好了现在轮到你你说吧
Okay, now, your turn. You go.
呃……
Uh...
- 放心大胆说 - 好吧那……
- Just let fly. - Okay. Well...
就在我和Andrew分手之前……
right before Andrew and I split up...
嗯
Mm-hmm.
我不知道你记不记得但他的车着火了
I don't know if you remember, but his car caught fire.
对
Yeah.
- 你……？ - 是我对就是我
- You...? - I did it. Yeah, I did it.
我会烧车我知道……
I torch cars, you know...
给我核武器密♥码♥吧（总统权力）
give me the nuclear codes.
哇
Wow.
我想我能保密八年
I guess I can sit on that for eight years.
很可能会有一些变动……
There's probably going to be some shake-ups...
哦对不起 Amy
Oh, sorry, Amy.
- 什麽……？ - 狗屁 Dan？
- What the...? - Fuck, Dan?
她本来在和Ericsson谈话
She was talking to Ericsson.
我请你们吃晚饭哎
I invited you guys to dinner.
对然后你把我们踢出来了
Yeah, then you kicked us out.
先生我要这些一样各一杯
Sir, I would like one of these,
然后这些一样各一杯
and after that, I want one of these.
再然后
And then after that,
这些一样各一杯
I would like one of these.
Dan都没法把Jonah
Why would she go with Dan
从Maddox那挖来她爲什麽会选他？
when he couldn't even poach Jonah from Maddox?
现在只有一件事能让我发疯
One thing that will push me over the edge right now
就是再听一次Jonah的名字
is if you mention Jonah's name.
他倒真有可能撞进来
He could actually stumble in
他就住在附近
here. He lives around the corner.
他不会进来
He won't come in here.
Mike 我有个主意
Mike, I got an idea.
我们可以把你的过期精♥液♥泼到Jonah门上
We should throw your expired cum at Jonah's door.
你开玩笑吧
You're kidding.
没开玩笑
I'm not kidding.
我们去泼Jonah的门吧
Let's throw his cum at Jonah's door.
对！
Yeah!
泼精♥液♥！泼精♥液♥！
Let's throw cum! Let's throw cum!
泼精♥液♥！泼精♥液♥！
Let's throw cum! Let's throw cum!
Amy 别别……那是我的DNA！
Amy, no, no... that's my DNA!
我很乐意看到那个场面但我们不走
I would like to see that, but we'll stay.
嗯
Yeah.
好了我走了
All right, I'm out of here.
你怎麽杀的？
How did you kill it?
- 不好意思什麽？ - 什麽了算了
- Sorry, what? - Nothing. It's fine.
- 没事了？ - 嗯
- We're good? - Yeah.
好的
All right.
吃了一顿浪漫晚餐……香槟生蚝
Had a romantic dinner... champagne, oysters,
然后Wendy帮我射到杯子里很唯美的
then Wendy finished me off in a cup. It was beautiful.
恶心！
Gross!
听起来不错除了生蚝
Sounds pretty good, except for the oysters.
嗯反正我喜欢
Yeah, well, I like them.
嘘嘘我们这样……
Shh, shh. We do this...
在哪儿？
Where is it?
……就像买♥♥凶杀人一样懂吗？
...like a contract killing, all right?
赶紧快拿出来
Hurry up. Just get it out.
嘿大家伙儿
Hey, guys.