天才阿公（2013）
Uncle Grandpa
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天才阿公（2013）
Uncle Grandpa S01E40
Part 2
May 3, 2023, 9:03 p.m.
I've been told
有一队救援队伍已经朝这里赶来
that a rescue team is headed this way.
希望能要到需要的帮助 披萨史蒂夫
I hope we get the help that we want, Pizza Steve.
那是什么声音 叔公
What's that sound, Uncle G?
是救援直升机
It's a rescue helicopter!
大家都退后
Everyone stand back!
退后
Stand back!
我们得救了
We're saved!
把手递给我
Give me your hand!
一只手马上来
One hand coming up.
等等
Wait.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
他们想要我的混凝土道具大手
They want the big novelty cement hand
我从手店买♥♥的
that I purchased at the hand store.
你确定吗 兄弟
Are you sure, bro?
我这一生中从来没这么确定过
I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.
我的天
Flippin' frog legs!
我的天
Flippin' frog legs --
…成为国际货币
花生酱短缺临近
寥寥三个字就形象地阐明了
three simple words
which have eloquently just defined
伯班克市中心发现超级火山
宇宙历史上最不济的状况
what appears to be the worst situation
in the history of the universe.
我们本来现在应该在露营车上
We could have been in the R.V. right now
玩我们刚买♥♥的所有好东西
playing with all the cool stuff we bought
可你非要害救援直升机坠机
but you had to go take down the rescue helicopter.
都是意外 披萨史蒂夫
It was an accident, Pizza Steve.
是吗
Oh, yeah?
你干什么要那样
What the heck was that for?!
那都是意外
It was an accident.
够了
That's it!
我要划清界限
I'm dividing the step!
行了
There.
你待在你那边 我待在我这边
Now you stay on your side, and I'll stay on my side.
巨型麻绳球粉碎明尼苏达小型城镇
我的天啊
Geez Louise.
各位观众 情况目前不容乐观
Folks, it is not looking good out there.
请问 先生
Excuse me, sir.
你是一名医生吗
Are you a doctor?
是的
Why, yes.
天才叔公和披萨史蒂夫
Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve
已经在这座电动扶梯上
have been stuck on this escalator
学校禁穿披萨裤
受困超过五分钟了
for over five minutes now.
如何评价
Your reaction?
十分不好
It's not good.
我认为他们还能在那多撑几分钟
I'd say they can hang in there for a couple more minutes
情景喜剧《大才又八》停播
但是假如不给他们空投食物的话
but if an airplane doesn't drop them some food
事态将会变得极为严峻
and soon, things are gonna start looking grim.
起司泡芙屑已被发现
我饿了
I'm hungry.
要是这能有东西吃就好了
If only there was something to eat up here.
是啊
Yeah.
大吉大利 今晚吃鸡
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
冷静点 披萨史蒂夫
Cool it, Pizza Steve!
冷静
Cool it?
我可冷静了 很冷静
I am coolin' it. I'm cool.
披萨史蒂夫的奶酪
Pizza Steve's cheese
在压力下可不会融化 兄弟
doesn't melt under pressure, bro.
融化奶酪
Melted cheese?
叔公
Uncle g?
披萨
Pizza.
披萨史蒂夫
Pizza Steve.
披萨史蒂夫晚餐时间
Pizza Steve dinnertime.
晚餐披萨史蒂夫
Dinner Pizza Steve.
煎饼
Pancakes.
披萨史蒂夫快看
Pizza Steve, look!
好耶
Oh, boy
两个起司汉堡
Two cheeseburgers!
一个给你 一个给我
One for you and one for me!
起司汉堡时间到
It's cheeseburger time!
不不不不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不 先等一下 叔公
No. Hang on a sec, Uncle G.
这些让人流口水的汉堡
These mouthwatering burgers
明显落在披萨史蒂夫的那一半台阶
clearly landed on Pizza Steve's side of the step!
等等 什么
Wait. What?!
别看着披萨史蒂夫
Don't look at Pizza Steve.
规矩又不是披萨史蒂夫定的
Pizza Steve didn't make the rules.
划清界限都是你想出来的
Dividing the step was your idea.
记得吗
'Member that?
可是 披萨史蒂夫
But, Pizza Steve --
总之运气真好
Anyway, talk about luck.
我说的对吗 叔公
Am I right, Uncle G?
看看这些美味小家伙
Just look at these scrumptious puppies --
芝麻烤面包 额外奢华番茄酱
toasted sesame-seed buns, extra fancy ketchup
腌椰菜
pickles --
腌椰菜啊
oh, the pickles --
优质火烤神户牛肉饼
premium flame-broiled Kobe beef patties.
好吃的汉堡
Tasty burgers.
快看这
And looky here!
不要忘了洋葱
Let's not forget the onion!
等等 洋葱
Wait, onions?
恶心
Gross!
披萨史蒂夫
Pizza Steve!
不
Noooooooooooooo!
快看啊
Check it out, dude --
天上掉汉堡
air burgers!
好
All right!
披萨史蒂夫 你刚丢掉了
Pizza Steve, you just threw away
我们最后的生存机会
our last chance at survival.
不不不不不
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
现在我们只能
Now we're gonna...
饿死了
Starve to death!
郊狼接管国会
事态转向更坏的情况发展 各位观众
This situation has just taken a turn
for the worse, folks.
知名说唱双人组“土豆泥与肉汁”
十二年后解散
我们现在收到世界各地的直播画面
We're now receiving live pictures
from all corners of the globe
展现世界人♥民♥大团结
and displays of solidarity.
各地人♥民♥饱含希望站在一起
The people of the world standing together with hope
祝愿天才叔公与他的奶酪小兄弟
that Uncle Grandpa and his cheesy little buddy
能够成功存活到明天
will live to see another day.
全都结束了
It's all over.
知道一直以来最糟的那部分是什么吗
You know what the worst part of this whole thing is?
什么
What?
我全世界最好的哥们
My best buddy in the whole wide world
再也不喜欢我了
doesn't like me anymore!
我爱你 披萨史蒂夫
I love you, Pizza Steve!
是 我知道
Yeah. I know.
怎么会不爱呢
What's not to love?
披萨史蒂夫可是头号♥大明星
Pizza Steve is an "a"-list celebrity.
没了披萨史蒂夫的话
How are all these people possibly gonna function
世上的人还怎么好好过日子
in the world without Pizza Steve?
好了好了 小兄弟
There, there, little buddy.
白背心小屋
我决定好了 买♥♥亮珍珠
I have come to a decision -- bright pearl.
你可以结账了 老兄
You can ring me up, buddy.
由于今天发生的悲惨事件
"Due to today's tragic events
白背心小屋暂停营业
white muscle tee hut is closed"?
悲惨事件
Tragic events?
不好意思
Excuse me.
这到底
What in the --
天才叔公 你们到底在那上面干什么
Uncle Grandpa, what the heck y'all doing up there?!
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Uncle Grandpa
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